#1
I know this thread has been made before but there are always new people coming to the pit and i was wondering who every one liked the best
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#2
Bill Bailey.

I need one of his DVD's.
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#5
i really can't decide...il take it we are talking about stnad up for the moment;

bill bailey
ed byrne
dara o brien
jimmy carr
otis lee grenshaw(sp?)
dylan moran


meh...those are the first ones that came to mind
#7
i like jim gafigan and demetri martin the best oh ya it is stand up comedians
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#9
Peter Kay & Bill Bailey.
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as funny as i find tommy...really all he does is poke fun at religion, jump about and swear loads...still funny as hell
#12
yeah i go with peter kay to. He says thinks that you find yourself agreeing with, and his observations of daily life are so accurate. I prefer his stand up to his other TV shows like 'that peter kay thing' and 'phoenix nights' though
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#13
I like Dane Cook, or Gorge Carlin...but with this being a guitar website i would have to say Flight of the Conchords or Stephen Lynch.
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#14
mitch hedbegs funny, have you guys ever seen mike birbiglia, hes so damn funny watch him on youtube
#16
Currently im really into mitch hedberg...but i would have to say my fav of all time is Richard Prior.
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#17
either Bill Bailey, Peter Kay or Dara O'Brien.

although paul merton and jeremy clarkson are quite funny.
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#19
Either Mitch Hedberg, Dane Cook, or Lewis Black.
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#22
bill bailey
dylan moran
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Lewis Black
Harland Williams
Demetri Martin
Jim Gaffigan
Stephen Lynch
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#24
Dane Cook
Mitch Hedburg
Christopher Titus
Mike Birbiglia
Russell Peters
Zack Galifianakis

are all really really funny

and lets not forget Robin Williams or Jerry Seinfeld
#25
George Carlin
Patton Oswalt (No Reason to Complain made me piss my pants almost, it still does)
Mitch Hedberg
Zack Galifinakis
Brian Posehn
Mike Birbiglia
Christopher Titus
Paul Rodriguez
Richard Pryor
Dave Chappelle
Steven Lynch


Those are my main faves.
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#26
Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White, and last but not least Larry the Cable Guy.
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#27
Weyyy I made the previous thread for this ....

But, my favourites have to be George Carlin, Bill Hicks and Lee Evans!
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#29
Mitch Hedburg
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#31
carlos mencia and some dude whose name i can't remember ATM
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#32
George Carlin, Jim Gaffigan and Demetri Martin. I don't think Dane Cook is funny, at all.
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#34
Jim Gaffigan by far


and i did like that Demitri guy who was just recently on comedy central
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Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White, and last but not least Larry the Cable Guy.


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Bill Hicks, easily. No one is even in the same league as this guy.
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Agreed. Don't know what it is about his style of jokes but...they get me every time lol
#40
Dylan Moran, Andy Kaufman, Bill Hicks, Lee Evans, Bill Bailey, Dara O'Brian, Ardel O'Hanlon, Robin Williams and Sanjeev Bhaskar.