#1
I'm just curious as to how the dudes of UG think about theses devious lil' bastards.
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#4
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My mate has loads of them...They actually run up your pants....


It'll be all fun n games until he gnaws your cock off, those little shits will dig their teeth into anything.
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#5
ferrets<everything
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#6
I wanted to get a ferret, but they're illegal to own in California.

Bloody nonsense, that is.
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#9
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kinkajous are where its at
kinkajous > all other small mammals


Kinky Jews??

Is that when Lenny Kravitz gets freaky with a bunch of farm animals??

Cause that's the vibe I'm gettin'.
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#10
Kinkajous do not like to be awake during the day, and dislike noise or sudden movements. If they are agitated too much, they may emit a scream and attack, usually clawing their victim and biting deeply. Their bites are particularly dangerous as their saliva contains a tenacious, species-specific bacterium - Kingella potus, first identified by Dr. Paul Lawson of the University of Oklahoma. Socialite Paris Hilton used to carry her pet kinkajou, named "Baby Luv", on her shoulder to parties and clubs. In the August of 2006, Hilton was taken to an emergency room when Baby Luv bit her on the arm.......
BITCH, kikajou gonna kill you! GONNA KILL YOU!
Buy a ferret.
I'm gonna drive all night, take some speed. I'm gonna wait for the sun to shine down on me. I cut a hole in my roof in the shape of a heart snf I' goin' out west where they'll appreciate me"

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#11
threadstarter, you're not tom dixon, are you??

...if anyone remembers my old avatar, it was a little purple and black shiny ferret with a hat, goofy teeth, and a cigarette in it's mouth. created via msn by me and this guy tom. we used to have some weird conversations *shakes head*
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#14
A friend of mine has 2 of them. They smell of urine and are annoying.
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#15
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I wanted to get a ferret, but they're illegal to own in California.

Bloody nonsense, that is.


Indeed, boycott DVD's like Jingle All The Way, Kindergarten Cop......save Terminator though.

My nickname used to be "Ferret"


For some reason I acknowledge kids named ferret as gingers who wear flannelette for some unknown reason....

TV has invaded my brainz.
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#16
Well I'm not ginger, nor do I wear (much) flannelette.


Just simply that my last name rhymes with Ferrety.


Ferrety Geraghty...


There was a ferret at a pet shop once and it seemed like a nice ferret then I met the other ferret and it wasnt a nice ferret at all, that ferret bit me but the other ferret was a nice ferret.
#17
They look delicious...
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#19
they are great fun my mate breads them
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#20
ferrets are class. they are good enough to replace dogs and cats as the #1 domestic pet. but never will
#21
Aside from the fact that they smell like pure arse, they're tough lil buggers, a friend of mine has one, and he can litterally throw it across the room into the Chair and the ferret runs back to him to do it again. Pure Entertainment.

(No I do not condone the mistreatment of animals of any kind)


(except for kittens, b/c everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten....)
#22
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Ahh a pom name.


Always in other peoples trousers