#1
...give me something to do once all the customers have pretty much gone.

Tools at my disposal:

-receipts
-pen
-rubber bands
-wiping cloths
-small sheets of paper
-all the usual equipment at supermarket registers, touch screen thing, drawers, cash register etc.
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#3
make a giant web of rubber bands, then with the reciept paper create a giant winding fuse that laeds to the dynamite
#4
Open the cash register and put its contents into your pocket, and leave. If someone stops you, stab them with a pen and kill them. Use the wiping cloths to remove evidence that you did it.
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#7
Quote by Ackj
Open the cash register and put its contents into your pocket, and leave. If someone stops you, stab them with a pen and kill them. Use the wiping cloths to remove evidence that you did it.


But I'm sure the receipts want to join in too.
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#8
Quote by Rundle
But I'm sure the receipts want to join in too.


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#9
of course... of course...
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#11
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damn, it's times like these i wished I took notes when I was watching McGyver


lol I was gonna say somthing related to McGyver but you beat me to it :P
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#12
I feel sad because I've never seen McGyver in my life.
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#14
Can't you take an MP3 player on another portable electronic device?
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#15
No.

More suggestions! And quick!
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#16
bomb the place
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#17
Take a book/magazine to read?
Do a crossword?
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#18
Rub as many things on your bare junk as possible.

Play with whatever's in the store, I work in a medical supply store and practice wheelchair wheelys daily. I'm pretty good now.

Sleep.

5-knuckle shuffle and leave your seed somewhere visible or humorous.
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#19
So far I have nothing serious. Well done Pit.

EDIT: thankyou Smokey Amp, you slag.
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#20
Quote by Rundle
So far I have nothing serious. Well done Pit.


I gave you two serious replies, you slag.
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#22
I might do that. Stash a crossword in my pocket.
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