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So, I'm bored and want something to do, but me and my friends have exhausted alot of what's out there... plus it's snowing . So I want to compile the ultimate list of stuff to do at college so no student will ever be bored again!!! Please contribute pranks, games, and any mischief that I may not have thought of. Here's what we've done/will do/other people submitted:

Freeze shaving cream and put it in someone's room/car so when it heats, it expands!

Steal a halls furniture and move it all to another hall

Frozen piss cubes (make thin to slide under doors)

Penny a door - Lincoln Locking (It's alot of fun, google it) basically you use it to lock someone in their room.

String random crap from 2 buildings

Decorate a "christmas" tree with tons of TP you stole from bathrooms and hang plungers shower curtains around base, toilet seats

Remove Toilet all the toilet seats in a hall.

Remove bathroom stall side walls

Leave trashcans in a running shower, mess for someone to clean up

Bullion cubes in shower heads, leaves people smelling like chicken

Put shaving cream full or flour full manila envelopes at the base of all the doors in a hall and run by squishing them into the rooms

Move outisde trashdumps to funny/awkward places

Axe bomb a room and maybe lincoln lock them in

Blow fire with cornstarch

Climb ontop of random buildings on/off campus. You can also scare the living crap out of people leaving work late at night and then run.

Again, climb buildings on campus. You dont have any idea how much there is to do up there, especially if you can sneak inside!

Take the rolly laundry carts from the laundry room and ride them around campus at night.

Most toilet paper holder locks in bathroom stalls are easy to pick and you can collect alot of free TP for whatever.

Lastly, have a steamy, sexy threesome. Haven't done it, but I heard it's great.


Disclaimer: I didn't necessarily do anything in this list, and if you might get mad at me for doing something here, I definetly didn't do it. I probably heard it from someone else or read about it on line... Also, do this stuff at your own risk. Finally, with respects to the threesome, be like me and continue denying the many girls who offer. We know they all wanna get in your pants, but two at once may overload your brain with too much pleasure and semen. You will get depressed and miserable after because nothing in your life will ever compare to that threesome. Trust me, it isn't worth it.
#2
Well, you pretty much covered it all.
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#4
Most of those things are just dick things to do...

"Leave trashcan in the running shower"

Then the janitor is just going to have to clean it up

at least do things that target assholes you dickhole
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#6
super glue a quarter to the floor
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#8
You missed things like:

-Poodollar
-And to put Shit in a paper bag and then put that bag on fire and let it in front of someones door.
-To hide behind trees and stuff at the middle of the night and scare the shit outta people.
-To put firecrackers all around places
-To make snow parks on the middle of the street and snowboard there
-etc.......

EDIT: -Show up to random classes that you arent part of and telle people that youre French or something like that.

-Call random people telling them that they're are pregned, or shit like that.
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#9
We put ectasy in our history teacher's coffee last year. His course was...hum, a little more interesting than usual, let's say....
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#10
Thu Upper Decker (be sure to do this in someone elses dorm) - Instead of taking a dump in the regular part of the toilet, shit in the part where all the stuff that make the toilet flush are, and it wil smell really, REALLY bad until someone scoops it out, but it'll still take them awile to even find the turd because noone looks in th top part for shit.
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#11
pop a couple of viagras and issue tickets with a couple raging mega-huge boners
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Quote by real_québécois
We put ectasy in our history teacher's coffee last year. His course was...hum, a little more interesting than usual, let's say....


doh, incredibly retarded / dangerous / very illegal thing you obviously didn't do.


good job on your post!!! now seriously stop being a dumbass pretending to be cool.
#16
that list is awesome, everything is a masterpiece.
also, when you go to each class, talk in a different accent.
one class, talk irish, next class talk french, next pakistanian, next, southern accect, etc.
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doh, incredibly retarded / dangerous / very illegal thing you obviously didn't do.


good job on your post!!! now seriously stop being a dumbass pretending to be cool.


What is your ****ing problem? You don't know this teacher, because you would have done the same thing. And I don't know why I would have created a story like that, I don't really need your approvement concerning my coolness...
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What is your ****ing problem? You don't know this teacher, because you would have done the same thing. And I don't know why I would have created a story like that, I don't really need your approvement concerning my coolness...



Because giving drugs to another person without their knowledge is an immature, stupid, dangerous thing to do that has very serious ramifications, legal and otherwise.


Even if the teacher is a douche there are many other ways to deal with it.


Secondly, there is no way he would have not noticed distinct physical and mental effects of the drug affecting him and he would have known what was up which is why im calling BS on your story.

