#1
How many of you here have been suspended or expulled from school and why? I've never been suspended or expelled but I do some pretty bad shit.

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#2
You should be for using terrible grammar! Besides that, I havent been.
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#3
i have had an ISS (In School Suspension) it was one of the best times i have ever had at school. i got to do my work with out all the idiots asking stupid questions, i got to read, sleep. it was fun.

and i got a saturday school once(4 hours), i read 2 of the 7 chronicles of narnia books.
#4
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I've never been suspended or expelled but I do some pretty bad shiat.

Shall we expel him from UG?
#5
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How many of you here have been suspended or expelled from school and why? I've never been suspended or expelled but I do some pretty bad shiat.

Discuzz


first off, change your avatar.

second, refrain from using the word(s) "shiat" and/or "discuzz".
#7
I've missed 280+ classes in one year (last) and been in more fights than I can remember. I have never been suspended or expelled yet .
#8
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You should be for using terrible grammer! Besides that, I havent been.


You spelled grammar incorrectly.
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#9
I got close (suspension) when I told a black kid (who was acting like a douche to me and my friends) to pack his crap and go back to Africa

Yeah, it was bad, but I also have a black friend at the time too and he didn't say a thing. Werid.
#10
I ****ing got suspended last week for the first time ever for prank calling my old school.

wtf is that shit?

we called them like 30 times though, and somehow, since they were in the same district, they called my current school and got me suspended.
#11
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I got close (suspension) when I told a black kid (who was acting like a douche to me and my friends) to pack his crap and go back to Africa

Yeah, it was bad, but I also have a black friend at the time too and he didn't say a thing. Werid.


that was great...it made me chuckle a bit.
#12
been expelled twice, once for threatening to blow up the school (directly to the principle) and once for threatening to crucify my room mate ( iwas at boarding school and he was a hardcore christian) on the front lawn of the school.
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#13
Suspended and Expelled once in high school.

Funny thing is, I had never been suspended/expelled before that incident, I never even had a detention in high school.

I got suspended for 10 days at the end of 9th grade, then expelled for a quarter at the beginning of 10th. They wanted to make it 2 quarters, but I was a good kid so I got off easy.

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I ****ing got suspended last week for the first time ever for prank calling my old school.

wtf is that shit?

we called them like 30 times though, and somehow, since they were in the same district, they called my current school and got me suspended.


thats really lame
#15
I got suspended in first grade because I shoved a trash bag over some kid's face.
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#16
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I've missed 280+ classes in one year (last) and been in more fights than I can remember. I have never been suspended or expelled yet .

Damn, how often did you skip?!

I've never been suspended or expelled. I've only had two detentions (one was a class detention and the other wasn't my fault).
#17
I got suspended for kicking the shit out of a kid who punched my sister in the face at a party. I wasn't at said party, so I beat the hell out of him the next day at school. Not bad, considering he deserved it.
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#18
Oh I've had plenty of detentions, but most of my teachers like me a lot. It's usually those few teachers who don't understand that a healthy dose of clowning around and tom-foolery is necessary in one's school day.
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#19
Wow 4 of the first 5 posts were just flaming the poor guy. I didn't know being an English major was required to post on a site full of 15 year olds..

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Yeah, it was bad, but I also have a black friend at the time too and he didn't say a thing. Werid.


Holy shit did you just say WERID and not WEIRD? You can't spell right you fag get off of this super cool guitar site, JERK!


anyway yeah I've been suspended for calling in sick for a friend (he called in for me, both got caught -- we called from the same phone ahah). I've also been suspended for dumping a water bottle on somebody, and skipping too many detentions in a row. I think I'm about to be suspended again too because I refuse to pick up garbage in the cafeteria for my entire lunch period for all of this week. Why do I have to pick up 2000+ kids garbage and do the lunch-lady's job for free? BECAUSE I THREW A ****ING GRAPE AT MY FRIEND WHO WAS 2 FEET AWAY. catholic standards are retarded, especially since you can tell any teacher to **** themselves and you'll get 1 detention while throwing a grape is 5 days of hell
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#20
i missed all of grade seven and eight minus a few weeks. the teachers hated me there..
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#21
I have been suspened 3 times, one for throwing a ball at a foreign kid, the other for calling my art teacher an asshole, and then I tackled some kid for my binder *which he stole*
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#22
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I got suspended in first grade because I shoved a trash bag over some kid's face.


And the bullshit award goes to........QuiteTheFellow!


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Wow 4 of the first 5 posts were just flaming the poor guy. I didn't know being an English major was required to post on a site full of 15 year olds..


Holy shit did you just say WERID and not WEIRD? You can't spell right you fag get off of this super cool guitar site, JERK!


Ever heard of a typo? I believe a fag is a cigarette, I don't see anything in his post that made him a cigarette.
This site has been like that for months maybe even years, only one post was flaming like that, although it used to be worse...this site seems to be improving, it used to be whenever someone asked for help they'd get flamed for asking in the pit or some stupid shit.
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#23
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You spelled grammar incorrectly.



Grammar has nothing to do with spelling.

Grammar involves linguistics.
#25
I've been suspended or expelled, though my dad was kicked out of tonnes of schools that he went to...at one school he was expelled on his second day for cussing out the school priest and principal...

I'm a good kid though. Ahaha...
#26
I've never gotten suspended although I'm frequently in detention. I'd say the worse I've had was 2 weeks detention for blowing up a computer (I didn't know that turning it on and off for like 5 minutes would blow it up...), I had 1 week detention for telling a teacher she must be having her period, I got a week's worth of detention cause I had 4th period Study Hall (Lunch was right after that) and the teacher would leave the classroom before I would and me and my friend would hide EVERYTHING on her desk around the room.
#27
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Grammar has nothing to do with spelling.

Grammar involves linguistics.


Still spelled it wrong. But whatever lets just stick to the main idea of this thread.
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#28
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Oh I've had plenty of detentions, but most of my teachers like me a lot. It's usually those few teachers who don't understand that a healthy dose of clowning around and tom-foolery is necessary in one's school day.

+1 for using the phrase tom-foolery

on to my story

not much to tell

I got in a fight on a Friday and they gave me to Saturday schools. The next Monday I had a knife in school. I got suspended for 20 days then they decided to throw me out. I didnt have to serve the Saturday schools though so I think
I won that. Also I had to go to court for the knife because I guess its a "crime" to have a knife on school property. The judge let me off without anything except being a good person for 6 months and he wiped it from my record. Then the next year my school let me go back to their school ( I went to another school in the district). So... yeah I really stuck it to my school last year.
#29
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I've never gotten suspended although I'm frequently in detention. I'd say the worse I've had was 2 weeks detention for blowing up a computer (I didn't know that turning it on and off for like 5 minutes would blow it up...), I had 1 week detention for telling a teacher she must be having her period, I got a week's worth of detention cause I had 4th period Study Hall (Lunch was right after that) and the teacher would leave the classroom before I would and me and my friend would hide EVERYTHING on her desk around the room.


sorry for the double post but that made me
#30
my friend got ISS for throwing heavy objects out of the bus and hitting cars
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Ever heard of a typo? I believe a fag is a cigarette, I don't see anything in his post that made him a cigarette.


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it used to be whenever someone asked for help they'd get flamed for asking in the pit or some stupid shit.


I believe getting flamed is to be set on fire. I don't see anything in this forum that suggests anyone has been set on fire.


Geez
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