#1
My friends and I came up with the "Transitive Theory".

Premise 1 - Girls like jerks.
Premise 2 - Jerks punch people in the face.
Conclusion - Punch girls in the face.

It's only logical folks. Feel free to post any other scientific theories about how to get the girl.
i shwung and i shwinged
but it never really shwang
#4
I prefer back-handing them.
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#6
Quote by toobsok
My friends and I came up with the "Transitive Theory".

Premise 1 - Girls like jerks.
Premise 2 - Jerks punch people in the face.
Conclusion - Punch girls in the face.

It's only logical folks. Feel free to post any other scientific theories about how to get the girl.


haha

thats gold
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#7
it does work, i accidentally punched my ex-girlfriend in the face (well, more like close fist backhand), and boy, did she put out.
i shwung and i shwinged
but it never really shwang
#8
Quote by toobsok
it does work, i accidentally punched my ex-girlfriend in the face (well, more like close fist backhand), and boy, did she put out.



by put out you mean, you got some from her limp knocked out body.......giggty giggty goo
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#9
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I prefer back-handing them.

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#12
thats funny. i actually needed that,just got done dealing with a problem involving somebody of the female persuasion.
#13
Girls like Guys that wear make up and Girl pants and long hair ...well that leads me to the fact that girls are trying to turn guys in to girls thus proves this

ALL GIRLS ARE LEZBOS!!!

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#15
yeah i wasn't getting anywhere punching girls so i took it a step further

i've killed 5 girls this week
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#16
My theory;

Girls have vaginas.
Vaginas have teeth.
Put steak in girls panties.
Quote by TiMaRmStRoNg101
there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#18
Soul Power's Theory #2
Premise 1: Girls love credit cards
Premise 2: Guys love ass
Conclusion: Kill her
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#20
Yes, but then again what would happen if she had like no skin between her vagina and crack?

Think about it, she could be an alien. Or just a fat chick with vagina rolls.
Quote by TiMaRmStRoNg101
there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#21
Quote by graham3333
dis a point ing

I knew that was weak.
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

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#22
Premise 1 - Girls pet puppy dogs.
Premise 2 - Puppy dogs have leashes.
Conclusion - Put a leash on your peener.
i shwung and i shwinged
but it never really shwang
#23
Another theory;

Girls are gay.
Because they like guys.
So be like "I like guys too."
And then make out with one.
To prove your awesome.
She'll totally wanna mount you.
Quote by TiMaRmStRoNg101
there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#26
For Traineez0rs, it's easy. Why?

Girls ride trains.
Girls ride him.

Fuck you and your rideable name.
Quote by TiMaRmStRoNg101
there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#30
Quote by CoolDudeMorgasm
For Traineez0rs, it's easy. Why?

Girls ride trains.
Girls ride him.

Fuck you and your rideable name.


you're pretty good at these huh...i'm not being sarcastic if it seems so either.
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