#1
Yup, if you get WilliamT on cha cha, its me.
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#3
How did you become one?
Tears in waves, minds on fire
Nights alone by your side
#4
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How did you become one?


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#5
i'll go cha-cha now to find you

damn you JoeS
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#6
im in the categories of guitar, computers, and metal music lol, i did post this but i wasnt really one
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when i was 7 i saw my mom naked while taking a sh** it was pretty sick cuz shes fat....

Quote by Soul Power
Your my hero dementedpuppy.

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#7
You should be in the category of 'Brown':

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JosephT
JosephT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
JosephT: Hi.
You: hey
JosephT: How are you doing?
JosephT: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: Brown
JosephT: The color brown or Brown University etc?
You: Y'know...brown
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristieS
ChristieS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Brown
ChristieS: Hello
You: Hello
ChristieS: What can I help you find about Brown today?
You: The brown-ness of it. Isn't it cool?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: robinb
robinb: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
robinb: Hello
You: Hey
You: So, brown?
#9
i am too, but i dont do it very often, the [ay is shit and you have to pretty much be riding the thing to accept searches before someone else does.
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#10
haha

I just searched metal guitar and got this guy.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichaelB
MichaelB: Welcome to ChaCha!
MichaelB: Hello
You: balls
MichaelB: How are you today?
You: balls
MichaelB: Ah, balls
MichaelB: I like balls
You: yeh
Love in technicolour, sprayed out on walls
Well I've been pounding at the pavement
'Til there's nothing at all
I got my cloak and dagger
In a bar room brawl
See the local loves a fighter
Loves a winner to fall
#11
lol...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: WildaD
WildaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
WildaD: Hello
You: wot is a woman lol?
WildaD: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: lol
You: were do i buy 1?
WildaD: lol
WildaD: You can't buy one
You: why not
You: ??
WildaD: Is there anything else I can search for you?
You: r u a woman?
WildaD: Have a good day/
WildaD: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended
#12
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Is there webcam boobs waiting? If not then
Tears in waves, minds on fire
Nights alone by your side
#13
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Is there webcam boobs waiting? If not then


If you want my saggy man boobs.....ok!
#14
lol I've got like 2 searches, search for just guitar maybe...
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when i was 7 i saw my mom naked while taking a sh** it was pretty sick cuz shes fat....

Quote by Soul Power
Your my hero dementedpuppy.

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#15
lmao i asked where waldo was and he gave me this

http://www.superlaugh.net/1/waldo.htm
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#17
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RonS
RonS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
RonS: hey
RonS: what can i do for you tonight?
You: can you find me some orange amps?
You: buttsecks?
You: yes
RonS: orange amps
You: yes
RonS: a guitar amp?
You: yes
RonS: ok, one moment please
You: they were used by sabbath and zeppelin
RonS: There is a whole page.
You: ok what do you think about buttsecks?
RonS: what exactly is that...?
You: o you know just buttsecks like the fun game
You: I LOVE BUTTSECKS
RonS: hmm i bet you do
You: buttsexorz butsekcie
You: yea
You: do you??
RonS: can't say i've ever tried it?
RonS: i cant find anything about it online...
You: ooo wow you need to try it tonight
RonS: are you sure you aren't making it up
RonS: you mena buttsex?
You: yes its allover ultimate guitar
You: no buttsecks?
You: awww i really wanted buttsecks
RonS: ultimate guitar, the guitar tabs site right?
You: yes
You: in forums there is tooons on buttsecks
You: everything about buttsecks
RonS: ...hmm,
You: yes it is quite interesting
RonS: that's nice
You: how has your week been sir?
RonS: it's monday
You: i know
You: mine seems like it has taken forever
RonS: yeah today was long
You: ooo yea those long work hours at the buttsecks shop are killin me
RonS: it must be hard
You: o it is
You: especially since the ban on vaseline in m county
You: ...ouch
RonS: ouch, that must be hard
You: ooo yea
RonS: well there's always other alternatives
You: how much do u make doin this?
RonS: not enough
RonS: 8 cents a minute
You: damn that sucks you shud get paid at least 2.00
RonS: yeah its pretty bad
You: i wanna get a job here what do i have to do?
RonS: wait, i can get a link...
RonS: how old are you?
You: 18
RonS: good answer
You: i know...
You: im really 18 though
RonS: there's the signup link
You: sweet man this will be waaay better than buttsecks
RonS: i bet
You: ok well my b/f is wantin my buttsecks so ima go now
You: i love you...
RonS: you two have fun
You: ooo i wiiill
RonS: love you too
You: have a good weeek
RonS: oh you too
RonS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended. haha haha haha
#18
Well, right now I am in training! so i wont get any of your searches until later } =
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Quote by basssoldier
when i was 7 i saw my mom naked while taking a sh** it was pretty sick cuz shes fat....

Quote by Soul Power
Your my hero dementedpuppy.

Last.fm
POOP
#19
yeah trainging isa bitch, and you have to do it for each keyword you take.
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#20
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Yup, if you get WilliamT on cha cha, its me.

So is that your real first name and first last name initial?
#21
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So is that your real first name and first last name initial?

no
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Quote by basssoldier
when i was 7 i saw my mom naked while taking a sh** it was pretty sick cuz shes fat....

Quote by Soul Power
Your my hero dementedpuppy.

