#1
I'm quite bored.

I for one always grin evilly when I hear "Laid To Rest" by Lamb of God when it goes:

Console youself, you're better alone
Destroy yourself, see who gives a f*ck.

Always makes me smile. Also when I see these YouTube videos of people getting owned, like hit with baseball bats and such.

And I apparently also laughed when I was 3 years old and kicked my teacher in the leg
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#3
I laugh at other people's stupid mistakes when they don't notice. But then they laugh back at me...

EDIT: I laugh at my IT teacher, who is clearly confused. We see what he's done wrong, but he doesn't know what and gets pissed off. We make bets on how long it'll take him to realise.

If we have a problem with something, he'll say "Oh, that's easy to fix" and then he'll try and fail solve it. And I LOL.
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#4
This one time, i was at this airplane, and some stupid old bitches had managed to turn on their seat lights when it was all dark in the airplane (Long-distance flight during the night) and they were struggling to turn it off. I knew how to do it, but i just sat back and watched with an evil smile on my lips. I was in a VERY grumpy mood coz i was seated in the middle seat between two older fat chicks..
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#5
I sometimes like seeing parents flip out and beat their kids at shopping centres and stuff...fun.
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#6
lol at guitarfreak.

when little kids cry.i laugh.

and i hate heli's. if you dotn know what they are, they are rollerskates in sneakers. i always knock over the little kidswho wheel around in the mall with them. then i get a very sadistic smile and leave.

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#7
You had a teacher when you were 3? Man startin young
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#8
I too enjoy watching small children feel pain. I saw a father drop his kid flat on his head yesterday in the middle of the street and it made me really happy.
#9
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It was a speech teacher, I used to st-st-stutter a lot . True I didn't say many words, but I stuttered the ones I said.
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#10
When something bad happens to an ex..... it is wrong.... but oh well, Im human sometimes you have to revel in your hate.
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#11
I was on the train the other week and this old, fat woman shoved past me down the ailse after using the loo, and there was a pieces of toilet paper trailing from under her show. It was the most perfect moment ever, as she walked all the way down the ailse and everyone looked. I laughed for God knows how long.
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#12
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It was a speech teacher, I used to st-st-stutter a lot . True I didn't say many words, but I stuttered the ones I said.


Haha nice, they made me take a speech tecaher in 3rd grade. I couldn't pronounce an S sound or a Th sound
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#15
when i piss off my girlfriend in various ways.

she knows i love her, so its all good
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It was a speech teacher, I used to st-st-stutter a lot . True I didn't say many words, but I stuttered the ones I said.

wow dude you stutter? i stutter too...been stuttering till this day. Till when did you completely stop stuttering or do you still a tiny bit?
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#23
I love it when teachers know they're in the wrong, but they won't back down no matter how much you laugh at them.
#24
One time, I was at a bus stop, and saw this guy on a bike listening to his iPod get totally creamed by a cement truck. one guy at the stop, puked, one lady fainted, meanwhile, i was laughing uncontrollably, then a hobo looking dude went and stole the pwnt dudes iPod... funniest shit ever
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#25
Quote by willpulman_172
I'm quite bored.

I for one always grin evilly when I hear "Laid To Rest" by Lamb of God when it goes:

Console youself, you're better alone
Destroy yourself, see who gives a f*ck.

Always makes me smile. Also when I see these YouTube videos of people getting owned, like hit with baseball bats and such.

And I apparently also laughed when I was 3 years old and kicked my teacher in the leg

i get the same smile when same smile when he says "Smother another failure, Lay This To Rest" and when troy sanders sings "Split Your Lungs With Blood & Thunder"
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This one time, i was at this airplane, and some stupid old bitches had managed to turn on their seat lights when it was all dark in the airplane (Long-distance flight during the night) and they were struggling to turn it off. I knew how to do it, but i just sat back and watched with an evil smile on my lips. I was in a VERY grumpy mood coz i was seated in the middle seat between two older fat chicks..


i can't help but look at your avatar and wonder just how homosexual you really are


as a child i always laughed when mufassa died. dunno why.