#1
sup doods i need some advice on what could be a life changing decision for me

see like ive been livin with this chick for a while right. i think shes cheatin on me. not like using the wtf hax n shiz, but like shes bangin some other dood. sometimes the phone will ring and i pick it up and they hang up wtf. shes always goin out and says shes goin wit the girls and i ask what girls and shes like oh you dont know them theyre from work and im like wtf you dont even have a job. like sometimes she comes home in a taxi but it drops her off way down the street and she walks a few blocks home and she says its for exercize. an the other day i picked up her cell phone to see what time it was cuz i dont have a watch and she all started goin total pms on me and said to never touch her phone again n shiz..

well i dont wanna just come out and call her a fukcen crazy cheatin bitch or nothin cuz i could be wrong, but last night she was goin out again and i like crept outside and was hidin behind my car to see who was pickin her up cuz the drive ways like on a hill and i can see pretty much the whole street. and while i was crouched down behind my car i noticed there was some paint peelin off my bumper

so should i take it to a body shop or could i go to a local auto store and get some stuff to do it myself?
#2
You shouldn't play with people's emotions like that... it's just not funny.
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#4
For some odd reason what you said reminded me of this a lot:

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#5
Here's what you do:

1. Die and never come here again

Problem solved.
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#6
you're a dumbass
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#8
ha ha you got snapped for being an unoriginal copy cat you cock
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#12
According to your other thread, your girlfriend is in a coma.
What's going on here?! Are there two girls? You dog!

Actually it's probably just your penis, and by coma you mean impotent.
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#13
I laughed.
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That actually made me lol.


Yeah me too, it was kinda funny.
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#15
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According to your other thread, your girlfriend is in a coma.
What's going on here?! Are there two girls? You dog!

Actually it's probably just your penis, and by coma you mean impotent.


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