#1
..blowing your manload on them?


i was talking to my friend. and i was speculating what would happen if you were in a helicopter really high over, say, manhatten (sp?), and you blew your load, would it pick up enough speed to injure someone?


...just wondering
#7
dude.....do you know how high up rain falls from? have you ever heard of anyone being killed by the impact of a falling raindrop?
#8


i was talking to my friend. and i was speculating what would happen if you were in a helicopter really high over, say, manhatten (sp?), and you blew your load, would it pick up enough speed to injure someone?


Now that I think about it.

"Why the fuck would you want to jerk off from a helicopter?!?!"
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#11
true story, i shot a load through my last girlfriend's face.

needless to say, i dumped her bitchass.
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#12
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Now that I think about it.

"Why the fuck would you want to jerk off from a helicopter?!?!"



oh cmoooooon you havent thought about it?

really. what would be cooler than jizzing on some random business man from many many feet in the air, him ooking up, seeing a helicopter and being like " a helicopter just jizzed on me? wtf!"
Last edited by jolson27 at Jan 14, 2007,
#15
Getting jizzed ON??

I'd like to be the one beating his meat at 300 mtrs in the air. But good for me, I know better.
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#20
Uh, maybe I like am smarter than a small population of UG'ers (and by saying that i prove myself wrong!) But terminal velocity reached by jizz couldnt kill someone unless it was a sperm whale who jizzes about a ton and a half (know you know why water is salty!)
#24
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joe. dont u remember you broke your tounge cause u licked dustins spludge



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#26
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dude, i didnt lick it i smelled it, reallizing in appallment, that it was dustins (stringmagician)splooge.






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#27
that is a very awkward question
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#28
If it was me, yes, for I cum glitter....Poisonious glitter.
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#34
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Seppukake? Like...sex...with septic tanks?
Thats the most ****ed up think I've seen all night.

Suicide via drowning in semen.
#35
Oh that. Yeah, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks man...I'm gonna go jump off a cliff now. See ya.
#36
Quote by Vincent Vega
Haven't you ****ers ever heard of seppukake?



haha, thats bs. Seppuku refers to harakiri, or ritual disembowelment, im guessing seppukake (kake means to shower something on something, kinda) is just a play on that made up by some loser. It cant be real............right?
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#37
Quote by jolson27
..blowing your manload on them?


i was talking to my friend.
and i was speculating what would happen if you were in a helicopter really high over, say, manhatten (sp?), and you blew your load, would it pick up enough speed to injure someone?


...just wondering



"Hey Fred, have you ever wondered what would happen if you were in a helicoptar and...."

Seriously, how random is that?

Sorry, just thought I'd contribute.

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#38
Of course jizzing on someone could kill them, haven't any of you watched American Pie: Naked Mile?
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#39
if you set it alight then possibly, that poses a new question-is jizz flammable?
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