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#1
Title says it pretty much- but this is one of mine.

A girl in my class didn't know what "dropping" was ("Dropping" is when girls bend over and smack the ground with their hand and sexually stand back up- they do it when they dance a lot). So I demonstrated it for her (she's one of my good friends so it wasn't anything ghey like that) and then our principal walks by and says: "Wesley, you really need to do something else with your free time."

That was one of them amongst many others.

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#2
I stood up in front of a efemenite kid and sang "DAHA,DAHA,Dude looks like a lady".
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#4
In elm school I used to do all kinds of shit... Which I dare not mention because I still fear being laughed at xD
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Title says it pretty much- but this is one of mine.

A girl in my class didn't know what "dropping" was ("Dropping" is when girls bend over and smack the ground with their hand and sexually stand back up- they do it when they dance a lot). So I demonstrated it for her (she's one of my good friends so it wasn't anything ghey like that) and then our principal walks by and says: "Wesley, you really need to do something else with your free time."

That was one of them amongst many others.

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I thought "dropping" was taking a shit...

MausEdit: So I'm not spamming, mine is probably when i was drunk at my cousin's friend's house and she had a canopy over her bed, and I couldn't see it, and I drilled my head on it while attempting to get on...

MausEdit2: I realized this said at school...
I was zoning off during a Pre-Calculus lesson and my friend in the desk next to me kicked me, and I came out of my daze and yelled, "Bingo!"
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#8
well lets see....i jacked off in the class room didnt get cought though but if i did that would have been really bad
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well lets see....i jacked off in the class room didnt get cought though but if i did that would have been really bad




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#11
I was in a marching band like thing in the practice room with the whole band and stuff and I guess I was like weak from not eating and got dizzy and just fainted...Gah, that was embarrassing.
#12
last year in science, i was sitting in a labstool, and i passed out...and i hit the ground on my nose, which started bleeding...

haha it was really weird
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#13
Well, I once sat down in the library with a kid who looked a lot like my friend. When I realized that I didn't know him, I got up, looked around, and walked out.

Not that embarrassing, because only one person in the whole school saw it, but it was really awkward.
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#14
hahaha...i hate it when i go up to someone and i'm like "hey" then i realize it's not the person i thought it was...

i usually just say i'm high after that or something haha
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#16
I think i called a teacher mum once.

And i got hit in the balls playing cricket against a 70MPH bowling machine which my Physics teacher brings up every time i ask him a question in front of the class.
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#17
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I mispronounced the word "organismic" for "orgasmic" so it was "there are many orgasmic creatures that live in the amazon"

omg i did that!!!!!! well kinda differently. i was reading about the forest or something to do with geo science and instead of reading organisms i read orgasms.....the class thought it was funny.


i accidently farted in my english class. my friend made me laugh for some reason and a huge fart came out....when the class was silent!! everyone heard me and started laughing. ya know what i did? i blamed my friend. half the people believed it was me, half didnt.
#18
i called a teacher a c u n t behind their back and the teacher was right behind me, got in well loads of shit
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#19
My school has handicap-accessable fire alarms (no glass, just a push button) and I accidentally set one off leaning against the wall, this was yesterday. Luckily I told them soon enough that I wasn't suspended or anything like that but it was definitly the most embarrasing thing I've ever done at school.
#21
haha, some of these made me rofl.

erm, at school i passed out in assembly once. i was sitting there feeling gradually more and more wobbly and i kept falling over on this poor first year kid, then next thing i knew i woke up and saw the face of my deputy head mistress leaning over me, i said "OH MY GOD" and passed out again, woke up in the medical room, sat up, asked where i was, then fell backwards and smacked my head on the wall.

me, idiot? no way.
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#22
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geez that was horrible. i suppose the other thing would have to be being slapped with a ham sandwhich.
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#23
I was 11 and I had to read aloud infront of the class and the book said 'pussy whillow' and as I read it I couldn't stop laughing lol

and i am always falling over or hitting my head and stuff like that but meh
#24
In 8th grade, I was cutting through the gym to get to my class. It was during the girls P.E. class. A friend I had pulled a prank on saw me from the hall, ran in the gym, and ankled me in front of every girl in the 8th grade. Hilarity ensued (for the girls).
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I was in my grade 10 English class, this was the second time I took it. An announcement came on "could all grade 11s report to the gym". I was the only grade 11 in the whole class, so I stood up, and walked out feeling really stupid.

In my Grade 12 english class, I've fallen asleep many times, and I sit in the front row. A few times I drooled in my sleep, so I had to wipe my drool off my arm.

