#1
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO IT?

yeah i know some of you UG'ers already talk to your guitars but for the rest of you!

i think i'd ask mine its name...


for some reason
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
If your vegetarian girl harasses you about eating meat, snap back with, "Eating more entirely defenseless plants that provide us with oxygen?"

That'll shut that bitch up faster than two black eyes.


#4
ahah shame the g string got in too late :P
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
If your vegetarian girl harasses you about eating meat, snap back with, "Eating more entirely defenseless plants that provide us with oxygen?"

That'll shut that bitch up faster than two black eyes.


#7
Quote by The_G_String
i think both of our posts should be sigged


I think that any time someone asks to be sigged, their chances of actually being sigged drop.
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i dont really know what is good so maybe you guys could give me some suggestions of a good practice amp with some a effects between 70 and 100pound. cheers

your buying an amp based on weight??
#10
pissoff i hate u u piece of shit

i hate my guitar
but im too poor to afford a new BETTER one

that is all
Some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods:



the muffin!
#12
after "HOW THE F*CK DID YOU COME ALIVE????" i would ask mine its name...
Quote by Machanix
We play guitar.... we're automatically on top of the world.

Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back!

A Wasted Youth
Is Better By Far
Than A Wise And Productive Old Age

Good Girls Go To Heaven, But The Bad Girls Go Everywhere!
#13
Quote by sashki
I'd rather have a guitar than Paris Hilton in my room. Eugh....



[paris: "blah blah blah ****in blah"
me: oh **** OFF!!! *picks up 22 mm shotgun* bitch *bang*
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cyclobs you are demented..... in a good way
#15
Quote by sashki
My guitar's a plank of agathis with parts bolted on. I can't imagine in being anyone apart from Paris Hilton. I'd rather have a guitar than Paris Hilton in my room. Eugh....


So even if Paris Hilton was lying on your bed naked and asked you to poke her with your pork sword you wouldn't do it?
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.
#16
Quote by Craig01
So even if Paris Hilton was lying on your bed naked and asked you to poke her with your pork sword you wouldn't do it?

Sticking your trousersnake in her is about as fun as sticking it in a dead animal. Probably both ripe with the same amount of diseases.
#19
Quote by doomnight
dude mines te best... hey babe, im gonna SHRED your g-string ...


ppppp-ppp-poser!
yo.

I BELIEVE
#21
If my guitar were a person, it would say that this thread has been done before.

Isn't it amazing how I come up with a different way to say this in every thread?
#23
"Thank you."
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Fender American Vintage Series '52 Telecaster
Marshall JCM2000 DSL401
Roland MicroCube
Dunlop ZW-45 Wah
Dunlop Rotovibe
Dunlop MXR EVH Phase 90
Dunlop MXR Zakk Wylde Overdrive
Boss CE-5
iSP Decimator
#24
"I hold you all the time and tell you you're pretty, but you still won't put out damnit!"
#25
If my guitar could talk, I'll scream and run away. It's too freaky.
Baby, can you dig your man?
He's a righteous man,
Baby, can you dig your man?

- Larry Underwood
#26
I'd marry her.
Jackson DKMG & KE3, Fender Mexican Strat, Stagg Acoustic

Boss Compressor & Chorus, Dunlop Crybaby, Behringer Delay, ISP Decimator, Ibanez Tubescreamer

Laney TT50H, Marshall 1960A, Roland Cube 15

Looking to jam in Belfast, PM me!
#27
Quote by cyclobs
[paris: "blah blah blah ****in blah"
me: oh **** OFF!!! *picks up 22 mm shotgun* bitch *bang*



You forgot to add..."Thats Hot!!!"


I would ask my guitar if he wants to play guitar, then his brain would explode, thus returning him to his original guitar status. Then I would proceed to play him...err....it.
#29
'SO...you uh....wanna do it?'


then it would slap me, and walk away, never to come back.
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Brad, you smell.

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brad you smell like my hairy left nut

#31
Mine would be too old and deaf to hear what I was asking it.
Cory is a girl's name too.

myspace.com/corysmash

aim me at corysmash196
#33
Dude I went to the guitar store...
Hollow bodies are so effin shallow
Gear:
Ibanez JS100
03 Squier Strat
1980 Ovation Matrix Accoustic
Peavey Valveking 112
Washburn T-14 Taurus (Bass)
SWR Working Pro 100 watt bass amp
#34
Quote by Craig01
So even if Paris Hilton was lying on your bed naked and asked you to poke her with your pork sword you wouldn't do it?


Dude, it's like ****ing a plastic bag.

She fails to match the standards of "homo sapiens". She's an overpaid, polyethylene STD distributor. How can you not love that? Easily.

She's absolutely disgusting
#36
If it was a person I'd say, "you've been with me throught the good and bad times. will you have my babies?"
Get off my lawn.
#37
You Shitty Squier! You Better Start Working Out And Improve Your Tone Or Im Beating The Shit Out Of You!
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