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Well, I get home from school go to the pisser, look down, and there it is, a cat turd. Nobody has been home all day, except for my cat. I've never trained it or anything. Has this happened to anyone else? Discuss
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i woke up this morning about 7ish and my cat had done a shit on the bathroom floor
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Well, I get home from school go to the pisser, look down, and there it is, a cat turd. Nobody has been home all day, except for my cat. I've never trained it or anything. Has this happened to anyone else? Discuss

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simple.

you were robbed and the robber took a shit in your toilet.
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lol.
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#8
ive heard of cats doing this before, ive seen them flush too
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haha, meet the parents...
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simple.

you were robbed and the robber took a shit in your toilet.



haha do you mean cat burgler when you say that HAHAH
#12
thats brilliant ive never had the cat shit in the toilet but mine do have a habit of drinkin outa the toilets like dogs donno why must like the pine fresh taste
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My cat used to piss on the toilet rug, but never in the actual toilet. At least he went to the right room.
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x/taluha i like your style i wish id said it first was too busy laughin to think of that, well done i must congradulate your quick witty humour on the subject of cats shitting in toilets someone should give you a medal for bringing amusment to my rather dull day
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A 5-year old boy I was babysitting pooped on my foot once. Not kidding either. He was a brat and did it on purpose.
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Maybe there was a clog in the toilet and some shit came back up.
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x/taluha i like your style i wish id said it first was too busy laughin to think of that, well done i must congradulate your quick witty humour on the subject of cats shitting in toilets someone should give you a medal for bringing amusment to my rather dull day



haha i know! I agree with you totally.
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Maybe there was a clog in the toilet and some shit came back up.

Aw, I hope not. I want a cat that shits in the toilet.
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Get a webcam in there, and feed the footage live into the internet, We'll catch him out.....

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Put your cat in a position where the only place to shit IS the toilet. (close all doors and make it the shortest destination and direct destination to the toilet) You might be able to find another shit, or if it fails you win the oppurtunity to clean his shit off the floor.
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Aw, I hope not. I want a cat that shits in the toilet.
But it might soon go on to shit the sink, then the bath. Then it'll move on to your bed and such.
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we had about 20 people over once, and my dog pissed on one ladies foot. I laughed, then pat the dog on the head.
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A 5-year old boy I was babysitting pooped on my foot once. Not kidding either. He was a brat and did it on purpose.




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But my cousin and her husband have their cat trained to use the toilet. First its litter box trained. Then they have this special thing for the toilet. its like a little box in the toilet. Then eventually they take it away, and the cat just shits in there.
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#29
ahh, lucky.

wish my cat shit in the toliet, or atleast the ****ing litterbox, instead of on the damn floor.

whenever i find cat shit on the floor i shove the cats face in it. never works though.
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i think ive seen a video with a cat shitting on a toilet...it was posted on ug
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my cat chit in my shower once, it didn't know where the litter box was as we just got him
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#32
So this one time, I'm all chillin' at my mom's house in her living room...watching TV or something....and then her dog walks in...walks over to me...and pisses all over my leg...I'm like "DUDE WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU WERE JUST OUTSIDE"

Needless to say, he didn't respond.


Oh and my cat is a little bitch...the litterbox is in front of my bedroom door, sorta...and she got lazy and didn't wanna go in the litterbox...so she pissed in front of my door...and i walked out and stepped in it...my socks smelled like piss all day...ugh..
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#33
Well, there's only one way to find out if it's your cats poo, eat it, then you will know.
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Oh and my cat is a little bitch...the litterbox is in front of my bedroom door, sorta...and she got lazy and didn't wanna go in the litterbox...so she pissed in front of my door...and i walked out and stepped in it...my socks smelled like piss all day...ugh..


So, you were too lazy to change your socks?
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So, you were too lazy to change your socks?



Well ya see...I had already closed my door...so I saw no point in turning ALL THE WAY around and opening it up again and getting new socks....instead I decided to complain all day about how much I hated the cat....but I think she's dying now so I kinda feel bad
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Well ya see...I had already closed my door...so I saw no point in turning ALL THE WAY around and opening it up again and getting new socks....instead I decided to complain all day about how much I hated the cat....but I think she's dying now so I kinda feel bad


Lol, lazy bastard.

And hope your cat gets better, I love animals
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Lol, lazy bastard.

And hope your cat gets better, I love animals



HEY HEY HEY! I'M A PROUD LAZY BASTARD!

anyways...i think i'm bad luck with animals or something...cuz i moved in here with my aunt and uncle like a year and a half ago...they had 4 cats....now we have 1...(yes the other three died)

i'm cursed
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Man I so wanna sig that title!!!
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yeah sure. My cat just took a shit in the toilet.
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One of our pet birds took a shit in the bathtub a few years back. The little guy was only two feeet away from getting the toilet.
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