#1
ok so ur in a mall and u have a pistol and some lazy people around you. There has been a zombie attack. what do you do?


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#3
Find a zombie chick, knock her out and have sexual relations with her.

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#4
shoot everyone whos not a zombie then keep feeding the zombies so they stay satisfied. or kill the zombies. i dont know. actually maybe id shoot myself. but then what if you dont die?
#5
SHOOT THE PREGNANT WOMAN AND HER BLACK HUSBAND!

get to the roof and tell some gun shop owner guy across the street to shoot a zombie that shoots jay leno!
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#6
^^^ding we have a winner burt renaylds too
Kido is the name and i like to rhyme
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#7
Become a zombie, so that your cannibalism habit won't be so weird anymore.
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#8
gather all the lazy people in the mall and have them secure the area. then i have them make a rope sling thing that we can use to get to the gunshop without going downstairs. then i gather up some guns, and put on my robe and wizard hat. then i proceed to do nothing but shoot zombies and eat junk food until the whole thing blows over.
#9
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gather all the lazy people in the mall and have them secure the area. then i have them make a rope sling thing that we can use to get to the gunshop without going downstairs. then i gather up some guns, and put on my robe and wizard hat. then i proceed to do nothing but shoot zombies and eat junk food until the whole thing blows over.

WRONG!

dont try to bring sanwiches to the gunshop owner or something like that, cuz hes already a zombie.
instead, make super fortified shuttle busses with slots on the side to stick chainsaws out of

try not to be in the same bus as the 70 year old gay guy because he really doesnt know how to use a chainsaw (trust me)
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#10
personally i'd take target practice at the people and then shoot myself with the last bullet
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#11
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personally i'd take target practice at the people and then shoot myself with the last bullet

at least with my plan, one of the black guys lives, but the 40 year old virgin dies
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#12
stay there until someone comes to save me... make a big balance beam / girder thing or a big zip line / flying fox to get over to the gun shop and bring the guy and all the ammo back over.... not like what they did on dawn of the dead that was dumb
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#13
go to the supermarket of the mall, close all the entrances, play Wii or PS3 or whatever console is in the supermarket, and go out after 2 weeks when all the zombies are dead or rotten or whatever.
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#14
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go to the supermarket of the mall, close all the entrances, play Wii or PS3 or whatever console is in the supermarket, and go out after 2 weeks when all the zombies are dead or rotten or whatever.


zombies dont die or rot..... because they are dead and they are rotten
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#15
I freakin' loved that movie...

Who else thinks they should make zombie movies with Gore/Black Metal soundtracks?
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#16
Remember, you daughter will rip your husbands throat out and kick down your door. So fleeing is a must. Also, zombies take 3-5 years to rot to nothing, so we go down the Winchester and have a nice pint while his whole thing blows over!
#17
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Remember, you daughter will rip your husbands throat out and kick down your door. So fleeing is a must. Also, zombies take 3-5 years to rot to nothing, so we go down the Winchester and have a nice pint while his whole thing blows over!


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#18
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Remember, you daughter will rip your husbands throat out and kick down your door. So fleeing is a must. Also, zombies take 3-5 years to rot to nothing, so we go down the Winchester and have a nice pint while his whole thing blows over!


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#19
I'd sell my Blacktail and my Striker and buy myself a Broken Butterly. Then i'll kill the spanish guy with my long scorpion-tail-like member and then let Leon survive. By then i'd have enough mana to use Gush, and he'll die as he loses 6 armour, and i have a 20% chance to swing and hit 200 damage around an AOE of 250. By then i'll be level 17, and i can learn Attribute bonus, which'll save me against Nemesis' Rocket Launcher, then my rocket launcher can fell him.
Then it sort of folds and i win...
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#23
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fuck the hottest chick there and film it like on Dawn Of The Dead.


You mean the shitty remake.

In other news, zombies > everything.
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#24
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You mean the shitty remake.

In other news, zombies > everything.


Yep, I'd only get around to watching a zombie movie if it's on cable.
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#26
Watching #1 now, I'll probably wanna go to bed pretty soon so I hope it's not too gory.

Edit: gah, it's a whole movie in 10 parts, I'll watch a few....
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#27
LOL dude that movie is pretty gory.

My avatar is a scene from that flick.

If you want something less gory, watch Shaun. It's great.
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#29
Haha yes. SOTD is hilarious all around. Even Romero loved it, and they are essentially satirizing the genre he created.

Zombi 2 good so far?
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#31
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I'd sell my Blacktail and my Striker and buy myself a Broken Butterly. Then i'll kill the spanish guy with my long scorpion-tail-like member and then let Leon survive. By then i'd have enough mana to use Gush, and he'll die as he loses 6 armour, and i have a 20% chance to swing and hit 200 damage around an AOE of 250. By then i'll be level 17, and i can learn Attribute bonus, which'll save me against Nemesis' Rocket Launcher, then my rocket launcher can fell him.
Then it sort of folds and i win...


Don't mix Resident Evil with some shitty MMORPG.
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#32
I'd find a gun shop, shoot the window. Now I have more guns.

That lego head idea is the greatest.
#33
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Don't mix Resident Evil with some shitty MMORPG.


I thought he was fusing RE with Warcraft, I was loling at the logic in his post for awhile.
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#34
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Just going through the opening credits.


cool. Hope you enjoy the rest.
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