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#7
lol youre the biggest liar ever
And if ever You come near, I will hold up high a mirror.
Lord, I could never show you anything as beautiful as You.
#10
post a pictue of you and her then ill believe you
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#11
Yeah. I'd give her anal, too.
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#14
stfu noob no one really cares. we just pretend to make noobs like you feel better about yourself, and thats only if your lucky.
Quote by fallenangel20

And thanks MotleyCrueSATD, that was pretty awesome.


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the truth he speaks well, harken unto his word.
#15
Even if it's true...does she know your putting her picture on the internet and telling everybody about your anan/oral adventures.......i dont like you
#16
This whole time I'd be holding out that he'd been telling the truth, but now I know he's lying. My spirits are crushed.
MG Free At Last
#17
Dude, your girlfriend is ugly. And the only reason im saying this is because i don't believe in a million years that she's your girlfriend.

Please take your insicurity issues and show them up a tight spot.
Q about tube amps:
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Can I save money by using lightbulbs instead of tubes - will energy saving lightulbs last even longer?



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I'm not trying to look open minded, in fact I try not to be open minded.
I hate people who are overly open minded.
#18
Quote by lateraluspiral
Yeah. I'd give her anal, too.

+1, no wonder you made a thread about it, I'd like to share my anal conquests with the world too with that girl. Providing, of course, that you aren't lying, and this is your GF actually.
لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله
#19
Quote by bullykai
You wish buddy



OK, NOW YOU GUYS ARE ****ING PISSING ME OFF!!! HOW COME NO ONE BELIEVES ME? WHAT THE **** MAN!!
#20
Wa Wa Wee Wa, shes a hot momma
Quote by Draken
that 0/10 was for gonzo slash, i despise him.
N.W.A Is Fucking Up The Program
Co-Leader Of The League Of Toxicity33, Kankuro And Dr. Gonzo Slash
Quote by OneHappyCamper


Gonzo, you're a cool dude.
#21
dude, your girl friend is hot.
Quote by Brandon860
hey man, any person with a Wayne's World avatar I have all the faith in the world in


Founder of the "Taco Bell > You" PM me to join.
#22
Different tans, different face, different girls.

Show her in my bedroom and I'll believe you.

EDIT: Same nose although, could be.
#23
Quote by Guitar-freak
Dude, your girlfriend is ugly. And the only reason im saying this is because i don't believe in a million years that she's your girlfriend.

Please take your insicurity issues and show them up a tight spot.


ok!!! you want more ****en pics?!
#24
anyone that hasn't read his other threads should. The first, asking if he should have anal. The other, telling us of his said butthole experiences. and now this one, with the pictures of this so called girlfriend that he buttsecks'd. I was thouroughly entertained anyways.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "if I live I will kill you."
"If I die, you are forgiven."
Such is the rule of honour.
#26
Quote by Syd Barret..
OK, NOW YOU GUYS ARE ****ING PISSING ME OFF!!! HOW COME NO ONE BELIEVES ME? WHAT THE **** MAN!!

Post a picture of you with her.
لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله
#27
I believe you.
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

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#29
Yum
Quote by DJaye

and it was about that time his sister comes bounding in, as she forgot to grab her handbag, only to see her brother running down the hallway with his dick hanging out and a hotdog sausage up his arse
#31
to tell you the truth those pics look like they are the begining pictures of a porno.

her kneelingin the sand, then removing her clothes to a bathing suit, then her slowly removing the other clothes.

uhhh...

site plz?
Quote by fallenangel20

And thanks MotleyCrueSATD, that was pretty awesome.


Quote by hemi-san
the truth he speaks well, harken unto his word.
#32
She's hurtin for a squirtin...
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#33
That has to be a pr0n star. Pic with her or I won't believe you neither will everyone else on UG.
Xbox 360 Gamertag - TheTacoDoctor
Just send a message saying your from UG.
CoD4 anyone?
#34
That was not your girlfriend...

That was your mom.
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You're a bald gopher with wings that lives in the countryside, working on a farm.


Quote by Bubban
Having sex in a pool full of jello? How strangely erotic. No, not just any sex, butts-*gets shot*

God bless the underdog and God bless the antihero.
#35
Quote by Syd Barret..
ok!!! you want more ****en pics?!


Preferably one with her holding a sign saying, "I had anal with Syd Barret from UG", then she'll see how creepy you are and skip town.
yo.

I BELIEVE
#38
why do u care if we believe you or not? If you truly did her in the butt, then what do you need our comments for ? and why are you bragging about doing her in the butt? if it was me, i wouldnt bring it here at all.
#40
HEY!!!!!.........She used to be my girlfriend used for impressing people


/sarcasm