tard on tour
UG annihilator
Join date: Oct 2005
229 IQ
#3
i have one word for this


you cant spell manslaughter without laughter


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fronkpies
UG's Dirty Workman
Join date: Nov 2004
387 IQ
#4
Havent seen a tash like that for years.
Tears in waves, minds on fire
Nights alone by your side
Cobain_Is_King
How Soon is Now?
Join date: Nov 2004
1,150 IQ
#7
'Tony Burnett is one of today’s hottest guitar instructors.'
Not with a tache like that he ain't...
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Cory Smash
love sucks ass
Join date: Apr 2006
608 IQ
#8
Hot damn! That's just what I need!
Cory is a girl's name too.

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aim me at corysmash196
Nightmare_xxx
UG's Panda Fanatic
Join date: Feb 2006
613 IQ
#9
Quote by cobain_is_king
'Tony Burnett is one of today’s hottest guitar instructors.'
Not with a tache like that he ain't...


rofl
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Glenn4009
God
Join date: Sep 2006
39 IQ
#10
That is an insult to proper practice, seriously the biggest load of shit i've read in a long time! "The pros feel threatened" yes I can see Steve Vai shitting his pants right now, and all becuase of this website . I detest things like this becuase it is an insult to the real principles and practices of playing guitar. Shortcuts ... my ass ... it's nothing but a money making scam aimed at new players.
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"Wait , stop! I need to get my fight music on! ... wait.... one sec....yep thats it, we're good to go"


If it has a good body, a nice long neck and 6 strings i'd hit it like Ron Jeremy on viagra.
tard on tour
UG annihilator
Join date: Oct 2005
229 IQ
#11
Quote by Glenn4009
That is an insult to proper practice, seriously the biggest load of shit i've read in a long time! "The pros feel threatened" yes I can see Steve Vai shitting his pants right now, and all becuase of this website . I detest things like this becuase it is an insult to the real principles and practices of playing guitar. Shortcuts ... my ass ... it's nothing but a money making scam aimed at new players.

we know
you cant spell manslaughter without laughter


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I like my women how I like my cookies. Smothered in diarrhea.
TheUnholy
Unholier than thou...
Join date: Mar 2005
228 IQ
#12
The guy spent 18 months practising 18 hours a day, apparently ...shame he didn't teach himself using his speed method, or he might've got some f*cking sleep.


EDIT: And and and - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XYZ_(metal_band)

Hrm, the guys he apparently opened for Malmsteen with didn't think much of his "Killer chops!", based on his two year stay with them.
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Last edited by TheUnholy at Jan 8, 2007,
adamstartin
Registered User
Join date: Oct 2005
158 IQ
#14
Am i the only one who thinks he looks a bit like zappa?
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Cobain_Is_King
How Soon is Now?
Join date: Nov 2004
1,150 IQ
#15
Quote by adamstartin
Am i the only one who thinks he looks a bit like zappa?

Yes...yes you are.
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IndieMetalhead
Is never online
Join date: Jun 2005
1,124 IQ
#16
same old crock of shit. just like that 'learn to play better in 20 days with this crappy flash program' thing.
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insideac
is present!
Join date: May 2005
8,096 IQ
#17
I just called them. My conversation:

OHP: Hi this is blah blah, how can I help you.
Me: Yes Im calling to inquire about Tony Burnetts videos?
OHP: Yes, what about them?
Me: Do they really work?
OHP: Well uh...we have gotten some good responses from them.
Me: Ive never heard of Tony Burnett. Are there any videos of him? I need to hear him first.
OHP: No Im sorry, there isny any clips of him.
Me: I understand here that he was only in the band 2 years. He makes it sound like he was there the whole time, isnt that a bit misleading?
OHP: Uhm, sorry sir, theres another call on the line.
Me: Ok.
OHP : Goodbye
Me: See ya.