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Well, today's my 16th birthday, and my sister and her b/f have me some money.

Well, I get home from school, and my sister's b/f is smiling kinda, and as I reach for my door, there's a condom on my door.....My first thought was, "WTF?!?!", but it wasn't used (a HUGE relief), and I just pulled it off, and as I opened my door...

There were condom balloons all over my bed with change in them, and one with a 10 dollar bill..... strangest shit ever.

I have a pic of them, but my mom's cable that connects it to the computer doesn't work....
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#2
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That's great.

I had the chicken pocks when I was a little kid on one of my birthdays. I stayed up all night watching Garfield cartoons and eating PB & Js.
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ah the old condom on the doorknob gag... classic...
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So, in other words, they got you a night with a prostitute.


haha

Anyone else have cool stories?
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#7
Make what you will of it, but my mates got a guitar a lead and an amp, plugged a lead into each and then one into both sides of my pressent and got me to guess what effect it was :P
#9
my dad was getting me a new guitar, and i was all psyched, because i had one all picked out and crap, and then on christmas day, he brought it down, and it was some cheap, red, child-sized guitar, and he had the most serious face on, and i was like .....'cool!' and i was all like (''NOT COOL!! IF THIS ISN'T A JOKE IM ****ED!") and then he brought down the real guitar and i was like "oh good.. this one's a peice of crap." and i kinda dropped it on the floor, and he was like 'YOU IDIOT! I HAVE TO RETURN THAT TO THE SHOP TOMORROW!' and i was like ''oh, then it's a good thing i made up the part about dropping it on the floor then, isn't it?' and he's like "wtf?"