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#1
...hilarity ensues!

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I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Who's this?
DoughMan says:
im connor but im also from ug
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
What's ur name
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
on UG
DoughMan says:
the postman
DoughMan says:
i forgot urs cos i added so many
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Wahhapen
DoughMan says:
woah ur a mod right
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
yeap
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Don't mess with me
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
I'll ban you!
DoughMan says:
rnt u flyingmarlin
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Nope.
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
I'm wahappen
DoughMan says:
ur my hero
DoughMan says:
how do u become a mod
DoughMan says:
whats a referaL
DoughMan says:
DO U GET PAID
DoughMan says:
I LOVE YOU
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
You become a mod by making helpful posts and stuff like that
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
or you can send the UG office money
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
but only one person has done that
DoughMan says:
zomg how much
DoughMan says:
ur my favourite mod
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
like $10
DoughMan says:
then can u ban whoever u want
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
A referal is when a new user joins up to the site and has the option of typing in a user. Say the I typed in 'Cas', he would get one referall
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
that helps towards modship aswell
DoughMan says:
my brother has 1
DoughMan says:
is that enough?
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Nah
DoughMan says:
I always help people on GG&A
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
it's not like you get a referall and you become a mod
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
It takes ages
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Take Mayday, for example
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
He's been here for more than a year
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
He's got a referall
DoughMan says:
i have amp knowledge that i share
DoughMan says:
is he a mod?
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
and - apart from the odd sillyness - he's helpfull
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
He might be a mod
DoughMan says:
cant u b silly if ur a mod
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
we're considering it
DoughMan says:
can u flame people?
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Well, you can have a laugh
DoughMan says:
can u flame
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
You can get warned by other mods
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Not really
DoughMan says:
thats sucks i dont feel like becoming a mod at this stage in life
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
don't worry kid
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
I'm feeling generous
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
anything else you wanna know
DoughMan says:
im 26
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
any secrets?
DoughMan says:
iyes well this this girl and i really fancy her but i dunno if she fancies me back
DoughMan says:
im jkn im only 13 but my brother whose called 'krieg commando' on UG got banned
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
do you share the same computer?
DoughMan says:
yes but now he has a laptop
DoughMan says:
we pmed a mod first
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Yeah i'll unban him
DoughMan says:
he got baned for posting on pics threads and he didnt post a pic
DoughMan says:
nonono he didnt get banned for multi accounts
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Do you know who banned him?
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
I might unban the person who did that
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
you seem a good kid
DoughMan says:
ummm ill go ask him
DoughMan says:
he dusnt know who banned him
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Ok
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
I'll find out
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
any secrets?
DoughMan says:
yes i fancy dinkydaisy
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Really?
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Look I have to go soon
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Any thing you wanna know?
DoughMan says:
ok byebye
DoughMan says:
no thanks if i have questions can i pm u or something?
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
Yeah man
I grew up on the crime side/ the New York Times side says:
bye
#5
hahahahahahahahahaha that made me laugh so damned much.

that guy added me too...i'm not as cruel as mayday, though. (i even put spaces in to make it easier to read )


DoughMan says:
im from ug

:: mousey :: and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. says:
hello

DoughMan says:
im from ug

:: mousey :: and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. says:
so you said
who are you on UG?

DoughMan says:
the postman

:: mousey :: and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. says:
oh, righto

DoughMan says:
r u good at playing the guitar

:: mousey :: and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. says:
i'm not bad
yourself?

DoughMan says:
ive only been playing for a year. hw long u been plyin

:: mousey :: and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. says:
five or six years

DoughMan says:
can u shred

:: mousey :: and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. says:
not very well. i'm more blues than shred.

DoughMan says:
thats great

:: mousey :: and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. says:
lol

DoughMan says:
theres this guy called bb king do u know who he is

:: mousey :: and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. says:
yeah

DoughMan says:
theres also this guys called stpeie ray vahn
do u know him?#

:: mousey :: and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. says:
yes
well, not personally, but you know what i mean

DoughMan says:
pretty much yes
r u from england

:: mousey :: and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. says:
yep

DoughMan says:
wow
im from south africa but i live here

:: mousey :: and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. says:
cool

DoughMan says:
do u know a person called dinkydasiy

:: mousey :: and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. says:
yes, from UG

DoughMan says:
r u her friend

:: mousey :: and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, i'll see you on the dark side of the moon. says:
i don't know her in real life
only on UG

DoughMan says:
thats great
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#7
oh dear.


PS: Mayday, I still want your ass warning/banning
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#10
eh?
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#13
Quote by DeSean
I can't believe I read all that.



It really wasn't that long...
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#14
lmao xD, who doesnt know BB king, i mean hes been my best mate for the last 3 years.........ok that wasnt funny was it?
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I love you.


Quote by rabidguitarist

Can I be your adopted parent? I'd love you like a real son.


"Arguing over the internet is like the special olympics. No matter who wins, your both still retards." - A man of many muffins
#18
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#19
Damn right, I was cool enough to point Hannah in the direction of this thread
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#21
Quote by olif8
LoL i fAnCy u, WeRe guNna g3t MarRiEd an EveRy1 oN UG wiLl w1sh uS 2 b hApPy



laWlZ, 2 rite weE wIlL
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#22
Quote by Dinkydaisy


owh, there go my chances...




btw, mayday, i love you
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#26
Quote by _Mayday_
HaNnAh, I lEfT yOu A PiCtUrE cOmMeNt On MySpAcE. lolololol I lOv3 y0u!



l0lz, tHaNk u! LoTz 0f LuV!
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#28
You two are scaring me now
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#30
Quote by olif8
What...no action for me?


you only live a few hours from me...
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#31
Quote by IndieMetalhead
you only live a few hours from me...



You know, every few weeks, you and me stay up really late, and hijack threads because mods don't really seem to give a shit when we do it, and you always bring up how close we live, and how freaked out you are when I mention your real name...Stu.


<_<

>_>


^ lol dere teh evil eyz lol
#32


as if you would add someone from UG
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
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#35
Quote by _Mayday_
0Mg 0mG i JuST CAm3!!!!



0mG, 5o dId i!!1111!!!1

\/\/e sHuD meaT + d0 iT 4 ReEl!!!
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#37
Quote by olif8
*still upset at being discluded*


excluded?
"There are millions of people in the world, and none of those people are an extra. They're all leads in their own stories."
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#38
^Precluded?


Quote by olif8
You know, every few weeks, you and me stay up really late, and hijack threads because mods don't really seem to give a shit when we do it, and you always bring up how close we live, and how freaked out you are when I mention your real name...Stu.


<_<

>_>


^ lol dere teh evil eyz lol




they do, just by the time they see it the threads on the 20th page

and no more late nights for me

and your name is presumably oliver?

>_>
<_<
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#39
Quote by olif8
*still upset at being discluded*



Aaaaah it's you!


Don't be upset, I sometimes go listen to your band's Myspace.


Albeit you only have one song on now, which isn't your best
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