#1
I was watching comedy central presents a while ago and there was this one guy who i cant remember his name. All i remember was two of his jokes, one was something about a girls eyes being spaced too close together "like the headlights on a jeep," and the other was "I had an MRI to see if I was claustrophobic." I must know his name. He was hilarious. Thanks.
#2
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ok i have no idea
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#4
He was wearing some kind of black hat, kinda like a top hat. He has black curly hair, was probably around 45 years old, and i think he had a big nose. He is one of those comedians who jump all around with one-liners and random jokes.
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#8
He reminded me of slash a little but, 'cept his hair was shorter. He did play a song on the guitar though. Maybe it was slash....
#9
I know exactly who you are talking about, just dont remember the name, I'll look right now
See the words we can spell lol
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#10
this guy? mitch hedburg...unfortunately, he died a couple yrs ago.
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#12
stephen lynch, he plats guitar i know, dont know bout the rest of his stand up stuff.
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this guy? mitch hedburg...unfortunately, he died a couple yrs ago.

Off-topic but this is my favorite comedian, the funniest I have ever heard or seen. I saw his comedy central thing about twenty times, and yeah there should be a thread for him.....I'll make one now
#16
Yep, Steven Wright.

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#17
Jay London, I think.
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#18
I deecided to post what I remember from his "kitty song", which is about a 2 year old.

I think the kitty wants to kill me,
So I better kill him first.
Where's mommy keep the giant scissors
Thank God mommy's asleep.
Here kitty kitty
Here kitty kitty
#19
yup Steven Wright, I remember his deep voice, he kinda sounds grumpy
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yup Steven Wright, I remember his deep voice, he kinda sounds grumpy


Yeah, his mood is really apathetic, I hate comedians who even though they have funny jokes, they show no emotion.
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