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#1
ok, by common consent - well, a couple of suggestions - it seems like a good time for an alcohol thread, so people like me don't keep spamming other threads discussing their raison d'etre...by which i mean, of course, booze.

but please, no "how do i cover teh smells of booze" or "how menny bacardi breezers wil get me well pissed".

i'll answer that right now: whisky, beer, and wine, all leave a smell. vodka does NOT. vodka and orange, is, therefore, the ideal secret drinker's drink. for everything else, bodyspray if you spill it down your top, and extra strong mints.

and no number of bacardi breezers will truly get you hammered. if you drank that many, you'd be dead, your veins clogged full of colourings and sugar. drink proper drinks.


so, discuss alcohol, ask questions, run free and wild, have fun.
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#2
Alcohol makes me feel funny


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#4
Firstly, ANY alchopops are trully shite.
Second, ive tried getting drunk on them, and yes you have a sugar overdose.
Thirdly, John Smiths and Fosters all the way!!
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#5
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Yeah ! Get pissed kids !! It's cool



i'm not convinced as to your sincerity, but as you are UG's smackhead, i'm not sure i'd take your advice anyway...

for insincerity, i recommend three vodka mixers and a couple of pints.
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#6
straight edged. 1/2 pint of shandy. that way, you won't get laid to a man.


right?
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#7
Quote by esther_mouse
a smell. vodka does NOT.


That's not true. Ethanol is ethanol.
#8
I wish the US would lower its drinking age so that people wouldn't feel really cool about going out and getting so hammered they pass out in a pool of vomit and urine.

I can understand drinking socially, a little bit with a meal or with some friends, but I really don't get the "Oh, I'm going to go out and get shitfaced tonight, feel like crap in the morning and then go do it again tomorrow!" attitude.

Myself, I'm a teetotaler.
#9
Since when does Vodka not smell?
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#10
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Since when does Vodka not smell?



it smells like paintstripper, and coats your mouth with fuzzy crap, but it doesn't leave a smell on your breath.
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#11
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Since when does Vodka not smell?


He means on your breath. If you mean "since when doesn't it smell out of the bottle" then obviously you can smell it as it is concetrated.


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That's not true. Ethanol is ethanol.


Dont you mean paint-stripper ?
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#12
My freind said Alcopops are crap, is that true?

I've never drunk alot of alcohol but Lager is quite nice.
#13
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I can understand drinking socially, a little bit with a meal or with some friends, but I really don't get the "Oh, I'm going to go out and get shitfaced tonight, feel like crap in the morning and then go do it again tomorrow!" attitude.

Myself, I'm a teetotaler.


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#15
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#16
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My freind said Alcopops are crap, is that true?

I've never drunk alot of alcohol but Lager is quite nice.



alcopops ARE crap.

they're sugary, barely-alcoholic nonsense that will rot your teeth faster than it affects your alcohol:blood ratio.

avoid them like the plague, and maybe the bastard manufacturers will stop making them...

edit: mayday, that's brilliant

demonbreed, i'm a girl why are people still getting that wrong?
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#17
Forget alcoholic beverages.

That's the pussy thing to do.

*Drinks a gallon of pure Ethanol*
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#18
im straight edge so i dont drink but its gay how all these 14 and 15 year old kids start drinkin alcohol just cuz they think its cool, i personally think its stupid and a waste of money
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#19
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He means on your breath. If you mean "since when doesn't it smell out of the bottle" then obviously you can smell it as it is concetrated.


Dont you mean paint-stripper ?


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#20
Vodka doesn't leave a smell?

Vodka and orange? What?

Ok. You're one of those people who wants everyone to know how much they drink so they can feel cool. "yeah man, look a me, I, like, got SOO drunk last night, then I used vodka to cover up the smell of alcohol "
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#21
Quote by esther_mouse
alcopops ARE crap.

they're sugary, barely-alcoholic nonsense that will rot your teeth faster than it affects your alcohol:blood ratio.

avoid them like the plague, and maybe the bastard manufacturers will stop making them...

edit: mayday, that's brilliant

demonbreed, i'm a girl why are people still getting that wrong?


One alcopop is one and a half units of alcohol. More than a glass of wine or half a pint.
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#22
1) Absolut FTW
2) Smirnoff 2nd place
3) since when the hell doesnt alcohol leave a scent after u drink it??
as a person above already said :"Ethanol is ethanol".
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#23
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How menny bicard breezers will make me luk like a faget??



oh none they iz lyke wel kl u ony needz 2 drink haff a 1 b4 u iz hammerd innit

...imho, anyway looking at a bottle of bacardi breezer with anything other than disgust is already worthy of solitary confinement.

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One alcopop is one and a half units of alcohol. More than a glass of wine or half a pint.


the glasses of wine i drink are at least 2 units.

i just think alcopops are asking for heart disease and tooth decay...and they're aimed at kids, which is pathetic.
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#24
Yeha, ether thinks he's cool. Period. Wha? this is about alcohol ..
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#25
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im straight edge so i dont drink but its gay how all these 14 and 15 year old kids start drinkin alcohol just cuz they think its cool, i personally think its stupid and a waste of money


and youre "straight edge" because you think its cool. however, i respect that you didnt spell it "sXe"....you probably decided it today anyway.


but on topic. Baileys is great. in coffee or by itself
so is mountain dew and vodka (in the summer)
#26
Quote by Pandrew947
im straight edge so i dont drink but its gay how all these 14 and 15 year old kids start drinkin alcohol just cuz they think its cool, i personally think its stupid and a waste of money


I'm edge. I have personally known someone who died from driving under the influence, so don't give me any "you do it 'cause it's cool" bullshit.

I'm not one of those cocks that go to a party where there is beer and start hitting kids though.
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#27
Beer before liquir will make you sicker
Liquir before beer, your in the clear
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#28
Favorite shots everyone?

I very rarely drink anything but shots, Mainly because I cant bare running the toilet every 10 minutes, call me a pussy I dont care and secondly because I like getting drunk in a short a time as possible.
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#29
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oh none they iz lyke wel kl u ony needz 2 drink haff a 1 b4 u iz hammerd innit

...imho, anyway looking at a bottle of bacardi breezer with anything other than disgust is already worthy of solitary confinement.


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#30
Another time, me and some mates thought it would be a great idea to do some knock-a-door-runs on bicycles.

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#31
tequila shots are good,
and I like my vodka's by the glasses :snyper:
(but mixed w/either juice or redbull )
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#32
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im straight edge so i dont drink but its gay how all these 14 and 15 year old kids start drinkin alcohol just cuz they think its cool, i personally think its stupid and a waste of money


14/15...0_o

you sure they're not older, 'cause thats pretty young
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#33
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Favorite shots everyone?

I very rarely drink anything but shots, Mainly because I cant bare running the toilet every 10 minutes, call me a pussy I dont care and secondly because I like getting drunk in a short a time as possible.



i shot tequila. i wash it down with something (although hopefully never vodka again, what a mistake). i dance like a retard. i throw up. i drink wine.

...then it's another day
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#34
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14/15...0_o

you sure they're not older, 'cause thats pretty young


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#35
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12 years is the standard!
#36
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I'm edge. I have personally known someone who died from driving under the influence, so don't give me any "you do it 'cause it's cool" bullshit.

I'm not one of those cocks that go to a party where there is beer and start hitting kids though.


yeah, for anybody who reads my other post...this here is a real man. he has a real reason. hes not just not drinking because he thinks its not cool

i respect you
#40
Absolut ftw.

Last edited by sargasm at Jan 12, 2007,