#1
lol i hope to god my kids are like this...

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cute little metalhead

Do any of you Ugers have kids and if so do you find they like or appreciate the music you like or do they rebel against you?
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#2
wow, that's the exact opposite of an incentive.

if i ever have a metalhead for a kid, i fail as a parent.
#3
Lol... Reminds me of my little brother when he was that young.
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#4
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Sex is plenty incentive.


no. sex is an incentive to have sex.

an hour of sex v 18 to 24 years of supporting a kid?

**** that shit.

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#10
haha awesome
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#11
yuck.....what was that horrible music?
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no. sex is an incentive to have sex.

an hour of sex v 18 to 24 years of supporting a kid?

**** that shit.

Rubbers for the win!

No, sex with your kids.
#14
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yuck.....what was that horrible music?


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wow, that's the exact opposite of an incentive.

if i ever have a metalhead for a kid, i fail as a parent.



Wuss. You'll (if you ever lose your virginity) have emo kids.

Cute kid. I'd like to see him do that to something cheesey, a lá Sonata Arctica, Avantasia or the all-mighty DragonForce (sarcasm on the last.)

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#16
I also like seeing toddlers etc in tallica and megadeth shirts.

i swear im not a child molester.

dont sig that.
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Wuss. You'll (if you ever lose your virginity) have emo kid


i find metal music emo...the lyrics and stuff is emo
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#19
im quoting that for the "dumbest thing anyones ever said about music" thread
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#20


That was great. I love how he seems to pretend that he's moshing. He also invented the sideways headbang. ****ing awesome!

Anyways, yes, if I have kids (which I probably won't) I'll blast all my favourite music at them in hopes of creating a child prodigy.
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#21
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Wuss. You'll (if you ever lose your virginity) have emo kids.

right....because if something's not metal, it's emo.

You just demonstrated why i wouldn't have a metalhead for a kid. i mean, it'd be damn irritating to be stuck with some arrogant asshole who thinks he's tough shit because he listens to music that growls and "other music just aren't as badass and fast and heavy."

nope, i'd rather have a kid who's raised on classical music and contemporary pop. when he/she is old and mature enough to know not to act like a dumbass metalhead, i'll be glad to show him pantera, or lamb of god, or opeth, or necrophagist, or symphony x, or whatever else is good.
#22
one of my dads friends is forcing Deep Purple on his kids.. they're like, two and four... not exactly metal, but its the principle of the thing.

awesome stuff.
#23
That kid is hilarious... just awesome.
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#24
It's funny to me cause he's a kid, anyone older would be laughed upon and have fecal matter thrown at them, this guy gets praise.

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#25
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#26
hilarious, if that doesnt bring a smile to your face you should check and see if you have a pulse.
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#27
kid is high on pixie stix
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That was great. I love how he seems to pretend that he's moshing. He also invented the sideways headbang. ****ing awesome!

Anyways, yes, if I have kids (which I probably won't) I'll blast all my favourite music at them in hopes of creating a child prodigy.


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#29
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right....because if something's not metal, it's emo.

You just demonstrated why i wouldn't have a metalhead for a kid. i mean, it'd be damn irritating to be stuck with some arrogant asshole who thinks he's tough shit because he listens to music that growls and "other music just aren't as badass and fast and heavy."

nope, i'd rather have a kid who's raised on classical music and contemporary pop. when he/she is old and mature enough to know not to act like a dumbass metalhead, i'll be glad to show him pantera, or lamb of god, or opeth, or necrophagist, or symphony x, or whatever else is good.


rofl dude

Do you ever not have a post where you're acting like a condescending dick? Seriously, just...chill it with the 'FUkKZors Teh MetaLHeaDs!!!'
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rofl dude

Do you ever not have a post where you're acting like a condescending dick?

but they prove me right...?
#31
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but they prove me right...?


Yesh, but being in the Pit probably has a lot to do with it. And metal isn't the only genre that has suffered from pseudo-intellectual/flat-out-moronic meatheads....*coughclassicrockcough*
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#32
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Yesh, but being in the Pit probably has a lot to do with it. And metal isn't the only genre that has suffered from pseudo-intellectual/flat-out-moronic meatheads....*coughclassicrockcough*

that is true. plus, who can forget pumpkins_rule?

whatever, they all get on my nerves but it seems like theres just been nothing but the metalheads lately who do get on my nerves.
#33
Haha, that was cool. I'm going to forcibly raise my children as metalheads, and if they choose anything else I'll stick them in the microwave on the high setting for 45 minutes.
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