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#1
A love call

Post your jokes and make me laugh. Now.
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#3
I was about to say the same thing.
Known.
Some.
Call.
Is.
Air.
Am?

Incoherent - yes.
Without meaning - I'm afraid not.

"Known some call is air am."
Which is to say-

"I am not what I used to be"
#7
ok. 3 gay guys are in a hot tub. A condom floats to the top. One of the guys said "Who farted?"


Hows That?
#8
Quote by irishman
what's the opposite of christopher reeve?


christopher walken


LOL thats brilliant
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#9
Quote by RokAx
ok. 3 gay guys are in a hot tub. A condom floats to the top. One of the guys said "Who farted?"


Hows That?


#10
I've got a joke: Threadstarter's life.

There, are you laughing yet? I sure am.
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#12
What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?


Telling your parents your gay.
#13
Quote by RokAx
ok. 3 gay guys are in a hot tub. A condom floats to the top. One of the guys said "Who farted?"

Hows That?


I don't get that one. I've heard it before, like, 3 years ago, and I still don't get it. Can anyone explain?
#14
@ the gay jokes

Quote by sashki
I don't get that one. I've heard it before, like, 3 years ago, and I still don't get it. Can anyone explain?


gay? condom up his arse?
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#16
Quote by sashki
I don't get that one. I've heard it before, like, 3 years ago, and I still don't get it. Can anyone explain?


Lmao. I don't think someone would want to explain.
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I know a good joke:

Women's rights.
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I know a good joke:

Kensai's life.
#22
Quote by Zakk_Wylde001
What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Mega-soar-arse




sureley that would be, what do you get after youve been raped by a gay dinosaur?meh.

I cant think of any off the top of my head, but the ammount of funny ones people have sent me on the phone, those are the best ones!
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#24
when's it bedtime at michael jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little one!
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#26
Quote by nick dixon
sureley that would be, what do you get after youve been raped by a gay dinosaur?meh.


A pile of mush.

And your dead corpse floating inside it.
yo.

I BELIEVE
#28
What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?

Rolaids.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#31
Quote by Zakk_Wylde001
What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Mega-soar-arse





What do you call a lesbian dinasour?

A Lick-alot-o-puss
#33
Quote by zeroconsequence
Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?

Because she is a woman!


That's classic because it goes the other way.
yo.

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#37
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.

ROFLOLMAOWTFBBQ!
#38
I swear I've seen all of these jokes in all of the other joke threads. There has been a lot.

Anywho, three old women with heart problems are sitting on a park bench when a man jumps out and flashes them. Two of the women immediately have a stroke. The other one couldn't quite reach.

And while we are on the subject of old jokes, a man is standing on the bathroom scales desperately sucking in his stomach.
'That's not going to help,' says his wife.
'Yes it will,' replies the man. 'It is the only way I can see the numbers'
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#39
Got this one in a text today..

What's the difference between a Saddam Hussein and a tampon?

One is a string hanging from a cunt, the other is a cunt hanging from a string.
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