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So, at the store we've got a suggestion box for people to...suggest things.
During an employee meeting, my boss opened it up and showed us all a number of insults written in the same handwriting about every single employee there.
Mine read as follows:

"Fire the long haired guy. He looks like a Jew."

What is the weirdest insult anyone has ever said to you?
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#3
Weirdest insult anyone ever said to me was:
'Ginge!'
When I am in fact a brunette.
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The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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Quote by Metal Disciple
So, at the store we've got a suggestion box for people to...suggest things.
During an employee meeting, my boss opened it up and showed us all a number of insults written in the same handwriting about every single employee there.
Mine read as follows:

"Fire the long haired guy. He looks like a Jew."

What is the weirdest insult anyone has ever said to you?


I find that hilarious
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#7
A friend calls me a rat-bastard regulary. I guess it's not really weird, but for some reason it sounds really cute and adorable to me, it's almost like a compliment.
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#11
my friend goes on these hilarious cussing rants all the time and spouts out some of the weirdest shit ever. i once heard him call something a twatty assed bitch ****.
#12
I had an argument with some guy in my school and he was losing so he walked away and went "Er...shutup...you big glasses guy" and everyone laughed at me.

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#13
Quote by Anything Goes
I find that hilarious


So did I. I felt bad for the girl who works nights though. Hers read, "To the dark haired girl. Lose weight and cut your hair."
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Quote by GibsonPuppeteer
I've had tiny ones in my mouth and accidentally swallowed a bit of the liquid, you should be all right.
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Quote by Metal Disciple
So did I. I felt bad for the girl who works nights though. Hers read, "To the dark haired girl. Lose weight and cut your hair."


Do you guys know who is writing it?
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#16
"Your mother's pussy".

Seriously,thats what most of the morons around here say.

Oh and "I'll **** you",guys say that.
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#17
Quote by Metal Disciple
So did I. I felt bad for the girl who works nights though. Hers read, "To the dark haired girl. Lose weight and cut your hair."

Aw, that's horrible.

Still funny.
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#18
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Weirdest insult anyone ever said to me was:
'Ginge!'
When I am in fact a brunette.


Whatever you say


only joking :P
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#22
Whenever I say something to a chav i get "You Muvva" to everything...what the hell?
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#23
I was in an argument with some dipshit and i said somethin to him that offended and confused and insulted him, all in one, so he's sittin there lookin at me and says "Yeah, **** your dog". I just started laughin and told him i beat him to it... i got some strange looks for the rest of the day
#25
I have the best one in the thread for sure.

Some kid said this to my friend on the ice during a hockey game.

"Go count your weiner."
It's difficult to win unless you're bored.
#26
Quote by TheGuitarWizard
Whenever I say something to a chav i get "You Muvva" to everything...what the hell?

That's pretty intelligent for a chav.
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Quote by Anything Goes
Do you guys know who is writing it?


The night girl thinks she does.

I was disappointed though, because apparently there were alot more for everybody, but we didn't get to see them.
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Quote by GibsonPuppeteer
I've had tiny ones in my mouth and accidentally swallowed a bit of the liquid, you should be all right.
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"Im gonna make you feel bad!"

"Im going to break something of yours and you wont know what"
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#32
Quote by captainjackass
your dog looks like a penis.

the sad thing is he really does



haha

the stupidest insult i've ever got was "yeah, well your hair is brown!"

yeah, it is, so what? lol.
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#33
"You broke the tv and sucked out all the electricity." He wasn't really the sharpest tool in the shed.
#35
theres this korean kid in my school, and he used to say some of the weirdest insults i've ever heard. some of the highlights were "go suck my mom", "go have sex with a male dog", and "go get drunk of pepto bismol". It was hilarious because of his strong korean accent. we make fun of him for it now, but in a good way. hes part of our "group" you could say.
#36
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Weirdest insult anyone ever said to me was:
'Ginge!'
When I am in fact a brunette.


Someone called me a fat sh*tty c*nt And i'm really thin.
#38
''Oi, tall-ly!!! You're really tall!''

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#40
"You are dumb,and you know what else is?"

"What"

"You!"


"Well,you are pink!"
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