#1
My granda's birthday is coming up and I dont know hat to get her. My friends said that I should get her weed, and I though it was a pretty good idea. Shes gotta like a shit load of diseases, so maybe the weed will help her with that. If I do, should I get her like a bong, or should I be discreet about it and hide it in her oatmeal?
#2
That is quite possibly the most retarded idea Ive ever heard.

****ing Whorebag.
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#3
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#5
for fuck sake stop starting moronic threads
if you can't be a good example
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#6
Hey, that doesn't sound like such a bad idea. Perhaps that will be what I get my grandma on her birthday.
#9
man your threads suck stop posting
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Shit Off plz.


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Wow, for someone named Captain Jackass, you sure live up to your name. I bet you feel so big reporting this thread. Lighten up, isn't the pit supposed to have retarded threads like this?
#14
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i think she'd enjoy ecstasy much better.


Thats a good idea, I could just replace the pills in her medication with some ecstacy. I'm not sure ecstacy eases the pain though...
#15
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i think she'd enjoy ecstasy much better.


I think she'd enjoy it so much, she'd die.
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#16
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Or ya know, dont rip off the show The War at Home? Dumbass.


I don't watch tv fag boy.
#17
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Wow, for someone named Captain Jackass, you sure live up to your name. I bet you feel so big reporting this thread. Lighten up, isn't the pit supposed to have retarded threads like this?


Damn straight I feel big.

I'm just not in the mood for retarded threads tonight, thats all.
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#18
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I don't watch tv fag boy.


....so he's gay because he watches TV? Harsh.
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....so he's gay because he watches TV? Harsh.



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#20
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Wow, for someone named Captain Jackass, you sure live up to your name. I bet you feel so big reporting this thread. Lighten up, isn't the pit supposed to have retarded threads like this?


No, the pit is supposed to have threads that aren't covered in the other sections of the forum.
#21
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Damn straight I feel big.

I'm just not in the mood for retarded threads tonight, thats all.


So everyone who needs help has to stop making threads because you're on your pms?
#22
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I don't watch tv fag boy.



Hahaha dont get too offended asshole. Im sorry i dont keep up with your personal life, all I see is this piece of shit making a pathetic attempt at being funny for saying you want to buy your grandma weed. Its sad actually, it really is. I bet your dad is sorry he raped the street ***** that gave birth to you. Pitty really, I feel bad for your future retarded offspring.
#23
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So everyone who needs help has to stop making threads because you're on your pms?



no you're just a retard
if you can't be a good example
be a bad warning


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#25
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Hahaha dont get too offended asshole. Im sorry i dont keep up with your personal life, all I see is this piece of shit making a pathetic attempt at being funny for saying you want to buy your grandma weed. Its sad actually, it really is. I bet your dad is sorry he raped the street ***** that gave birth to you. Pitty really, I feel bad for your future retarded offspring.


Is there a point to your idiot rant? This thread is 100% serious.
#26
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So everyone who needs help has to stop making threads because you're on your pms?



I think Gummyballs proved my point.
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#27
I got some weed for my cop buddy, and then I got another cop buddy of ours to arrest him for possession. It was hillarious!!!!

It was also not true, of course.
#28
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no you're just a retard


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#29
no, don't spike her food with it, shed start freaking out and think something else is wrong with her, how about you let the doctors do the work on her, get her a vase or something.
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#31
Go get her a license for medical. Or just buy some oregeno, and give it to her in a paper bag,
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#32
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Is there a point to your idiot rant? This thread is 100% serious.



Are you retarded? Read it again and you will see a point. Whats really sad is you just proved my point yet again. Your an idiot. Buy your grandma weed, seeing how ****ed up you are, im sure shes ****ed out of her skull.
#34
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Yeah sure , go on and do that. I hope your grandma kicks you in the nads for starting this gay thread.


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#36
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This thread is 100% serious.


you sir were a waste of sperm, you should have been spilt on the sheets
if you can't be a good example
be a bad warning


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#37
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Go get her a license for medical. Or just buy some oregeno, and give it to her in a paper bag,


I doubt his Grandma is a Chav. And it comes in a small transparent plastic bag, duh!
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#38
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you sir were a waste of sperm, you should have been spilt on the sheets

Or all over his mom's face.
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#39
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Or all over his mom's face.



We all know his dad jacked into a test tube. Because his mom died of Aid's. lol.
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#40
I'll tell you this don't go getting Grandma some shitty weed, get some good hydro weed for her.