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#1
...that im alredy 14 and i never smooched a girl? all my friends have done it... and to be quite frank, im not that GOOd lookin'

is it? is It?
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guy-get an ak-47 shoot him and blame it on his dog
man-he dont have one... can someone siriously help me?!
guy-just jack one froma local pet store. throw it in his yard. shoot him. duck tape the ak-14 to the dogs paw. run.. use gloves.
#2
no because you're not good looking
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#6
Just give it time, and seriously you will definetly not get serious answers here.
#8
You answered your own question.


Huh? when?
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guy-get an ak-47 shoot him and blame it on his dog
man-he dont have one... can someone siriously help me?!
guy-just jack one froma local pet store. throw it in his yard. shoot him. duck tape the ak-14 to the dogs paw. run.. use gloves.
#9
Yeah, it's very bad. Here's what you do;


1. Get a club, preferably a big one.
2. Look for a suitably late-night school disco.
3. Wait in the bushes not too far away from it until the sun goes down.
4. When it is dark, wait for a girl to pass by your hiding place.
5. Strike her with the club (might need to deliver several blows to ensure she's unconscious)
6. Smooch her.


Voila, you're good.

If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, you could try digging a corpse up to do your thing with it. Or maybe you're just gay.
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#13
Maybe if you didn't refer to it as "smooching," you dork


**** off you stupid ass shit ****er, who da' **** made you god?!
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guy-get an ak-47 shoot him and blame it on his dog
man-he dont have one... can someone siriously help me?!
guy-just jack one froma local pet store. throw it in his yard. shoot him. duck tape the ak-14 to the dogs paw. run.. use gloves.
#15
Quote by shooky
**** off you stupid ass shit ****er, who da' **** made you god?!

He did, he is God you know.
#16
meh, i'm 18 and i know guys who are still virgins. hell, they might not have even kissed anyone.

but then, everyone leaves a ten metre gap when they walk past these "people".



i'm kidding, chill out, go to lots of parties, you'll meet plenty of girls.
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#17
dude, it hap's when it hap's no worries.
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#18
Quote by shooky
**** off you stupid ass shit ****er, who da' **** made you god?!


I did. True story.

Dude, don't worry about it. I'm 15 (only just) and I've never kissed anyone. One of the J guys here never even had an erection till he was 17! What a joke.

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#19
You'll get a smooch soon enough, not matter how ugly you are, they might also be ugly, or it might be a guy. You'll get drunk one time, and you'll smooch a girl who's intoxicated with alcohol.

Edit: Even if she's ugly, you can just forget about the face. Mind you smooching while drunk is hard.
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I agree, i always help people up. At the last show we all protected this little kid who was tying his shoe in the middle of the pit.


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#20
Quote by shooky
**** off you stupid ass shit ****er, who da' **** made you god?!


Now I know why you've never been kissed.
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#21
Quote by TheShadow
I did. True story.

Dude, don't worry about it. I'm 15 (only just) and I've never kissed anyone. One of the J guys here never even had an erection till he was 17! What a joke.


That's not even possible.

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#22
Quote by TheShadow
I did. True story.

Dude, don't worry about it. I'm 15 (only just) and I've never kissed anyone. One of the J guys here never even had an erection till he was 17! What a joke.



I don't think I like you
#23
nah man, its better to wait and find the right girl, then kiss some herpes infested *****!
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#24
Quote by shooky
**** off you stupid ass shit ****er, who da' **** made you god?!


That's why. Obviously you don't talk to girls like that, right? And just chill out a bit. Would you rather be with the right girl when you're smooching or smooch with a 14 yr old crack-head slut?
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#25
yea... first party i went to, i got a blowjob.


and the moral of the story is: make friends, go to their parties (or throw your own) and enjoy horny teenager girls.

just dont be afraid of girls.