As to why you created the story, I just guessed as to why since I have no clue why people make up stupid shit.


Explain in much greater detail how exactly you pulled this off and maybe there is a slight possibility you weren't totally talking out your ass, but keep in mind I know my shit when it comes to drugs and as of now im calling BS on your story.
#21
Ride around town with a slingshot and a box of paintballs. Pretty much just shoot anything you see.
#22
sick people,
when im bored at college i go home and play
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#24
whats this
"Penny a door - Lincoln Locking (It's alot of fun, google it) basically you use it to lock someone in their room."

i googled and found nothing but advertisement on "Lincoln locks"
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#26
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Play squirrel tag. It's loads of fun.



Squirrel phishing is funner! its great fun in san diego.


All you need is a line of string tied to a fixed posistion with a nut or other piece of food tied to the end sitting around in an area frequented by squirrels.

Watch the squirrel grab the food and run off - line slowly growing taunt - and wait for the fun thats about to occur!
#27
But squirrel tag is not harmful to squirrels. You just sneak up on one, poke it, and watch it run away in fear. It's quite the strategy game.
#28
Not sure if you guys have heard this, but after everyone else is asleep in the dorm building (like 4 AM) you line one of the halls with styrofoam cups filled halfway with water...It causes your victims great stress...But you should also beware that you could definitely get in trouble for such (it could potentially cause water damage, and also your victims may want to retailiate), and also calculate out before hand how many styrofoam cups you need based on the area you need to cover, and also do some sample-sized test runs to see how long it is going to take you to do this using buckets and all! Lastly, you also need to think about STEALTH if you want to pull this one off.

By the way, you can get in BIG trouble for the penny in the door thing. It is usually considered a serious fire code violation (obviously).
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whats this
"Penny a door - Lincoln Locking (It's alot of fun, google it) basically you use it to lock someone in their room."

i googled and found nothing but advertisement on "Lincoln locks"


Get a couple of pennies (like four) and find a room that someone is inside of. Get a couple friends to push the door as hard as they can and shove as many stacked pennies as you can inbetween the door frame and the door. It'll put enough pressure on the lock so that it will not open.

One thing my dad did while he was in college - him and his friends didn't like this guy, so while he was inside studying, they stacked up as much furnature as they could find in front of his door. Seriously, there was no way anything could get through there. The guy wasn't inside studying, and saw what they were doing, so they ran like hell and made him clean it up.
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#30
Just do drugs.... thats what most college kids do to pass the time.
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#31
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Just do drugs.... thats what most college kids do to pass the time.

But...My college requires that you are employed as a co-op. Employment + College + Drugs = Kablooie! (because employers do drug tests, and they will not only fire you if you test positive, but they will notify the college and you'll be kicked out)

So I have to stick to drinking
#32
i want to play squierll (Fuck i cant spell that word) tag and go squerril fishing
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#33
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i want to play squierll (Fuck i cant spell that word) tag and go squerril fishing

Do it. It's a rush.
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One thing my dad did while he was in college - him and his friends didn't like this guy, so while he was inside studying, they stacked up as much furnature as they could find in front of his door. Seriously, there was no way anything could get through there. The guy wasn't inside studying, and saw what they were doing, so they ran like hell and made him clean it up.


We did that, except used two whole rolls of duck tape plus attached various hilarious objects to the door in the process. Made it quite the challenge to get out.


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Just do drugs.... thats what most college kids do to pass the time.



lol well obviously. Thats the number 1 cure for college boredom it seems these days especially in certain parts of the country.
#35
Here's a couple more i found:

Put superglue on someone's slippers and see them struggle to get it off from their feet!

Take an extra large glass of water. Ask your friend to place hands on a table with their palm facing downwards. Put a glass on the top of one hand and ask them whether it hurts or not. If they say 'No', then ask them to put one hand on top of the other and put the glass on top of it. Then leave the room with a big smile on the face.

Cheezy, but fun none the less.
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Squirrel phishing is funner! its great fun in san diego.


All you need is a line of string tied to a fixed posistion with a nut or other piece of food tied to the end sitting around in an area frequented by squirrels.

Watch the squirrel grab the food and run off - line slowly growing taunt - and wait for the fun thats about to occur!






That game sounds amazingly good.
#38
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steal a traffic cone!!


isn't that a felony or something? I know that if you steal a stop sign and someone dies because of it, they'll charge you with man-slaughter. Dunno about cones though.
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