#1
Steve Vai and Jimi Hendrix had a baby somehow, passing down each of their styles and skills.
#4
Holy Jesus I believe thats how the Antichrist would be born
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#7
It would be ugly as hell..possibly retarded.
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#10
Think on the bright side. It could be some lanky tall guitar god that when it shreds, pure blues music comes out and makes everyone in the audience kinda blinded cuz of how bright the blue light would be. Of course, that is probably a silly theory so nevermind.
#12
Well, this new generation of kids are rebellious and spoiled. If anything, The son will turn in to a gangster...or a drug dealer or something.
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#14
No, no, no, not gay sex, like if, their sperms had sperm babies and then the sperm babies impregnated someone.
#18
'SCUSE ME, WHILE I [****] THIS GUY!

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either punch her out with a brick......

or just talk normally to her....then punch her out with a brick

your call.

lol whoever wore the coat was like 'wtf??? this coat smells like humping!'
#19
So we'd get an influential guitar player who'd be irrelevant after 10 years because his music was boring as shit?

Johnny Greenwood and Win Butler having a baby would be so much better.
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