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alright, so i have a dog. and when i got back to my house. i found that it had shit on my carpet. fuck...so i need to know. how do you get dog shit out of the carpet?
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Dog poo in the carpet?

First remove the solids, if that hasn’t been done and it has gone dry, use a comb or a fork to get it out of the fibres. Cold water then dip plain soap in and scrub the spot like you would use a crayon, scrub with old tooth brush then use paper towel to soak up. Then repeat with dishwashing liquid and warm water. Froth the water and use only the suds, scrub with old toothbrush working from the outside to the inside of the stain…paper towel and stand on it to get all the moisture out. If there is any stain left sponge out with little white vinegar on a cloth.


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Go away you god damn nerd. This isnt Zelda....

Do the napkin thing, man.
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Thanks google.

I'd love him to be on his knees over the dog crap with a fork when his parents come in.
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Some amazing responses to this thread.

All except that bloody geordie, he just had to be serious
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That is good idea I guess.
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Some amazing responses to this thread.

All except that bloody geordie, he just had to be serious


BAH! Lick me you filthy tyke. Not all of us enjoy living in dog shit.

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Go away you god damn nerd. This isnt Zelda....

Do the napkin thing, man.


well, my dog's name is Zelda, and that's the only way to clean her sh,it off the carpet...
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#23
just pick it up with a napkin...
or, if ur not boring, start a religion using the dog shit as proof of god existing.

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#24
well since you got some info on how to clean it already, you might want to take just a small piece of it for scent and put it where you would like him or her to do it next time. Thats how you train the little fella. I just got a Shih-Tzu, hes really cute and all, but just doesnt know where to do his business.
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BAH! Lick me you filthy tyke. Not all of us enjoy living in dog shit.



You're the one who's from Newcastle, remember?

PS: Shit isn't filtered. Shithead.
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#28
Wash it.
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#29
Just rub it all over the carpet so it looks like its the original colour, spray some toilet spray and TADAAAA your done. No one will notice .
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#32
alright i started with the dishsoap and then later put some vinegar on it...it looks a slightly different colour. but im not sure if thats because it didnt work as well as i hoped, or that its just went and stuff...hoping for the latter
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#33
If you're dog is a true dog, he should come and eat it off the floor soon anyway, or someone else's dog will.
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You're the one who's from Newcastle, remember?

PS: Shit isn't filtered. Shithead.



You're confusing Newcastle with Sunderland. That's the shithole. You unflitered shitface.

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You're confusing Newcastle with Sunderland. That's the shithole. You unflitered shitface.



Flitter flitter flitter.

You great poof
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#36
Lick it up, then go and take a crapper on the toilet. eventually the dog will learn
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Flitter flitter flitter.

You great poof



I'll flitter you if you're not careful. I'll have to flitter my spelling first though...

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Jesus Christ, you're both Northern, therefore, you both suck! Simple.


Y'know; I can imagine you typing....but all I read is 'Incest incest lolololololol I'm an inbred'.

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Y'know; I can imagine you typing....but all I read is 'Incest incest lolololololol I'm an inbred'.


Incest? You must be nothern too
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