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#3
My 2 brothers ex scoutmaster was in the papers recently. He would fake consent forms and take children back to his house, get the drunk and then rape them.

I don't think my brothers were raped though
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#4
Hmmm. I wouldn't have thought Turkey would care.
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#6
My ex teacher got fired for giving head to a student.
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#12
My ex teacher got fired for making sexual advances on his students, they were all like 13-14.

What's weird is that he didn't fit your typical description, quite the opposite in fact. He was a young, good looking guy with a hot new wife and a newborn daughter, he was a great teacher who all the kids loved, a successful soccer coach, and a licensed DJ who owned his own DJ company. Then he made one stupid mistake and in a day he lost ALL of that...
#14
Quote by The_0thersid3
wait ............

turkeys in Europe?


but isnt it next to iran??


Turkey is part of EUrope, it is not beside Iran...it's near istanbul...whic also has an I....
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#15
I meant nothing by it, I was just under the impression that that area is where you go to not get caught for kiddy fiddling. Parts of that area of the world are legendary for their illicit trades.
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#16
Quote by Home_EG
Turkeys in asia



:S
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#20
Quote by _metaller
no cos its boring who gives a **** bout where it is


Turks?
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#23
Quote by blynd_snyper
istanbul is the capital


god don't any of you learn geography?


I realise that, jackass, I was mocking the preson i responded too
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#24
Quote by Home_EG
Turkeys in asia


Hahaha!!
Firstly it's 'Turkey's in Asia.'

And secondly, Turkey is part of Europe.
#25
my old p.e teacher got arrested for supposedly malesting this girl from our school, i dont think he was guilty but he never came back to our school again.
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#26
Quote by meh!
Turkey is part of EUrope, it is not beside Iran...it's near istanbul...whic also has an I....



yeah and ireland, iraq, iran, istanbul, india notice a link?? ther all in asia
#27
Quote by The_0thersid3
yeah and ireland, iraq, iran, istanbul, india notice a link?? ther all in asia


LMFAO!

.....

wait...please say you're being sarcastic lol
#29
hahaha my science teacher got arrested for being a peedo
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#31
god people are dumb! turkey is in Europe. they're trying to join the EU!

anyway, hah serves him right. i wish someone would come and arrest all my teachers!
#32
Quote by blynd_snyper
istanbul is the capital


god don't any of you learn geography?


Ankara is the capital. Geographically it's almost completely in Asia, but politically it's a European country.
#34
seriously guys! ireland is in aisia its that big thing near astrailia its like along shape thing near china c'mon
#35
Quote by Dæmönika
Ankara is the capital. Geographically it's almost completely in Asia, but politically it's a European country.


ohhhHHH

*Chewn the fat gesture*
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#38
My three teacher/children/sex experiences:

* A teacher at my old school got caught by one of the kids (aged between 8 and 13, not sure exactly) looking at (normal) porn during a lesson and "retired" (i.e. sacked).
* A caretaker at my current school just got jailed for 12 years for repeatedly raping and abusing a 14 year old girl 10 years ago (she only told people recently, so we unknowingly had an unconvincted child rapist at our school for a number of years).
* A teacher at a school down the road from ours got sacked after having a (consensual) affair with a (legal) pupil, so he sued the school for unfair dismisal, won, and totally fucked over the school financially. The two of them are - as far as I know - still together.

#39
Quote by death_metaller
no cos its boring who gives a **** bout where it is


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