EDIT: Oh, and the time when i first took grade 10 english, a friend of mine flipped me off, and then his chair broke. His ass hit the floor like... a turd hits the water.

There was also the time in shop when my peice of wood broke off the lathe and nailed me right in the chest. And the time when another peice broke off and flew like, 3 inches past my head.

I think when I was in elementary I called one of the teachers "mom".
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#26
Passed out in the middle of a hall way, hitting my head on the floor or the wall on the way down.
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I think when I was in elementary I called one of the teachers "mom".

dude, who hasn't done that? one of my friends did it a few weeks ago, and we're in grade 12
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#28
In middle school gym class, we were pretty much being forced to play softball. I'm not athletic, nor do I like or pay any attention to sports, but I had to participate whether I wanted to or not.

So, i wasn't paying any attention until my turn to bat came up.

Strike one.

Strike two.

Third time, I nail it hard enough to bounce it a couple of feet, and then I go running for first base...in the wrong direction. The class was full of girls, most of which laughed. A few felt sorry for me and were like, "Aww, let him go anyway!"

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sorry. it was funny.

I have another one. Okay so we're supposed to sell these ticket things to other people in our neighborhood for a school fund raiser and once a week the vice principal comes into our class and asks if anyone needs any more tickets to sell. Now, since none of us care and none of us want to sell anything, none of us need more tickets to sell. So while walking down the middle of the class, she asks "Does anyone need anymore tickets?"

To this I SCREAMED "NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!". Everyone, strangely, went silent right before I said it and I accidentally screamed it way too loud. Screaming + puberty = embarrassment. The Vice Principal then said: "Was that you Mr. Wesley?" And I was like: "Uhh.... I think so."

I didn't get in any trouble. But everyone was laughing at me after she exited the room. My best friend was laughing hysterically the whole time because I looked so stupid walking down the middle of the class screaming out "NOOOOOOO!!!!!" out of nowhere.

This happened yesterday.
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EDIT: Oh, and the time when i first took grade 10 english, a friend of mine flipped me off, and then his chair broke. His ass hit the floor like... a turd hits the water.

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#34
I have a couple. not as bad as some of you, but feh.

A couple of years ago I was in a physics lesson and was messing around fighting with the kid next to me and managed to fall off my stool in spectacular fashion and land completely flat on my back, managing to hit both my coccyx and head at the same time.

my girlfriend at the time was in the lesson and I could see her cringing ¬_¬

And then once in a year 9 spanish lesson me and my mate were trying to make each other laugh using only words, so I go "Farrrrt", he goes "PENIS" and then just as the room goes silent, I say "VAGINA!" really loud, in an appallingly bad scottish accent.

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#35
mine was back in the 5th grade when I thought a doughe(sp?) bag was an organ. They still havn't let it go.
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In middle school gym class, we were pretty much being forced to play softball. I'm not athletic, nor do I like or pay any attention to sports, but I had to participate whether I wanted to or not.

So, i wasn't paying any attention until my turn to bat came up.

Strike one.

Strike two.

Third time, I nail it hard enough to bounce it a couple of feet, and then I go running for first base...in the wrong direction. The class was full of girls, most of which laughed. A few felt sorry for me and were like, "Aww, let him go anyway!"




Haha, yeah. I was like that too.
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I had a friend that fell down the bus stairs in high school. He was a big chubby dude, and it was funny because I just saw his head...disappear! And then he hurt his leg, so he dragged himself to the bike rack outside and pulled himself up. His face was all red. hehe. We still pick on him a little bit.

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#38
long one:

this one kid has a lyspe, and when he says "twenty" he says " chunny"

so we were saying CHUNNY! alot. and the other day a kid was like "i got chunny in the bank" (making fun of the song 'money in the bank')

so we kept saying that, and one of my friends started using chunny as slang for sperm/cum/ejaculation.

so one kid was like "dude whats chunny mean?" and i was like "well (tells story about kid with lyspe) justin uses it as slang for sperm. like "AHH CHUNNY ALL OVER MY FACE"

i then turned around to see a adult staring at me.
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#39
well i once wrote orgasm on the board instead of organism..... i didnt mean to but i just made a joke out of it anyway- my teacher made me write an essay

another kid in my school de-pantsed a kid because he was making fun of him

i would tell some more about the kid who pulled the other guys pants down (he gets really embarrassed about stuff so everyone makes a big deal of everything he does) butttt im not gonna right now