Poll: who would win
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Spiderman
34 61%
The Punisher
22 39%
Voters: 56.
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#1
Aight check it, who would win in a no holds barred fight the punisher or spiderman.

i say the punisher becasue spiderman couldn't bring himself to kill the punisher but the punisher wouldn't hesitate to kill spiderman

if you respond place your reason

ps. don't respond if your gonna flame me, ok it's just not cool
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#2
Spiderman has got like webs man.... can't beat webs havent you watched the movies?
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#3
Spiderman > Punisher.

Although I like punisher's style...

Webs > guns. Sorry.
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Spiderman has got like webs man.... can't beat webs havent you watched the movies?


i have watched the movies but have you ever read the punisher comic book, he;d just set spiderman's webs on fire and then spidermans wrists would be badly burnt
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i have watched the movies but have you ever read the punisher comic book, he;d just set spiderman's webs on fire and then spidermans wrists would be badly burnt

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i have watched the movies but have you ever read the punisher comic book, he;d just set spiderman's webs on fire and then spidermans wrists would be badly burnt


Spiderman could web him from the top of a building, let go of the web way before the flames could touch him.

This thread could get heated.
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#9
spiderman would climb a bulidling, grab the punisher with his webs, and throw him a couple thousand yeard, resulting in spiderman being the victor.
but the truth of the matter is Steven Seagall would take both of them at the same time. and all the x-men too.
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#12
i agree man the punisher would pump spideys guts fulla lead. although spidey is more well known, i aint stickin up for him. punisher would own him easily
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#13
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well the punisher has guns...i dont think spiderman could stop a bullet to his head


Spidersense = Super ninjitsu bullet dodging. Web to the eyes = blinded Punisher. Although Punisher kicks ass, Spiderman could beat him. Havn't you seen the Spiderman vs Punisher movie. Oh wait, that was Spiderman vs Daredevil. Never mind.
#15
Quote by Drmckool
i say the punisher becasue spiderman couldn't bring himself to kill the punisher but the punisher wouldn't hesitate to kill spiderman


Wrong. The Punisher almost shot Spider-Man once, but he hesitated, Spidey's spider sense went off and he pulled the gun out of Punisher's hands from hundreds of feet away. The Punisher may be awesome, but, face it. He's not an official superhero. And Spidey's dodged plenty of bullets before.
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#16
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Spidersense = Super ninjitsu bullet dodging. Web to the eyes = blinded Punisher. Although Punisher kicks ass, Spiderman could beat him. Havn't you seen the Spiderman vs Punisher movie. Oh wait, that was Spiderman vs Daredevil. Never mind.

Daredevil can still kick Spidermans ass though, and Daredevil gets his ass handed to him on a regular basis from The Punisher.
#17
straight up punisher.. simply cos the movies pwn spiderman's.. yea, i said pwns
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#19
Venom Pwns Spiderman!
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Venom Pwns Spiderman!


Umm...when? Spidey kicks his ass every time. And Venom is 2 brain cells above mentally retarded.
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#22
A bit off-topic, but anybody remember the original theatrical preview for the first Spider-Man movie? The bank robbers' helicopter got suck in the web. I was really disappointed when they didn't put that in the movie.
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#23
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Daredevil can still kick Spidermans ass though, and Daredevil gets his ass handed to him on a regular basis from The Punisher.


Dude, daredevil's blind! I wouldn't shoot a blind guy. Still, Wolverine pwns them all. He gots an indestructible skeleton, can heal, and ****ing claws. No headshots, bullet wouldn't go through his skull. HA! I been playing too much Marvel Ultimate Alliance. Captain America is a shit.
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A bit off-topic, but anybody remember the original theatrical preview for the first Spider-Man movie? The bank robbers' helicopter got suck in the web. I was really disappointed when they didn't put that in the movie.


