#1
Dear UG,

Several hours ago, i was walking down a sidewalk in my friendly neighborhood town to go to a ska punk show. Me and my friend were walking around wating for the show to start. Walking, i began to feel a strange itching sensation in my foot. I then proceeded to take off my shoe and scratch my foot repeatedly, yelling. My friend then yells, "Ian, WTF, you're on crack!".

As I look up at my friend, i see a hobo-looking man with disgusting teeth stop, smile, and yell "Yeah man, he's on crack!"
Then looks at me, points his finger in my face, and yells:

"You on crack!"

We both stopped, looked at each other, and as the man began to walk away, we both cracked up. Hilarious experience.

Post similar experiences.

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#2
This one guy in my town, crazy Mike, is well...insane.

One night, he was sitting outside a church in my town at like midnight, holding a Bible and a flashlight. He says to my friend, who was with me:
"You read the Bible lately boy? You should, its a damn good book."
Now, I forgot to mention he was in a boy scout uniform...
My friend was just like"Yeah...I have. Bye." While I suppressed an atheist remark.

EDIT: Another thing you should know about this guy, he finds used cigarette butts on the ground and smokes them.
Last edited by Dirge Humani at Jan 13, 2007,
#3
A family friend of ours had an addiction to crack, so we took her to rehab. i walked her in and was gonna wait with her until she got settled in, i was about 13-14 years old at the time. So we go up to the front desk to sign in and the guy looks to my family friend whos going here and asks her.

"whats he going into rehab for?"

I was take aback by it of course, and before i could answer she replied it was for her, not me. pretty funny experience when i look back on it, though at the time it angered me. I guess he assumed that since i was a kid coming in there with an adult at my side the rehab was for me, he just didn't know it was the exact opposite.
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#4
There's a guy in my town who talks to his backpack...
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EDIT: Another thing you should know about this guy, he finds used cigarette butts on the ground and smokes them.


somewhat related, shortly after this encounter, same friend finds random still lit cigarette butt and used it to light his. just felt like sharing that.

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#6
I was at the school canteen, and this arab guy came up and asked me for some crack.....did he really think I had some or was dealing??!?!
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#7
the crazy guy in our town is called "Mad Mick" and me and my cousins were playing footy on our grandmas frontyard one day and he was walking past wearing his usual Drizabone and police-hat (hes not police) and hes going "uhhh.......water........need water......." and he didnt even look at us or ask for a drink he just kept walking, then all of a sudden he did a sharp 90 degree turn towards the tap and started drinking.......5 minutes later he goes "thanks for that babe! ill shout you a drink sometime!!! cya babe!!" btw he was talking to the tap.....

we were like silent the whole time it was pretty funny
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#8

EDIT: Another thing you should know about this guy, he finds used cigarette butts on the ground and smokes them.


There's this homeless guy (who basically lives in the nearby golf course) would smoke butts, a friend of a friend of mine said he threw a butt onto some dog shit to see what happened.

He said he did smoke it, but I won't believe it until I see it.
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Last edited by Teh Traineez0rz at Jan 13, 2007,
#9
Wow man thats weird theres this retarded guy that walks around my town named Mike and we call him crazy mike, he reads the bible too, how coincidental.
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#10
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Wow man thats weird theres this retarded guy that walks around my town named Mike and we call him crazy mike, he reads the bible too, how coincidental.

Too bad I live in New Jersey...unless this Mike has super teleporting powers.
#11
me and my friend were walking past the local "stoner" park and we saw this pink think there and we went to the place (covered in home made bongs) to see what it was, it was like a little girls jumper so we thought peadophile stoners had been there as we turned around this car pulled up (with these clearly stoned boagans)and one of them said "oi...yous guys over there! get away from there!" and got in the car and drove away

we were like wtf? and kept on walking
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#12
There this crazy guy that live around my school.

He is always dancing. Its pretty funny.
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#13
theres always this guy who hangs out around my street, he has a huge curly fro and his eyes are always wide open.He just kind of hangs out with a huge pipe in his mouth and he paces up and down the street, crouching down as if someone were shooting at him....its awesome
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There's this homeless guy (who basically lives in the nearby golf course) would smoke butts, a friend of a friend of mine said he threw a butt onto some dog shit to see what happened.

He said he did smoke it, but I won't believe it until I see it.

asshole.
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#16
There's a crack head on about every block in D.C.
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#17
I was in the park about 5am and this guy in the distance is walking towards me. I didnt think anythin of it but when he gets to where I was he puts his hand out and says "what up my nigga". He was wearing a really dirty flannel shirt and his eyes were all yellow and bleary. I just kinda looked at him and he went away, but it still creeped me out
#18
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asshole.


Me?

Don't shoot the messenger, and If someone wants to throw their cigarette into a pile of dog shit let them.....
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There's a guy in my town who talks to his backpack...



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There's a crack head on about every block in D.C.

and most of them are selling illegal fOakleys or hindu neclaces.
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#21
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This one guy in my town, crazy Mike, is well...insane.



I used to know somebody called "Crazy Mike". Is he around his late 20's and smoke's about 2 packs of cigarette's a day, wears glasses, and smiles and laughs for no reason? he would pick up a cigarette off the ground and smoke it. He used to go to Stockton college for Phsycology I think

I just want to know if we are talking about the same person.
#22
A bunch of people I know do coke...

But crack, only 2 experiences.
Once walking around downtown after midnihgt one night and we saw a couple people smokin some in an alley.
The other time I was waiting outside a bar to get into a show and somecracked out guy was scratchin himself and asking everyone if they wanted to buy 'pot or speed'. He just walked up to everyone in line, pointed at them and said 'pot? speed?' and kept going. Funny guy.
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#23
a friend of mine was with his girlfriend one evening sitting on the neighborhhod sidewalk and a group of 9 or 10 year olds come up to him and threw a 20 dollar bill in his face,and my friend asked "what is this for?" and the kid answered "well, since your in college we thought you might have some pot,...We'll pay for it!" my friend went inside while his gf was talkin to the kids to get some eragano (sp) ,the seasoning, and took some toilet paper and wrapped it up and told them it was ajoint.

he made 60 bucks out of those muthafukers
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#24
[quote="'[the"]whorocks']theres a kid on my little brothers bus who pretends to have sex with his backpack.

that made me lol
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I used to know somebody called "Crazy Mike". Is he around his late 20's and smoke's about 2 packs of cigarette's a day, wears glasses, and smiles and laughs for no reason? he would pick up a cigarette off the ground and smoke it. He used to go to Stockton college for Phsycology I think

I just want to know if we are talking about the same person.

Not at all.

The amount of Crazy Mikes in this country surprises me...
#26
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Not at all.

The amount of Crazy Mikes in this country surprises me...


yea, but your from New Jersey
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EDIT: Another thing you should know about this guy, he finds used cigarette butts on the ground and smokes them.

my dad does that because hes homeless and has no job.
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#28
did he look like this?

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