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#26
its cool man, my friend who is 18 just got his first kiss. no one really cares. its no big deal
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#27
Quote by jajp001
That's why. Obviously you don't talk to girls like that, right? And just chill out a bit. Would you rather be with the right girl when you're smooching or smooch with a 14 yr old crack-head slut?



er...wtf? how the hell does KISSING make someone a slut? grow up.

kissing is nothing.

just go and kiss someone, threadstarter, it's not a big deal.
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#28
Quote by 4e574e57363g
yea... first party i went to, i got a blowjob.

I don't know about most people but I started going to parties when I was like 2...
#29
Quote by SavageNights
You'll get a smooch soon enough, not matter how ugly you are, they might also be ugly, or it might be a guy. You'll get drunk one time, and you'll smooch a girl who's intoxicated with alcohol.

Edit: Even if she's ugly, you can just forget about the face. Mind you smooching while drunk is hard.


Tell me about it. More often than not I can't even get it up. So i have the lucky girl suck my dick for 10 minutes to make it work, then we get down to business

Edit: Oh lol, smooching means kissing? Well, that certainly clears things up!!! What about starting to use proper english? Might get you a kiss or two. .

TS sitting with a girl on a couch:

"So wanna smooch?"

"Wtf r u crazy??! I'm not into animal fetish porn!!!"
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#30
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I don't know about most people but I started going to parties when I was like 2...


lol i mean like real parties.

not birthday parties or anything like that.
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#31
Quote by Guitar-freak
Tell me about it. More often than not I can't even get it up. So i have the lucky girl suck my dick for 10 minutes to make it work, then we get down to business


One time I just sort of fell down in front of her, and she was like "Are you OK???". I had way too much in a little time.
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I agree, i always help people up. At the last show we all protected this little kid who was tying his shoe in the middle of the pit.


http://www.mylot.com/?ref=Phase3
#32
ok, just do these simple steps.

1- pretend your name isnt shooky
2- go through this thread and read all posts by shooky (not you remember!)
3- come to a realization that this kid a fag
4- have an epiphany: you are the fag!

dont worry. ussually ugly guys get girls because of their personalities. not that that will do you any good. there is plenty time in life to change your appearance and get yourself a slut who doesnt care if youre lame or not.
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#33
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ussually ugly guys get girls because of their personalities. not that that will do you any good.

#34
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er...wtf? how the hell does KISSING make someone a slut? grow up.

kissing is nothing.

just go and kiss someone, threadstarter, it's not a big deal.


I'm not saying it makes them a slut, I'm saying that he should wait a while before kissing a girl that's only doing it for sympathy or has already smooched everyone else? Did I at any point imply that for kissing at 14, they're a slut? No, you inferred it. I hope my point's clearer now.
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#36
Quote by jajp001
I'm not saying it makes them a slut, I'm saying that he should wait a while before kissing a girl that's only doing it for sympathy or has already smooched everyone else? Did I at any point imply that for kissing at 14, they're a slut? No, you inferred it. I hope my point's clearer now.


It's not kissing is divine, and once you've kissed someone that's it. You're only touching mouths/tongues. It's only physical.
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I agree, i always help people up. At the last show we all protected this little kid who was tying his shoe in the middle of the pit.


http://www.mylot.com/?ref=Phase3
#37
Quote by SavageNights
It's not kissing is divine, and once you've kissed someone that's it. You're only touching mouths/tongues. It's only physical.

Well buttsecksing with someone is only physical, too.
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#38
Quote by ar73m
Well buttsecksing with someone is only physical, too.


I know.

Edit: Sometimes it just happens (not buttsecks), you hardly see it coming.
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I agree, i always help people up. At the last show we all protected this little kid who was tying his shoe in the middle of the pit.


http://www.mylot.com/?ref=Phase3
Last edited by SavageNights at Jan 14, 2007,
#39
I just got my first kiss last summer, mind you she was drunk and I was on a large amount of marijuana but thats besides the point. Just give it time or run up to a random chick, kiss her and run like hell.
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