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#1
Omfg. I win. So today someone said "I'm going to get good grades this quarter" and I said "That's impossible..." So they say "Nothing is Impossible"... one of the most worn out cliches (clee-shays), like a saying. So I said... "Well, by saying that you are in fact stating that it is impossible for something to be impossible. I win bitch. You aren't getting a very good start to that getting smarter thing." Lol so I won and proved that wrong... say that next time someone says that. I'm tired of hearing that "nothing is impossible."
#5
hmm......congratulations??

what exactly did you win
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#6
Ummm, good for you for shooting down someone trying to improve themselves?


I suppose buttsecks.

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#7
Any cheesy love cliche:

I can't live without you

You complete me

You mean more to me than life itself


Just stupid shit like that
#8
LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1

Liek 2day My M0m Sed "Eatz Brakfasts LOLOZZ" and I sed "N0 ROFLOLO!L!O!!!!!1111"

I R da Win LOLOLOL0o0O)o0o0!!!11!1
#9
ya damn them for being optimistic, sure told them.
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#10
SHeriusly? Tahts hawt!
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#12
"Random" in an irritating context.

You're so Random!
That's so random!

EVEN WORSE THAN THAT:

Who were oyu talking to?
Oh, just some randomer...

ARGH
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#13
"clee shays?"


you're an idiot.


i don't understand how telling people on a guitar forum about proving someone wrong makes you feel better.
#14
Quote by Heascase
LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1

Liek 2day My M0m Sed "Eatz Brakfasts LOLOZZ" and I sed "N0 ROFLOLO!L!O!!!!!1111"

I R da Win LOLOLOL0o0O)o0o0!!!11!1


haha

I beg the differ, threadstarter, I feel Heascase has won.


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#15
I'll make a man out of you.

You proved that one wrong too! Nobody could make a man out of you.
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#17
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haha

I beg the differ, threadstarter, I feel Heascase has won.


Bitch.





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#18
well maybe I should clarify it wasn't a person who was serious about getting better grades. Plus, we're next door neighbors and we basically just think of ways to make fun of each other. Right before I said this he got me with a good one. P.S. I won life; I'll leave buttsecks to someone else.
#19
"I love you"

Grossly overused, and rarely genuine.... I'm guilty of that too, damn.
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#20
haha, dude, what were you thinking posting that on an internet forum?
that was not clever.

but serisously now, who cares???
#23
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Damn Strait



Straight has an "h" and a "g", yes?
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#27
Quote by ibryant0915
Guess you guys would've had to been there to see the significance in it.



well if that's the case, then what's the point in posting it on an internet forum?
#29
Quote by Heascase
Yes, In fact it does.



*phew*

For a moment there I thought I had gone completey INSANE AND CRAZY AND RANDOM! AND OH HOW I HATE PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE THIS!

Oh..My god...that is SOO random!
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#30
Quote by meh!
*phew*

For a moment there I thought I had gone completey INSANE AND CRAZY AND RANDOM! AND OH HOW I HATE PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE THIS!

Oh..My god...that is SOO random!


Mate, you're just a randomer.
#31
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well if that's the case, then what's the point in posting it on an internet forum?


I... don't... know. I live in Kansas. Lolol <3 Cows. Even though I live in Overland Park... O_o whatever.
#34
Quote by ibryant0915
well maybe I should clarify it wasn't a person who was serious about getting better grades. Plus, we're next door neighbors and we basically just think of ways to make fun of each other. Right before I said this he got me with a good one. P.S. I won life; I'll leave buttsecks to someone else.

You remind me of a complete asshole who was always trying to get with my girlfriend by "impressing" her with such stories.
#35
Yeah, you sound like this foreign kid at my school who says intellegent shit all the time and causes a long, akward silence.....

This thread is weird....

and makes me uncomfortable.....


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#36
holy shit dood... thats deep... took me a minute to figure that out... it rly pisses me off when people say "0mg i KNOW RIGHT?!!!11" its like contradicting what u just said...
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#37
we must all care because we posted comments on the thread.
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#39
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we must all care because we posted comments on the thread.


What about those that posted comments that they don't care?

OMG I WIN! I proved your clee-shay wrong!
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