#1
i'm just looking for a quick easy answer.. How do i tell a girl (that i just want to have a sexual relationship with) that i only want a "phsycal" relationship? seriously!
#2
Youre a dick man. Such a tool you are.
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#3
Tell her that you only want to have a physical relationship with her...
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#5
give her about 300 dollars and bring her to your place!
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i'm just looking for a quick easy answer.. How do i tell a girl (that i just want to have a sexual relationship with) that i only want a "phsycal" relationship? seriously!


don't you feel that you're answering yourself
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i'm just looking for a quick easy answer.. How do i tell a girl (that i just want to have a sexual relationship with) that i only want a "phsycal" relationship? seriously!


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#10
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Youre a dick man. Such a tool you are.


lol, lighten up a little, if u planted seeds with a hot chick that was really annoying... shit id be asking the same thing
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#13
Well man, I know it is tough, but the best way is to just straight up tell her. Maybe start off by asking "Where do you think this relationship is going?" Unless she is a straight forward girl, she won't really answer and will ask the question right back to you. Thats when you tell her that you only want a "physical" relationship.

Good luck man. Hope that helped.
#14
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lol, lighten up a little, if u planted seeds with a hot chick that was really annoying... shit id be asking the same thing


You got her pregnant? That's too bad. I hate when hot girls are really annoying, seems to be very common.
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#17
just say im not ready for a relationship, but i do enjoy sex
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#18
so i should just straight up ask her? also if it makes a difference i wont be seeing her very much after we bone
#19
You are a dick man...
you cant really do that to a girl, its usually a real relationship, or not one at all.
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i'm just looking for a quick easy answer.. How do i tell a girl (that i just want to have a sexual relationship with) that i only want a "phsycal" relationship? seriously!



You didn't need to include the part in parentheses. Also, you can tell her by grabbing her breasts.
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#22
you go "i really want to have sex with you."
then, she'll repond by saying "**** you, dick head."
and then she'll tell all her friends and eventually it'll get around to the school, and you'll never get laid.
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#24
You can't ask that, it won't work.

If you want to try it though, post pics so we can tell you how badly it will turn out.
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You can't ask that, it won't work.

If you want to try it though, post pics so we can tell you how badly it will turn out.

or you can post pics it the tur nout is good
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#30
omg... DONT tell her you just want a physical relationship... just don't do all the stupid 'relationship' stuff that tools usually do, like hang out with their gf when they really wanna hang out with friends.. just don't let her control you AT ALL, which will give you what you want, and just do it whenever you hang out. she might even, if she's the right type, become even more attracted to you because you don't treat her right, (that whole 'i always end up with guys that dont appreciate me) thing. its really just cuz they are attracted to it.(not necessarily sexually). so there you go. just start being an apathetic boyfriend. as soon as you ask them 'where do you think the relationship is going?' they start thinking, and THAT's when they break up with you.
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#33
Say, "Hey soandso, I just wanted to let you know that I am really shallow, and only am going out with you because I want to bang."
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#34
We don't live in a utopian society. You can't just go around asking girls to have sex.

However, if you succeed, let me know what you said.
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#35
Tell her you love her. She'll understand what you mean.
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#38
tell her that she's dating an immature kid who just wants to have sex with her and doesn't want to spend any time on a real relationship...or you could just hire a prostitute, its basically the same thing...
#39
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i'm just looking for a quick easy answer.. How do i tell a girl (that i just want to have a sexual relationship with) that i only want a "phsycal" relationship? seriously!

Threadstarter makes me sick! Hooray!

You get a girlfriend and you want to **** it up by just wanting sex, how clever