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#1
i found this joke so funny when i heard it, plus its guitar related so ill post it here

Theres a guy who just bought an acoustic guitar, his friend go to his place and say: Wheres that guitar you told me you just bought?? And the guy say: i threw it to the garbage. The friend say: Why? are you stupid?? He says: No, it wasnt good, it had a big hole in it!


lol
#3
guitar related joke, eh?....

Squier?

No I don't really know. I suck.
#4
Hey I like my dinky little Squier...

No that noise is my 15 watt amp! Damn it! ... mutter mutter
#5
omg
not funny
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#6
Nice!

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#7
More like:

Theres a guy who just bought an electric guitar, his friend go to his place and say: Wheres that guitar you told me you just bought?? And the guy say: i threw it to the garbage. The friend say: Why? are you stupid?? He says: No, it wasnt good, it was a Squire!

ahahahaha......
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Quote by revan1013
Hey I like my dinky little Squier...

No that noise is my 15 watt amp! Damn it! ... mutter mutter


well that was gay
#12
Alright, a guy walks into a guitar shop, compares all the guitars there so he can buy to learn how to play as a new hobby. He picks out a nice guitar, walks up to the clerk and pays for the guitar. He walks out of the store happy as can be, and lives happily ever after.

It's a thinker, it might take awhile to get.
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More like:

Theres a guy who just bought an electric guitar, his friend go to his place and say: Wheres that guitar you told me you just bought?? And the guy say: i threw it to the garbage. The friend say: Why? are you stupid?? He says: No, it wasnt good, it was a Squire!

ahahahaha......




My joke combiend with the threadstarters.
#15
My friend told me some guitar jokes and some other jokes.

I found some of them to be offensive...but a bit funny.

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A: Put sheet music in front of him (just a stereotype )
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ha you read it hahaha
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#20
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Post a video of you inventing a new guitar technique that will be used time and time again by many influential bands in the future. Now.


For the last time, he PIONEERED it. Gawd damn. He did NOT invent it.
#22
I actually like my Squier. Well, pretty much nothing in it is original gear, so I guess you can't really call it a Squier anymore.
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#23
Quote by Haha, Crackhead
Post a video of you inventing a new guitar technique that will be used time and time again by many influential bands in the future. Now.

better yet, post a video of him inventing a new guitar technique.
#24
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For the last time, he PIONEERED it. Gawd damn. He did NOT invent it.


My mistake. "Pioneer" is actually a better word choice for an action taken. However, he did invent a device to make it easier(if that counts for anything).
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#25
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Post a video of you brutally overusing a guitar technique invented by Emmet Chapman. Do it.

+1
#26
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better yet, post a video of him inventing a new guitar technique.


I was thinking along those same lines. But, I decided to mention the influence Eddie's technique had on music.
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#27
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+1


Hmm. I had always thought Eddie invented it. At least, that's what I had been informed in several places. However, I checked into it, and you're right. I'd go as far as thanking you, but you were a bit of an ass about it. So, I'll stick to simply acknowledging the fact that you led me to learn something new today.
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Hmm. I had always thought Eddie invented it. At least, that's what I had been informed in several places. However, I checked into it, and you're right. I'd go as far as thanking you, but you were a bit of an ass about it. So, I'll stick to simply acknowledging the fact that you led me to learn something new today.

Lol, sorry about comming off as an ass, because I didn't mean to. :snyper:
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Lol, sorry about comming off as an ass, because I didn't mean to. :snyper:


Ah. My mistake then. :snyper:
And thanks for the info.
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#31
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Post a video of you inventing a new guitar technique that will be used time and time again by many influential bands in the future. Now.


Well arent we touchy. Its a joke man. If you dont like, or in another respect lack a sense of humor, simply dont laugh. Trying to make me look like an asshole isnt really that cool niether is it useful.
#32
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Well arent we touchy. Its a joke man. If you dont like, or in another respect lack a sense of humor, simply dont laugh. Trying to make me look like an asshole isnt really that cool niether is it useful.


I did laugh. But, not for the same reason you were expecting me to. And if you can **** with Van Halen, I can **** with you too, right? It's only fair.
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#33
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Alright, a guy walks into a guitar shop, compares all the guitars there so he can buy to learn how to play as a new hobby. He picks out a nice guitar, walks up to the clerk and pays for the guitar. He walks out of the store happy as can be, and lives happily ever after.

It's a thinker, it might take awhile to get.


He... walked out of the store without the guitar? I don't know! I don't get it.
#34
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He... walked out of the store without the guitar? I don't know! I don't get it.


He wants you to think about it until you realize there's no joke hidden there. He's hoping it'll take a while. You're welcome for saving you some time and agony.
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#35
Quote by Haha, Crackhead
He wants you to think about it until you realize there's no joke hidden there. He's hoping it'll take a while. You're welcome for saving you some time and agony.


I know. I figured, I was trying to humour him.
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#36
Quote by Haha, Crackhead
He wants you to think about it until you realize there's no joke hidden there. He's hoping it'll take a while. You're welcome for saving you some time and agony.



I got it.

Did you really need to say that?
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I got it.

Did you really need to say that?


I knew someone would say this. So, you'll have to prove it by explaining.
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#38
Quote by Haha, Crackhead
I did laugh. But, not for the same reason you were expecting me to. And if you can **** with Van Halen, I can **** with you too, right? It's only fair.



Aye but I didnt **** with you. Maybe a band you like but not you directly, as you did with me. Though I guess it really doesnt matter either way you look at it. It's not that big of a deal.
#39
I dont see why you all make fun of squier. Ya they are cheap, but the video of the asian kid rocking the shit out of the hello kiddy model should prove you wrong. Mabye its just you guys that suck, not the guitar.
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Quote by fiveironfreshy
More like:

Theres a guy who just bought an electric guitar, his friend go to his place and say: Wheres that guitar you told me you just bought?? And the guy say: i threw it to the garbage. The friend say: Why? are you stupid?? He says: No, it wasnt good, it was a Squire!

ahahahaha......


You probably havent even played a squire your just bashing it too fit in........ i havent played them either but i wont bash them.
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