#4
Use it against her to get her to do extra shit for you.

What did she do exactly?
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#6
why don't you write a song called "What do you do when your girlfriend ruins your birthday?" and dedicate it to her.
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#11
Smack that bitch in the mouth.
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"If I die, you are forgiven."
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#12
Nuke her, nah forgive her. Unless she fuck'd some random then you can nuke her. This scenario needs to be more specific, or did it really happen??
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#13
Walk in with like cream all over you, and be like "Mmm... Let's have my birthday cake!"

And then kill her.

Or poison the cream, so when she licks it off you she dies. And then when people are like "How'd your girlfriend die?!" you can be like "She choked... On my penis!" Which would make them think your penis is giant, which means her mum would want some.
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#16
tell her this little scenario word for word


"picture this, you walk into your house, to see your dog, and you mother having sex, your brother is giving it to the dog, they are alll enjoying themselves. Your dad is in the corner, filming it, while masturbating furiously.....how does this make you feel?"

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