#1
well im kinda embaressed to say this but i was at my friends house, a girl, were kinda friends with benfits. well she goes to get something and i stand up and i see a wet spot on my pants. i was like wtf mate! is that like. idk sploodge? or wat.
what what causes it. thanks

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#3
well...as the saying goes, if it looks like splooge, walks like splooge, and quacks like splooge...you've got radioactive quacking splooge.

on the other hand...could it have been anything else, perhaps?
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#5
a little too excited are we? Did you happen to notice if you were like....hard at the time?
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#6
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well...as the saying goes, if it looks like splooge, walks like splooge, and quacks like splooge...you've got radioactive quacking splooge.




Either she drooled on you or she's wetter than a haddock's bathing costume.
#7
What's with all the sex threads lately, that end up five pages of chaos?

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#8
well man, I'd like to hope that you'd know if you released, if it wasnt you then you got one juicy peach there my friend
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#13
precum. that happened to me in class once cause we were watching a movie, and this girl that had the hots for me was sitting next to me and.......
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#14
Premature ejaculation. Sorry kid.
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#16
sweat maybe?
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