#1
I had a horrible experience today. I was manning a meat grinder in a sausage factory when all of a sudden a bat got loose in the building and distracted me into grinding my penis into sausage. I am know a half inch long and it is very painful. Then while I was taking a shower this evening someone snuck in and threw lemon juice over the shower curtain onto my tiny penis. It was very painful.

What should I do?
#2
not make spam threads

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#3
You should get banned... It's the only thing that will help.
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#4
Not funny.


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#5
i thought that was funny
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#7
Why do people post these things, are they on such a desperate attention trip that they even feel the need to do this kind of crap in a forum? Or do they actually consider themselves funny? Either way pointless thread, thread starter is a bellend.
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#10
why would you make something up saying you chopped of your wang, and anyway, do you 'operate' the grinder at night?? just curious because i cudve sworn bats were nocturnal
#12
If you type "my fantasy" into the forum search I think you'll find something appropriate
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#13
That wasn't funny, and hell, I laugh at anything. ANYTHING!
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#14
you guys either have no sense of humor or you just dont get high enough because i found that halarious. but then again i am kinda high