Last.fm
POOP
#23
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LoriG
You: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: How are you today?
You: What do you need help finding tonight?
You: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
LoriG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: What Do you need help finding?
LoriG: Hi.
LoriG: How are you today?
You: Good
LoriG: What can I help you search today?
LoriG: That is great. I am good too.
You: I just asked you that.
LoriG: You would like to know about chacha?
You: Im the Guide
LoriG: You are?
You: Yes
LoriG: Ok.
You: Now what can I help you find tonight?
LoriG: Could you please find me some information on google desktop?
You: Sure
LoriG: Thank you.
You: What information?
You: Just General Info?
You: http://desktop.google.com/?utm_source=en-et-more&utm_medium=et&utm_campaign=en
LoriG: Want some help?
LoriG: Yes just general info.
LoriG: You are good.
You: Thank You.
LoriG: How long have you been a guide?
You: Do you anything else this night?
LoriG: Yes.
You: About 2 mounths.
LoriG: Could you please find me a link to where you sign up to become a guide.
LoriG: That is great.
LoriG: You are doing a wonderful job.
You: Ok
You: Wait While I search.
LoriG: Thank you so much.
LoriG: Sure. Take your time.
You: I almost forgot
LoriG: No problem.
LoriG: Take your time.
You: I can not find that information for you.
LoriG: ok well I appreciate what you have done.
LoriG: Thank you and have a great evening.
You: No Problem

LMFAO!
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#24
wtf is cha cha? nvm, awesome.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MatthewM
MatthewM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
MatthewM: hello, how are you?
You: not too good, actually
You: i need to find something, but i just can't find it
MatthewM: im sorry to here that
You: you mispelled 'hear'
MatthewM: what is that?
MatthewM: yes I did
MatthewM: I am an egineer, not an english major
MatthewM: what would you like me to find about my friend mary?
You: well, i need to find out how to use to stab someone.
MatthewM: Please make serious requests, the system is just going to block your ip address if you don't
You: this is serious... oh, i mispelled the word, sorry, i really meant knife. like knife martial arts kind of stuff. knife, is that the right word? my english isn't that good. although i did correct your spelling, so i must be doing something right.
You: but seriously, i apologize
You: by the way, who's mary?
MatthewM: mary jane
You: like from spider man?
MatthewM: like from cheech and chong
MatthewM: hope those links help you with your knifing needs
MatthewM: have a good night
MatthewM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
You: man, i love those movies! like the one where chong and cheech's cousin go around town, and they are in a hotel and the cops are after them, but they go out and walk behind the cops and the cops dont know its them, and cheech's cousin is recording the whole thing on his radio
Status: Session ended.


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: marshaj
marshaj: Welcome to ChaCha!
marshaj: What can I search for you today?
You: hello. im looking for information on Mr. T, like the guy from the A Team.
marshaj: ok.
You: The actor. but i don't know like his real name
marshaj: I'll get what I can find
You: you'd better
You: if you want that primo rating
marshaj: Excuse me?
You: oh, im sorry. didn't mean to offend
marshaj: You can get another guide.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DeborahK
DeborahK: Welcome to ChaCha!
DeborahK: Hi there!
You: hello.
DeborahK: What kind of information are you looking for about Mr. T?
You: so, yea. information on Mr. T
You: but the actor, i'd like to know like his real name
You: jeez, that last guide was a total buzzkill, eh? must be a case of the mondays.
DeborahK: Okay, that's an interesting question. Let me see what I can find for you.
You: iron my shirt, bitch!
You: Mr. T used to say that...
You: gotten anything yet? it's very important, im trying to do a creative writing project where i talk about someone, but i'm going to make it about Mr. T and his secret double life as a male hooker. but i need some slight information that may even slightly suggest that he's gay. which is why i need all the information i can get, such as his real name.
You: AHEM... excuse me. sore throat.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
Last edited by Glen'sHeroicAct at Jan 8, 2007,
#25
I'm a guide too, but it's taking forever for my W-9 to go though, I had to fax it because it said my name and SS didn't match...
#27
No there is an online form to fill out a W-9 which is where you give your SS.

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how much information do you have to give out to do that anyway? they make you mail them your SS?
#28
If your interested in becoming a guide send me a private message with your email address and I'll send you an invite. You have to be 18+ and live in the United States
#30
I'm in the process of regestering. I love how I'm neither 18 nor qualified to work in the US.
Ain't Nuthin' But a UG Thang: Generic member of the UG Hip Hop/Guitar Music Equality Illuminati

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It seems like UG is full of those Caveman Metalheads

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I meant caveman as in long haired....


#31
$5 per search hour to start..After you do so many searches it goes up to $10
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How much do you get paid to be a guide?
#32
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$5 per search hour to start..After you do so many searches it goes up to $10

Yo, could you rephrase that? I sounds like per hour, but also per search...

Thanks
#33
When you are involved in searching with a user you are getting paid. So when you reach 60 minutes of search time you make $5.
#34
Quote by StephenM.
When you are involved in searching with a user you are getting paid. So when you reach 60 minutes of search time you make $5.


Oh, I see, I see. Not bad! This is my first job so it should be pretty good for me, I hope my W-9 gets approved tomorrow though. =X

Edit: I also wonder if I could get in coop with this job :P. Okay, you want to take coop, where are you working? ChaCha. Where? ChaCha! =X I can see that happening....
Last edited by Rebirah at Jan 8, 2007,
#35
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I'm in the process of regestering. I love how I'm neither 18 nor qualified to work in the US.


Except you probably won't get paid without a US address to send ur payment to or a real SSN
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#37
^that would be so cool imagine somebody searches for some thing and u say BUTTSECKZ and give them a link to porn.Or say SHOOP DA WOOP .....WOW that would be so cool
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holy **** awesome win right there

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/win!
#39
Quote by dementedpuppy
Yup, if you get WilliamT on cha cha, its me.


i had you once and id idnt know it was you =[