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Serious question. About $1,000 to spend and i really want a monkey. Anyone know where i can get one?
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I think you'd have to goto another country to.

Or theres programs in the US where they like people to adopt a monkey. Like on the show Hogan Knows Best, Hulk Hogans wife adopts a chimp.
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you can get one for free if your paralyzed from like the neck down

or if you act like you are
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South America.
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Serious question. About $1,000 to spend and i really want a monkey. Anyone know where i can get one?



#11
Why the fek do you want a monkey?


...oh noes
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#13
*Opens up huge coat to reveal several monkeys hanging from the pockets*


So whaddya want? Paypal ok for you?
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the interweb.... seriously
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Isn`t it illegal to have one as a pet?
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damn. you lucky bastard. i want a monkey...
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do even know how to take care of one?

Hey man, dummies guide to monkeys.
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xD isnt that like....illegal
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Feel sorry for the monkey
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Beastiality

Actually, i need a drummer. Not really but that would be sweet. I j/ want one as a pet. A smaller one that can sit on my shoulder.
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They`re not mean to be pets though...
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yeah i think it's illegal to have one as a pet, although i once heard you coudl have one as long as you had really high walls, but that was back when i was alot more gullible
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Actually, i need a drummer. Not really but that would be sweet. I j/ want one as a pet. A smaller one that can sit on my shoulder.



you can easily get one in south america too, or maybe (even if it sounds stupid) on the internet


EDIT:http://www.pets4you.com/monkey.html

EDIT 2:http://www.primatestore.com/forsale.asp

http://www.elams.org/animals/ForSale/Monkey_for_Sale.htm


what a twisted world, buying monkeys on the internet
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yeah i think it's illegal to have one as a pet, although i once heard you coudl have one as long as you had really high walls, but that was back when i was alot more gullible

Way i see it nothings illegal unless u get caught
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how kickass would it be if you got two monkeys and taught one to play drums and one to play bass. the you take guitar and vocals. that would be the coolest band ever!!!
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how kickass would it be if you got two monkeys and taught one to play drums and one to play bass. the you take guitar and vocals. that would be the coolest band ever!!!


and after gigs you can sodomize the monkeys

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how kickass would it be if you got two monkeys and taught one to play drums and one to play bass. the you take guitar and vocals. that would be the coolest band ever!!!

And then get signed and tour. You would sell out j/ cuz u have monkeys in your band.
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**** small monkeys, get a chimp or a stunted gorilla.





get a king kong
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**** small monkeys, get a chimp or a stunted gorilla.

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I think the spider monkey is the common one to have as a pet. But they like to masturbait alot, and i'm not joking. They go crazy when they don't get none. And Chimps and other large monkeys are known for beating the hell out of their owners, just thought you would like to know.
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