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Good point. I'd have joined them.
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Dude, daredevil's blind! I wouldn't shoot a blind guy. Still, Wolverine pwns them all. He gots an indestructible skeleton, can heal, and ****ing claws. No headshots, bullet wouldn't go through his skull. HA! I been playing too much Marvel Ultimate Alliance. Captain America is a shit.


so have i (the ultiamte alliance)

but slightly off topic iron man could own any superhero and if wolverine gave him trouble he would melt his exo-skeleton

though i think the punisher would definitely take down wolverine at least for a bit. the punisher would skin wolverine, so what if he can't take down the skeleton he'd take down everything else, or even better put a magnate next to wolverine
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#28
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the punisher. only cause his sheer masculinity could rip spidermans tiny scrotum in half from 100 yards.


People, please stop associating Peter Parker with Tobey Maguire. The real(real being used loosely) Peter Parker is just as muscular as Frank Castle. And Spider-Man has superhuman strength added onto that muscle.
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#29
this is a never ending war of who would win. so i say spider man just cuz the punisher is gay with no powers.
#30
Quote by Haha, Crackhead
People, please stop associating Peter Parker with Tobey Maguire. The real(real being used loosely) Peter Parker is just as muscular as Frank Castle. And Spider-Man has superhuman strength added onto that muscle.


he also has a family something frank castle does not. catle would go straight for his everyone he loved if he couldn't get spiderman. then he'd set a giant trap
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#31
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the punisher. only cause his sheer masculinity could rip spidermans tiny scrotum in half from 100 yards.


I agree. Punisher, FTW.

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#32
Quote by iamded
Spidersense = Super ninjitsu bullet dodging. Web to the eyes = blinded Punisher. Although Punisher kicks ass, Spiderman could beat him. Havn't you seen the Spiderman vs Punisher movie. Oh wait, that was Spiderman vs Daredevil. Never mind.

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#33
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he also has a family something frank castle does not. catle would go straight for his everyone he loved if he couldn't get spiderman. then he'd set a giant trap


You're thinking of the movie. So my response will be based on the Spider-Man movie. The Green Goblin already tried that, and it didn't work. Also, The Punisher doesn't work like that. The people he got killed in the movie weren't good people. Spidey's friends and family are good people. It would be against his morals to hurt them, movie or not.
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#35
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I agree. Punisher, FTW.

Theres a Gladstone in Australia? Well I'll be fucked by a goat. I live in Gladstone, Michigan. I'm sure your Gladstone is cooler than mine tho....



hell yea theres 3 of the bastards. i happen to live in the industrial one. woot for coal dust and noxious emissions! but we dont hav ne goats to ****. i spose u could call that a good point really. its not all bad.
#36
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Wrong. The Punisher almost shot Spider-Man once, but he hesitated, Spidey's spider sense went off and he pulled the gun out of Punisher's hands from hundreds of feet away. The Punisher may be awesome, but, face it. He's not an official superhero. And Spidey's dodged plenty of bullets before.



He dodged the bullets because the guys suck at aiming. The Punisher however would bend a coockie tray and when he shot spiderman would have thought that he missed but the bullet would hit the pan and ricache back at spiderman.


The Punisher is without a doght the coolest dude.
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#37
punisher...anybody who says other wise is kidding themselves. Punisher has got to be the greatest "superhero". i use that term loosely [very] when talking of punisher...because in all reality...he dosent need any genetic mutations, or super strengths to beat you down...no he's just a badass who will **** you up reagardless...and thats without weaponary
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punisher...anybody who says other wise is kidding themselves. Punisher has got to be the greatest "superhero". i use that term loosely [very] when talking of punisher...because in all reality...he dosent need any genetic mutations, or super strengths to beat you down...no he's just a badass who will **** you up reagardless...and thats without weaponary


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#39
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i agree man the punisher would pump spideys guts fulla lead. although spidey is more well known, i aint stickin up for him. punisher would own him easily

Spider sense > bullets

Spider-man can easily dodge bullets with a few acrobatic maneuvers simply by following his spider sense. Not to mention, his webs could quickly disarm the Punisher. A brief look at Ultimate Spider-man issue #60 demonstrates this point, where Spider-man prevents the Punisher from killing a bank robber, hanging them both from a nearby streetlight.
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