#1
Well, have you?

I'm too careful, and haven't been busted (that I know of), but I can remember when I was nine, and went over to my school mates place, and as I walked past his older brothers window, I saw him going for it, and I was like all traumatized.

They funny thing was, he had a Playboy in one hand, his dik in the other, he looks over and saw me, and without skipping a beat, he carries on, business as usual.
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#2
Yep, I was in bed, and wanking over clueless the movie

Dad walked in as I was cumming
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#3
Woah another masturbation thread. Ive never been caught, nearly though my mum walked in but i was under my blankets.
#4
Quote by fronkpies
Yep, I was in bed, and wanking over clueless the movie

Dad walking in as I was cumming


OMFG . . . .LMAO . . . . . are you ****ing serious? I would die. What did he do? LOL
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Cole Clark FL1AC Acoustic

Quote by 2007 Stupidity Awards


Instead of using Valves, could I use Light Bulbs instead? If so, would the new energy saving ones be OK? Coz I do a lot of playing

I got my pick stuck inside my guitar . . . . how am I supposed to get it out?
#5
Quote by DJaye
OMFG . . . .LMAO . . . . . are you ****ing serious? I would die. What did he do? LOL



I was to busy trying to act like I wast cumming to notice to be honest

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#8
i swear there's already a really popular thread about this...
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#9
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I was to busy trying to act like I wast cumming to notice to be honest



LMAO . . . . dude, thats the funniest thing I have heard this week. (I have tears in my eyes)
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Cole Clark FL1AC Acoustic

Quote by 2007 Stupidity Awards


Instead of using Valves, could I use Light Bulbs instead? If so, would the new energy saving ones be OK? Coz I do a lot of playing

I got my pick stuck inside my guitar . . . . how am I supposed to get it out?
#10
Once my mum said she would be back from work, so i left some porn movie running ont he comp and went for a shower, the the door opened and she got mad. I think it was called the one-fifty-one file, where a lady is naughty and must die by PLEASURE! Good film..
#11
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Once my mum said she would be back from work, so i left some porn movie running ont he comp and went for a shower, the the door opened and she got mad. I think it was called the one-fifty-one file, where a lady is naughty and must die by PLEASURE! Good film..


Hahaha xD
#12
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I was to busy trying to act like I wast cumming to notice to be honest



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#13
Quote by The Postman
Once my mum said she would be back from work, so i left some porn movie running ont he comp and went for a shower, the the door opened and she got mad. I think it was called the one-fifty-one file, where a lady is naughty and must die by PLEASURE! Good film..


Good thing you didn't have the gay porn playing, eh?
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Cole Clark FL1AC Acoustic

Quote by 2007 Stupidity Awards


Instead of using Valves, could I use Light Bulbs instead? If so, would the new energy saving ones be OK? Coz I do a lot of playing

I got my pick stuck inside my guitar . . . . how am I supposed to get it out?
#15
Quote by The Postman
Once my mum said she would be back from work, so i left some porn movie running ont he comp and went for a shower, the the door opened and she got mad. I think it was called the one-fifty-one file, where a lady is naughty and must die by PLEASURE! Good film..


Just like in barbarella, except she's too hot and breaks the pleasuring machine. Another great movie.

Oh, and on topic, nope but i've had some close calls
#16
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i swear there's already a really popular thread about this...


O'rly?

Sorry dude, I didn't think to do a "Have you been busted having a wank" search, before posting

sorry
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Cole Clark FL1AC Acoustic

Quote by 2007 Stupidity Awards


Instead of using Valves, could I use Light Bulbs instead? If so, would the new energy saving ones be OK? Coz I do a lot of playing

I got my pick stuck inside my guitar . . . . how am I supposed to get it out?
#17
Quote by DJaye
O'rly?

Sorry dude, I didn't think to do a "Have you been busted having a wank" search, before posting

sorry

This is UG, that should be the first search you do!
#18
Oh, and on topic, nope but i've had some close calls


It's weird talking to some one in the phone while your wanking.

I have't been busted
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#19
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This is UG, that should be the first search you do!


LOL

EDIT

(off topic) Forums are weird, some places you get in trouble "digging up old threads", and others you get in trouble posting a thread thats already been done.

Can't see what the problem is. Posting here, or in another, meh, its all good.
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Cole Clark FL1AC Acoustic

Quote by 2007 Stupidity Awards


Instead of using Valves, could I use Light Bulbs instead? If so, would the new energy saving ones be OK? Coz I do a lot of playing

I got my pick stuck inside my guitar . . . . how am I supposed to get it out?
Last edited by DJaye at Jan 8, 2007,
#20
nope never been busted having a wank, and dont intend to
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#21
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Just like in barbarella, except she's too hot and breaks the pleasuring machine. Another great movie.

Oh, and on topic, nope but i've had some close calls



The wierd thing is she just left it running and sat in the office until i came down...so awkward.

Once a i downloaded some porn, pulled my pants down, a sexy lady came into picture and started kissing this guy, it was so horney...then she whipped out her ****..
#22
Never (As far as I'm aware).

Though one time after sex at my girlfriend's, I looked out of the window (we heard a car, we needed to check to see if it was her mum coming home). I looked out and she was just stepping out of the car (She wasn't driving) and so was looking straight up at me (So as far as I know she saw me) . I don't think it looked TOO suspicious... , either way, if she even saw anything but my face she'd have only noticed I didn't have my top on... As soon as I saw her I pulled back as soon as I can, but I think the moving curtain would have completely bust me up.


And something else that's REALLY WEIRD... We had both computers downstairs (can't remember why), and I went upstairs for something and came back down (I was gone a minute or two), and when I came back there was WMP open and pr0nz was playing! I totally freaked out and closed it and went back to whatever I was doing...

Not my porn, either. Unless it was one of those accidental downloads.
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#23
Quote by JamieB

And something else that's REALLY WEIRD... We had both computers downstairs (can't remember why), and I went upstairs for something and came back down (I was gone a minute or two), and when I came back there was WMP open and pr0nz was playing! I totally freaked out and closed it and went back to whatever I was doing...

Not my porn, either. Unless it was one of those accidental downloads.


Thats happened to me aswell.
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#24
Quote by fronkpies
Yep, I was in bed, and wanking over clueless the movie

Dad walked in as I was cumming



You watched clueless the movie?!

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#25
no but it has been pretty close... i usually wack off when a member of my family is in to next room... hardcore no?
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#26
I've had alot of close calls cause my computer screen faces the door. When I'm watching porn I have to be really fast to close it and hide my wank.
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#27
Yes, by my aunt, grandma, and mom ] =
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#28
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Yep, I was in bed, and wanking over clueless the movie

Dad walked in as I was cumming



haha

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#29
one time i busted while having a wank, actually that happens every time.
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#30
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haha

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Eh, theres some pretty sexy stuff in there.
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#31
I remeber Clueless. The lead girl was fit. Anybody see her on the Peep Show series 2?



Not the best pic but she's fine.
#32
Damn could someone tell me what clueless was about again? It just left my mind.

Edit: I've been walked in one a few times, while under a blanket but never caught, i'm sure my parents knew though.
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