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#1
inspired by the title of the other thread i decided we'd play a game.

I'll start by giving a situation and the next person will give an excuse for it....

and so on.

So....what's the best excuse for....

Forgetting an anniversary?
#2
You stole my thread idea! Haha, "I was gonna suprise you later tonight...damn, nevermind. You don't deserve it now. No faith in me whatsoever."


EDIT: ok, TS...umm: Making bad grades in math.
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Last edited by HawkaLuigi at Jan 9, 2007,
#5
"Yes my present is in the car..."

*Faint sounds of engine starting then the tires screeching as he drives off.*
#6
excuse- im blonde(works every time)
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Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
#7
Quote by ctb
"Yes my present is in the car..."

*Faint sounds of engine starting then the tires screeching as he drives off.*

nice one
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#8
I was with your sister.

Excuse for being late to your wedding?
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#9
Quote by Covin
Excuse for being late to your wedding?


"Yeah, well, I like couldn't be bothered to go."
#10
Quote by Covin
I was with your sister.

Excuse for being late to your wedding?


"i was with my wife"

best excuse for jizzing on her face.
#11
Quote by Covin
I was with your sister.

Excuse for being late to your wedding?


"So I guess it wasn't at the Second Presbyterian Church afterall huh?"

Best excuse for being caught wanking
#12
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"So I guess it wasn't at the Second Presbyterian Church afterall huh?"

Best excuse for being caught wanking


*dreadfull silence, downcast eyes followed slowly by a menacing look of resentment with a hint of desperation* actions speak louder than words.

Best excuse for pissing over your friends bicycle while drunk.
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#13
Quote by anewhope
"So I guess it wasn't at the Second Presbyterian Church afterall huh?"

Best excuse for being caught wanking


"wasnt me"

Best excuse for shitting on a new carpet?
#14
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nice one
Gave a minutes entertainment in the middle of german courseowrk

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#15
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Best excuse for shitting on a new carpet?


>.>

<.<

It was like that when I got here...


Excuse for accidently running someone over?
#16
Quote by ctb
>.>


Excuse for accidently running someone over?


the sun was in my eyes
Quote by Zangetsu 101
Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
#17
Quote by unplugtheradio
"i was with my wife"

best excuse for jizzing on her face.


"I've got bad aim!"

Best excuse to give after being caught while anally stimulating yourself.
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#19
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Best excuse to give after being caught while anally stimulating yourself.


It got stuck there by accident Honest


Excuse for accidently blowing up a large building.
#23
Quote by CoreysMonster
For killing John Lennon.


It was that guy behind him I meant to get!


...for deleting Windows.
#24
Quote by ctb
It was that guy behind him I meant to get!


...for deleting Windows.



You fail. There is no excuse for killing John Lennon and noone needs an excuse for deleting windows.
#25
Quote by ctb
It was that guy behind him I meant to get!


...for deleting Windows.


I got an update.


...For sleeping with your sister
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#26
It's all the same in the dark.

Also works for being caught "experimenting" with the same sex.

For sniffing panties.
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#27
I was sorting clean and dirty laundry!

bringing everyone a beer except for one person.
#28
Quote by scheck006
I was sorting clean and dirty laundry!

bringing everyone a beer except for one person.


that person sucks?

for shooping some girls whoop and not buying her dinner.
#29
she gave me AIDS

Caught sleeping with your girlfriend (not twin) sister by your girlfriend. In the middle of the act.
#30
I wish I'd got to this thread earlier. I was gonna say, 'Every day with you feels like a year' for the anniversary one.

[quote="'[im_a"]TOOL']she gave me AIDS

Caught sleeping with your girlfriend (not twin) sister by your girlfriend. In the middle of the act.


No excuse, just turn around and say, 'Threesome?'

Best excuse for....spending all day on UG when you should be revising
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#31
Quote by GreenDayChris
I wish I'd got to this thread earlier. I was gonna say, 'Every day with you feels like a year' for the anniversary one.


No excuse, just turn around and say, 'Threesome?'

Best excuse for....spending all day on UG when you should be revising

'i r no revise cos me 2 smart 4 stopid test'

Best excuse for a lame excuse
#32
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'i r no revise cos me 2 smart 4 stopid test'

Best excuse for a lame excuse


I like the UG Pit

best excues for giving your wife anal
#33
Quote by January_07'er

best excues for giving your wife anal


"honey...Im bored"

Best excuse for breaking your friends guitar
#34
"It sounds better when YOU can't play it."

For raping your fiancees 15 year sister.
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#35
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For raping your fiancees 15 year sister.


"She looked older when i was drunk"

For sleeping with your best friends nan
#38
Quote by RawrDemon
Best excuse for stealing a car.


I'm an undercover cop, I'm allowed to do these kinds of things.

Best excuse for not getting your family presents on Christmas.
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#39
EDIT:

I spent all my money on gumball machines

best excuse for getting caught wanking it
#40
thats my dick? wow, i thought it was alladin's lamp gone 22nd century
Quote by Zangetsu 101
Girl (Ned/chav) annoying me on the bus.

Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
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