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....yeah um if it wasn't for Taladega Nights, i wouldn't have known that the French came up with the Blowjob and 69 position....so i was thinking what are other good things the french created?
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why is michael jackson and McDonald's so similar?

They put 40 year old meat between 5 year old buns.


#2
Homosexuality.

(I'm not basing this off any facts, I just don't like french people)
#5
Im pretty sure Henry Ford took the idea of cars from the French.
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#6
french doors
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#10
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Im pretty sure Henry Ford took the idea of cars from the French.


I think that sentence is wrong in just about every way possible
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#11
Quote by Musicman48858
I think that sentence is wrong in just about every way possible


Grammar, or my historical incorrect-ness?
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#12
umm.. Vigier Guitars? the best guitar company to ever exist.

that and well....

...okay nothing good
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#15
the baguette, the bikini and french Salade dressing
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#17
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french Salade dressing



You sure? Im pretty sure we got that from the Himalayans.
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#19
Quote by manug20
....yeah um if it wasn't for Taladega Nights, i wouldn't have known that the French came up with the Blowjob and 69 position....so i was thinking what are other good things the french created?


I somehow doubt that's right. In fact I'm sure it isn't, the blowjob or fellatio, was created/invented by the inhabitants of the Greek Isle of Lesbos
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#20
Someone once told me that French bread is actually Spanish bread, so they didn't invent that either

Silly french
#22
They made it cool for girls not to shave...but thats not cool.
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#23
Quote by $Guitarist$
Grammar, or my historical incorrect-ness?


the latter...

Henry ford invented the assembly line (and he kind of stole that idea too) not the car... and the germans invented the car
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#24
The metric system.... Well kinda... Napoleon was the first to introduce it...
#25
Quote by dave_slash
I somehow doubt that's right. In fact I'm sure it isn't, the blowjob or fellatio, was created/invented by the inhabitants of the Greek Isle of Lesbos


There's evidence of blow jobs etc predating any major Greek civilisation.

Lesbos is famous for its very secretive female-only rituals, which obviously spawned some rather sexy rumours, hence the term 'Lesbian'.
Lesbos is not the birthplace of all things sexy. Just lesbians.
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#26
Quote by Musicman48858
Henry ford invented the assembly line (and he kind of stole that idea too) not the car...


He was an anti-Semite too. Sounds like an arsehole.
#27
Quote by Musicman48858
the latter...

Henry ford invented the assembly line (and he kind of stole that idea too) not the car... and the germans invented the car


Well I know what he invented from class. I just dont know where he stole the ideas from.
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#28
Quote by xDie_Romanticx
french fries and french toast

French Fries are a Belgium creation. It was popularized in France which is why they get the credit. The best thing they did was the statue of liberty which was originally copper (random fact).
#29
Aqualung, braille, gyroscopes, hot air balloon, sewing machine, parachute, mayonnaise, the metric system, the bicycle, blood transfusions, the 19th century bullet and rifle design, gas engine, some early car designs, neon lights, stethoscope, and probably more are all French inventions.
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#32
Quote by lukef
There's evidence of blow jobs etc predating any major Greek civilisation.

Lesbos is famous for its very secretive female-only rituals, which obviously spawned some rather sexy rumours, hence the term 'Lesbian'.
Lesbos is not the birthplace of all things sexy. Just lesbians.



Ah, I stand corrected. *Blames Wikipedia*
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#33
Talladega Nights didn't say that the French invented oral sex and the 69 position. It said that they invented the threesome and something else.
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#35
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french fries and french toast


French Fries are actually Belgium
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#36
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
Talladega Nights didn't say that the French invented oral sex and the 69 position. It said that they invented the threesome and something else.


i'm pretty sure the gay french driver (borat dude), said that when they were at the bar.
i've watched this movie 3 times already
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MUSIC IS PASSION

why is michael jackson and McDonald's so similar?

They put 40 year old meat between 5 year old buns.


#38
Quote by manug20
i'm pretty sure the gay french driver (borat dude), said that when they were at the bar.
i've watched this movie 3 times already


Upon finding this quote:

Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?
Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism, and the blowjob.

You might be right, but I swear to Buddha I remember him saying "menage a trois," (as in a threesome) not blowjob.
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#39
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
Talladega Nights didn't say that the French invented oral sex and the 69 position. It said that they invented the threesome and something else.


Yeah, they said Menage a Trois.
#40
Quote by lukef
There's evidence of blow jobs etc predating any major Greek civilisation.

Lesbos is famous for its very secretive female-only rituals, which obviously spawned some rather sexy rumours, hence the term 'Lesbian'.
Lesbos is not the birthplace of all things sexy. Just lesbians.


Lesbians are named after Lesbos 'cos some female poet lived there who was said to be homosexual. It's not an island populated by lesbians ....
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