#2
buttsecks? Before anyone else says it.
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#4
Alright, kid.....

I'd delete this thread if I were you, before it ends up like Syd_Barret's last one. It did not end pretty for him. It was sticky'd and was a total massacre of the kind of "ownage" you don't want.

But as for what to do....

It's up to you, you don't need anyone's advice from here. I'm telling you, this can't end well.
#5
normlsecks.

Have her be your sex slave, and if she says no, give her a fat lip.

Make her do your dishes and wash your clothes, in front of her parents or your dad, to show him how much you pwn.
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my girlfriend said i "own her" tomorrow. what should i have her do? :snyper:






just don't post what you did
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[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Alright, kid.....

I'd delete this thread if I were you, before it ends up like Syd_Barret's last one.


haha, i saw that one go down in flames. this, however, is much more real than syd barret's posts.

buttsecks, eh? should have seen that one coming
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haha, i saw that one go down in flames. this, however, is much more real than syd barret's posts.

buttsecks, eh? should have seen that one coming


Just making sure you knew what you were getting into
#11
well dont be foolish and have her doing things that they already should be doing..

Ie: cooking, cleaning, handjobs etc.

make her clean ure teeth..mow the lawn...walk ure dog..pay ure bills...
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#13
Just do nothing, she'd get so cut.
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#14
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Put peanut butter on your balls and pretend shes a dog.....actually you can get your dog too then it'd be like a double team


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#15
Make her kill herself
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#16
Cum in her ass then make her squirt it out....... ..... ....
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#17
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Alright, kid.....

I'd delete this thread if I were you, before it ends up like Syd_Barret's last one. It did not end pretty for him. It was sticky'd and was a total massacre of the kind of "ownage" you don't want.

But as for what to do....

It's up to you, you don't need anyone's advice from here. I'm telling you, this can't end well.
Link? And threadstarter, I'll tell you what to do.


Don't use her. Tell her you love her and do stuff for her all day long. She'll love you for it.....

......

****, who am I kidding. The truth is simple. You must bang her.
#18
get a blow job in the park.
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#20
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Alright, kid.....

I'd delete this thread if I were you, before it ends up like Syd_Barret's last one. It did not end pretty for him. It was sticky'd and was a total massacre of the kind of "ownage" you don't want.

But as for what to do....

It's up to you, you don't need anyone's advice from here. I'm telling you, this can't end well.


Link?


I was one of the first to tell him he was being an idiot in that thread, but lost track of it before chaos ensued.


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#24
Fuck her in the ass and make her suck your cock afterwards.
Love, anyone? Love.
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#26
Make her dress like ronald mcdonald then have rough anal.
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#27
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Oh, I hear ya man...love her all the way up the back door, eh?


Got that right.
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Damn straight. Just like ol' Syd didn't.


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#31
Have her dance around the front yard like a monkey (naked) Then feed her the banana while she hangs upside down from a tree. If you don't have a tree then make it concrete jungle and yea **** her in the ass......
#32
ahhh the ol Syd Barret.. topic. that was great, and i was a part of it!

a minor part, BUT I POSTED IN TEH FING
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#33
Indeed...and now you are assured a place in Heaven for that Rocker_69. God job. I'll go tell Dad that I'm gonna write your name down in the big ol' Book.
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Indeed...and now you are assured a place in Heaven for that Rocker_69. God job. I'll go tell Dad that I'm gonna write your name down in the big ol' Book.


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