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I got into a little argument the over day over what the shittiest production is in metal. Black metal is pretty much what I'm aimin' for, but if you want to old-school with some genres (Possessed?), feel free.

I'd say Darkthrone and Graveland have some of the nastiest production.
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#3
Monuments to Sorrow.
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#4
lol

in metal there's such a thing as bad production that it sounds like the television on channels with no signal.

Lots of LLN stuff, demos such as Mantas and many others. If not there are bands like Vulcano that sound like shit in their beginnings or Dorsal Atlantica, the list is endless.
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#11
Mutiilation bootlegs are pretty bad, but the albums have some semblance. The tone on that album is just atrocious to me.
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#12
I have Mayhem the freezing moon and it sounds like utter feces. Its live and it makes me want to kill myself.
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#13
Intentional?
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It kinda sounds really cool though lol.

EDIT: I just heard the vocals. =/
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#15
No one said Ildjarn - forest poetry or strength and anger yet????
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No one said Ildjarn - forest poetry or strength and anger yet????



Aw ****, Ildjarn is the worse piece of shit I've ever heard. ugh horrible
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man.......could you imagine an Ildjarn live (that would be impossible, I know) recording?


I agree with chemicalsolutio. Some of the more remote bands that are a part of the LLN have the absolute worst production, so far as they are not even listenable.


As far as worst production that I actually enjoy listening to, I would have to say probably Ildjarn.
#18
Hmm, my guess would be VERY early Burzum, I'm not sure if it's poor quality or just, well, I don't know how to explain it. it still equals amazing
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#19
its almost certainly velvet cacoon
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^^x2thats pretty bad, but its blown away by the ear eviscerating crap which is this


I've heard white noise that sounds more musical. It gets my vote
#21
So far I really agree with Ildjarn, I can't even listen to it. Another worthy mention would be Ulver, namely their demo, the clean jazzy parts are fine, but the heavy distorted parts actually hurt if you turn it up loud enough...
#22
Right, when I am not at uni, I will show you the worst. I stumbled upon this black metal band with THE worst production I have ever heard. I will try and dig it out for you guys.
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#23
Here it is

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Now just how appauling is that?
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#27
LLN stuff, right???

LLN = HORRIBLE production
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#28
What's LLN?
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Wow... And I thought the norwegian scene was cooky...
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#33
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LLN stuff, right???

LLN = HORRIBLE production


Not always.

It does depend what you mean by horrible though. If you mean low quality, then yeah, LLN = horrible production, but the production values work really well with SOME of them.
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#34
Most of the Grindcore bands on Scream-along Records, namely 'Shit Fuck', 'Lightning War', 'Robokyke' and FUCKUNT'.

I think it's absolutely horrible, even though they aren't released bands though... And yes, a lot of Black Metal.

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#38
I second Ildjarn. Pots and pans for drums with a TV on white noise for guitars.
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#40
And Justice for all and St Anger-Metallica
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