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swhy are girls such manipulative,lying, mind ****ing, emotionless creatures?
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#2
because
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#4
oh no... you got heartbroken... (only some of us are really that bad)

please explain...
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#5
the whole womens rights thing made a few go crazy... stay away from ze crazy bitches.
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#6
Pfft, Hey UG! Lets spam this thread!
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#7
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#8
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-Robin Williams

Truer words have never been spoken.

Ok, seriously now, its because you are easily manipulated and probably not that confident. Grow a pair.
#10
You have a point, though we are also sort of evil in our own way. We objectify them as something merely sexual and they act like complete bitches.

Sorry for betraying the home team guys!!

Here's us....." Hey I fucked that hot chick at that party on friday, yeah but if she says she didn't she's totally lying to you for rizzle, "

Here's them......"DADDY ITS THE WRONG COLOUR!!!"
yo.

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#11
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because you touch yourself at night


sounds....kinky
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#12
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swhy are girls such manipulative,lying, mind ****ing, emotionless creatures?


you gay?^^
#13
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You have a point, though we are also sort of evil in our own way. We objectify them as something merely sexual and they act like complete bitches.

Sorry for betraying the home team guys!!

Here's us....." Hey I fucked that hot chick at that party on friday, yeah but if she says she didn't she's totally lying to you for rizzle, "

Here's them......"DADDY ITS THE WRONG COLOUR!!!"



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swhy are girls such manipulative,lying, mind ****ing, emotionless creatures?



ive heard girls say that about guys all the time as well. It depends on which end of the stick youre on, and you my friend, are on the sucky side. Cheer up, learn to love it, there are bazillion women in the world, youve probably met only a few, and slept with less than 2 percent, or less, of the few youve met.

THink about it this way, at least you can try to learn from it and not make the same mistake in trusting another bad apple again.
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#16
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Edit: OH! The grammar correcter. Sorry, took me a minute.

Grammar Corrector??
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when really want to but they know they can't so they just dont?
#17
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ive heard girls say that about guys all the time as well. It depends on which end of the stick youre on, and you my friend, are on the sucky side. Cheer up, learn to love it, there are bazillion women in the world, youve probably met only a few, and slept with less than 2 percent, or less, of the few youve met.

THink about it this way, at least you can try to learn from it and not make the same mistake in trusting another bad apple again.


I read it as Brazilian Women. I'm disappointed in you....
yo.

I BELIEVE
#18
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You have a point, though we are also sort of evil in our own way. We objectify them as something merely sexual and they act like complete bitches.

Sorry for betraying the home team guys!!

Here's us....." Hey I fucked that hot chick at that party on friday, yeah but if she says she didn't she's totally lying to you for rizzle, "

Here's them......"DADDY ITS THE WRONG COLOUR!!!"




But seriously, if you're gonna bitch about women on UG, it won't be long before the girls of UG come to manipulate you because those emotionless creatures get a sick kick out of it.

*runs away*
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I Don't Know Where All You Guys Are From But The Only Girls I Know That Are Like That Go To My School But Like Every Other Girl I Know Is Nice N Stuff And There's Not Many Girls At My School And A Lot in My town Maybe Its Just That Aussie Chicks Are Hotter And Nicer Than Americans

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Or Maybe Your All Just A Bunch Of Wimps
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#21
^ You're not exactly exemplifying the perfect grammatical skills yourself.

Meh, women aren't that bad. Well.. *looks around* Ok. They are. ****ers.
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#22
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Do you learn any grammatical skills in Australia or is everything one big run on sentance?


There's plenty more gramatically retarded posters from America.

But the way he types is fucking annoying
#23
Yeah, I agree that us Americans don't exactly have the best verbal skills. It was harder to talk to the Brits than it was to talk to the Germans. All that proper english and what not.
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I Don't Know Where All You Guys Are From But The Only Girls I Know That Are Like That Go To My School But Like Every Other Girl I Know Is Nice N Stuff And There's Not Many Girls At My School And A Lot in My town Maybe Its Just That Aussie Chicks Are Hotter And Nicer Than Americans

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Or Maybe Your All Just A Bunch Of Wimps


since when did typing in all caps become a fad

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#25
Talking doesn't come into it - most English people speak bloody awful English. But when you're on a forum, surely the idea is to convey a point? So you'd wanna be clear, right? Whether it's just 'My dog has an eye - what about yours?' or 'My life is completely ruined, please help me' you're still..

Oh forget it.

Women are evil. There.
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#27
How would we know?

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#29
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Do you learn any grammatical skills in Australia or is everything one big run on sentance?


1)Learn to spell sentence.
2)Learn when to use punctuation.
3)Stop being a douchebag who writes in bold.
4)Stop making general statements about countries you know nothing about.
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do you reckon straight edge people ever get temped to drink alcahole,
when really want to but they know they can't so they just dont?
#31
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I know some girls are, but I am not.


Neither am i....

But a lot of my male friends tell me stories about ex's who've cheated on them, lied to them, stolen from them, basically really ****ed them over. It sickens me, I hate women. Why is it really terrible if a guy does that but if a woman does... its just because she's female? that's not right.
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Threadstarter, get used to it, go get some brazillian women like the other guy said. Or Brazillian guys as most other people have said.

People Who Capitalise Obviously Think Every Word Is Very Very Important.

And the Americans have raped the english language, but then again so have mobile phones. Just my two pence.
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#33
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And the Americans have raped the english language, but then again so have mobile phones. Just my two pence.

and the internet....
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do you reckon straight edge people ever get temped to drink alcahole,
when really want to but they know they can't so they just dont?
#34
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swhy are girls such manipulative,lying, mind ****ing, emotionless creatures?

Maybe you should consider being gay...
just sayin'

EDIT: darn beaten to it..
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I love reading threads that start off like this, I hate women.... Then somehow it turns into Americans Suck at life, then an argument.... then someone tells the original poster he needs to be gay.... Then somehow Cheese will get thrown in there somewhere..... and eventually the thread will be closed... I LOVE IT!!!!!!
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I love reading threads that start off like this, I hate women.... Then somehow it turns into Americans Suck at life, then an argument.... then someone tells the original poster he needs to be gay.... Then somehow Cheese will get thrown in there somewhere..... and eventually the thread will be closed... I LOVE IT!!!!!!


CHEESE IS DELICIOUS!!!!!

CLOSE PLEASE!!!

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#39
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-Robin Williams

Truer words have never been spoken.

Ok, seriously now, its because you are easily manipulated and probably not that confident. Grow a pair.

oh, thats why i cant concentrate when i get a boner in class.
#40
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swhy are girls such manipulative,lying, mind ****ing, emotionless creatures?

Because you're an ugly little pussy and you don't know how to talk to girls?
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