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#1
i see flaming in the near future... anyways --

-- so a couple months ago, me and this girl started dating... we've been going amazing so far. we met at the college we go to and we see each other a lot. it's like the equivalent of knowing someone for at least a few years. anyways, she likes little surprises (and big ones of course) but i'm very un-creative when it comes to ideas like that.

keep in mind that getting laid isn't going down unless we get married. and pretty much anything sexual is out of the question. not like anything sexual would work as a surprise anyways...

i've surprised her with flowers and some small gifts so far but i need to broaden my horizons. especially since i'm a broke college freshman... i play guitar for her all the time also.

thanks for any help...
#2
Put your penis in a box and give it to her.

Giggity giggity.
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#4
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Put your penis in a box and give it to her.

Giggity giggity.



haha i just saw a skit about that on SNL... but yeah. that's sexual. thanks for reading only the title of the thread.
#7
Plan a day where you take her out and only do things she really enjoys, letting her know that it's all about her. What kinds of things does she enjoy doing?
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#8
take her out to some really romantic spot and then propose, that'll surprise her
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#9
Take her to your favourite place.
Quote by TiMaRmStRoNg101
there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#10
Like alexi_laiho said, cook for her. She'll appreciate it.
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#11
cook your penis for her
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#12
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Like alexi_laiho said, cook for her. She'll appreciate it.

Yeah, that's a good idea, but it is damn near impossible when you live in a college dorm...at least from my experience anyways.
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#14
give her a ring to wear. That way shell think of you every time she sees it. hooray
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#17
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give her a ring to wear. That way shell think of you every time she sees it. hooray


i agree. It's good if it only fits her ring finger aswell... but good luck with getting that right first time
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i agree. It's good if it only fits her ring aswell... but good luck with getting that right first time


Buttsecks?
#21
A little extreme but have a friend she doesn't know steal her handbag, then fight for her honour and get it back.

It could double the chance of buttsecks.
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#22
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. . . . she likes little surprises

. . . . . thanks for any help...


Show her your penis?

(sorry, but you left yourself right open for that one)

Ok, seriously now, go down on her, chicks love that.
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#24
Get a giant hollowed-out cake and jump out of it (naked) when she comes home...

Then proceed by yelling "SURPRISE!"... eh?
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#25
just be romantic, spend an entire day with her, but you may need to save up for a month for the plan i have......

basically, first, you start the day with some shopping, and pay for her, but tell her not to go too mad, because there is still a long day ahead (i reccomend a jewellery shop for this, as you can select a necklace at a good price that is likeable). Then take her to a restaurant, and i am NOT talking pizza hut/mcdonalds (for the last of you romantics out there ) i am talking a relatively classy rstaurant. And then, when she thinks the day cannot get any better at all, you then tell her you are going to a movie, you wont have to buy popcorn due to the recent restaurant visit.

Hey presto, one happy and suprised gf

GL
#26
stick it in while she's sleeping. (Warning: may lead to buttsecks.)
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#27
make a thread about how much you want to have buttsecks with her, then show it to her... we will do the rest...
#28
Shoop her Whoop.


No, seriously, no offense but if you need help to think of a surprise from a bunch of random people on the internet, you kind of suck, man. I would laugh if she somehow found out about this thread and saw it.


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#29
no one else has said RELATIONSHIP THREAD. hell i got flamed for it but noone reported me so its all good. i wont do it to you just remember next time dude

but u should go outside her window and sing to her in a rich tenor voice. lol points fer SURE
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#30
If you can't find out what you should do to make her feel happy you better just jump from a bridge... It's kinda pathetic...
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#31
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Yeah, that's a good idea, but it is damn near impossible when you live in a college dorm...at least from my experience anyways.


Come on son! Use yer noggin!

Find a way to get some food down that you 'prepared' when all you mean is you warmed in the microwave.

Orrrrrrr get a friend/parent/cousin etc who has got access to cooking thingys to let you use the cooker etc, or get them to cook it for you.

The fact you even went to this much effort will surprise her, and unless she's a bitch she'll appreciate the fact you wanted to do something nice for her, even if it was warming up a ready meal in a micro.

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#32
get money from yur parents and treat her. u said dat ur broke dude. and do something very appreciating to her. like go out after yur class. you said yur a student. and try to make her feel comfortable with ya!!!
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#33
You usually get more points for headshots...
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#36
Nothing sexual at all? How can you resist the urges?

Christ i bet you spank the monkey so much your "peice" is like a leather strap!
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#37
Ring.
Now.
Even if it's not super expensive. Pick out something like a Claddagh (sp?) ring or something, and have her birthstone in the middle.

To tell if it's the right size, look at one of her rings. Casually slide it on, and look at how far down on your finger it goes (for example, to your second knuckle down.) Go to the store and try tons of rings on until you find one that goes the same distance down. You don't necessarily have to buy THAT ring, but remember to keep that size in mind. Then order the ring or something.
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#38
Dude, you don't have a chance at anything sexual with her "until"(wtf??) you marry her????!!!

Dude, wtf are you doing with your chick. You're not yourself anymore!!!

I think you need a counselor, bohy.
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#39
peg some ****in big ass rocks at her window at night while she is trying to sleep. then hide behind the bush when she looks out. wait 10 minutes before repeating, do this about 10 times.. she will enjoy it almost as much as you
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