#1
Hey UG,

Right, the past 2 weeks I been brickin it coz my gf was full sure she was preggers! I have never been so stressed in my entire life. Anyway to cut a long story short she finally decided to do a test yesterday and it was negative!!

I have never been so happy or relieved in my life! Just thought I'd share my ecstatic moment on the net with random strangers I am never gonna meet!
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i had to look after my sisters house for a few days. so i invited these 2 girls round and we got wrecked. then my mum n that found out. step dad was proud. mum wasnt.


Lol!
#4
you should kick her in the gut just to be sure. But seriously pregnency tests arnt always right, was it a home one or a doctor? if it was a home one your not out of the woods yet.
#7
Ya it was a home test but it's the best one on the market. The chemist said that the result it shows is pretty much guaranteed
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i had to look after my sisters house for a few days. so i invited these 2 girls round and we got wrecked. then my mum n that found out. step dad was proud. mum wasnt.


Lol!
#11
If you're trying to prove that you're straight, it didn't work


I think you should probably go to hospital to check.
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#12
Quote by JamieB
If you're trying to prove that you're straight, it didn't work


I think you should probably go to hospital to check.


Well, pregnancy tests are just as effective as going to the hospital/clinic.

#13
Quote by _Mayday_
Well, pregnancy tests are just as effective as going to the hospital/clinic.

Yeah, who needs doctors or specialists?

If you notice her getting fatter, then you should start to worry.
#14
Quote by RawrDemon
Yeah, who needs doctors or specialists?

If you notice her getting fatter, then you should start to worry.


Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know my science teacher, both my parents (They work in the hospital) and my friends mum (She's a nurse) were wrong. Sorry about that.
#15
I bet you'd of been pissed off if she gave birth to a black baby. (Presuming you're both white)
#16
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Punch her ovaries.

Now.


It's a little late to go after the ovaries...
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#17
Quote by sinlessgunner
Hey UG,

Right, the past 2 weeks I been brickin it coz my gf was full sure she was preggers! I have never been so stressed in my entire life. Anyway to cut a long story short she finally decided to do a test yesterday and it was negative!!

I have never been so happy or relieved in my life! Just thought I'd share my ecstatic moment on the net with random strangers I am never gonna meet!


im currently worried about my girlfriend being pregnant .........
but were both too scared to get a pregnancy test incase it comes back as positive
#18
Quote by Talentless
im currently worried about my girlfriend being pregnant .........
but were both too scared to get a pregnancy test incase it comes back as positive


Be a man about it. If you've made the choice to have sex then you've got to accept the consequences.
#19
Quote by _Mayday_
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know my science teacher, both my parents (They work in the hospital) and my friends mum (She's a nurse) were wrong. Sorry about that.

Oh pshaw. No need to apologise.

I wasn't really serious, BTW.
#20
Quote by RawrDemon
Oh pshaw. No need to apologise.

I wasn't really serious, BTW.


Well; I thought the first line was.

#21
I find it hard to take someone seriously when they use the term 'preggers'.
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#22
Quote by Cory Smash
I find it hard to take someone seriously when they use the term 'preggers'.



1+

He's probably like 13 or so. Otherwise it would be quite lame and pathetic to use that term.
#23
Quote by sinlessgunner
Hey UG,

Right, the past 2 weeks I been brickin it coz my gf was full sure she was preggers! I have never been so stressed in my entire life. Anyway to cut a long story short she finally decided to do a test yesterday and it was negative!!

I have never been so happy or relieved in my life! Just thought I'd share my ecstatic moment on the net with random strangers I am never gonna meet!


Um congratz?

When I found out my gf was preggers I was over joyed.

Until I found out there was no chance I could be the father.

*Cough*SLUT*cough*
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#24
What's wrong about being a parent? Kiddies are nice...
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#26


why the hell did she not take the morning after pill or do a test immediately?

and yeah, doing two or three tests is generally recommended as there is a margin of error.
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#27
you see you shud just let her have the child and enjoy as a light snack whilst watching the game in 9 months time

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#28
Quote by _Mayday_
Well, pregnancy tests are just as effective as going to the hospital/clinic.




Yes, but it was you who said that... So why would I pay any attention to it?


Oh and, PS: Why eat the baby when you could sell it?
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