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My gf(inflatable) wants me to come to ug and pretend that we had anal Sex. But i am confused

Need Help

Thanx
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show that inflatable who's boss
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My gf(inflatable) wants me to come to ug and pretend that we had anal Sex. But i am confused

Need Help

Thanx


I'm pretty sure your lieing, if not then i feel very sorry for you. For you to share anything with someone like that only degrades yourself as a person.

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Lol. His name plus the question go together so perfectly.


maybe if the inflatable gets a hole in area he's working with
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My gf(inflatable) wants me to come to ug and pretend that we had anal Sex. But i am confused

Need Help

Thanx


1. Why would you ask UG that question to start with? Doesn't it just make pretending pointless?

2. Maybe you need description of what buttsecks is so u can pretend. If thats why you made this thread then you made it in the wrong forum.

3. *REPORTED* Useless and pointless threads waste a lot of precious precious space in UG forums. If i don't report you, you might make more threads like this
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I'm pretty sure your lieing, if not then i feel very sorry for you. For you to share anything with someone like that only degrades yourself as a person.

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You REALLY need to fix your sarcasm detector.
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^^
Erm i guess u really were'nt involved with the Syd Barret incident.
I dont blame you but try spending some more time on UG before trying to b "oh i am so f**ckin cool"

Its for ur own good

EDIT:This is to the aussie guy
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^^
Erm i guess u really were'nt involved with the Syd Barret incident.
I dont blame you but try spending some more time on UG before trying to b "oh i am so f**ckin cool"

Its for ur own good


if thats to me, then i know all about it
its just making a poor copy of a funny thread isn't funny
just my opinion
and btw i'm not acting all cool over the net as i have better things to do

EDIT: sorry never saw your edit
no hard feelings? lol
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yeh everyone, hes ripping off that "syd barett.." guy who made a thread like this earlier.
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#17
Ok i'm sorry no harm done right?

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dont worry i understood it and i thought it was funny
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dont worry, i understood it

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That Syd Barret guy got completely owned though, that was hilarious
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My gf(inflatable) wants me to come to ug and pretend that we had anal Sex. But i am confused

Need Help

Thanx


haha

nice one mate.


but wait, i dont belive you, show us a picture of you with the doll!
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Hahaha seriously if she wants you so much to pretend you had anal sex with her why don't you have real anal sex and tell us the truth after rofl