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Ok. Last night my GF actuallly let me stick it in the back door and I have to say....It's quite gross. I mean it feels good for about 5 seconds and then the smell is just *shivers*. And unless your GF has an extremly clean asshole you'll get shit all over you. Thoughts?
#2
Lol
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#3
thats gross..... she should clean her ass before she lets u do that. unless she wants to lick it all clean
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Sweet story son. I'll keep that in mind if I ever get any
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#7
I knew a guy who pulled out of this one girl too fast and she ended getting fecal matter all over the bed. He kicked her out. And what's with all the lame buttsecks threads lately?
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#8
I smell bullshit
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#12
ahaha its called make her have a shower even thinking about doing such things. ROFL
#13
Shoulda threw some pizza bites at her. Bum to dong relations are gross.
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#15
Thats why my policy on asses is: No entry; Exit only.

I should get one of them tattooed there.
#16
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wow so i would get the same feeling if i stuck my dick in peanut butter



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice...
#18
Pics?

Someone had to ask, sorry...
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I took pictures.......makes me puke every time>

You are soooo close to having me report you.
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I took pictures.......makes me puke every time>


umm... why would you take pictures of ass ****ing?
#23
Your girlfriend has a dirt asshole, that's priceless.

By the way, tell her there's a thing called "toilet paper".
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#24
Take pics, and type "REAL BUTTSECKS" on it
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I took pictures.......makes me puke every time>



...upload them damnit!
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#26
I believe there's a buttsecks thread for this, seriously I remember seeing one.

The official butsecks thread or somethin'
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I believe there's a buttsecks thread for this, seriously I remember seeing one.

The official butsecks thread or somethin'

No, there is no thread for uploading porn. Idiot.

Edit: Perhaps the FOTB has one...?
#29
me and my girlfriend have "buttsecks" or anal and well i dont get shit on my dick...the smell really isnt strong unless ur sniffing ur "Mr. Happy" for some odd reason...by the way catch her on a day when se hasn't shit in a while that might help you
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Ok. Last night my GF actuallly let me stick it in the back door and I have to say....It's quite gross. I mean it feels good for about 5 seconds and then the smell is just *shivers*. And unless your GF has an extremly clean asshole you'll get shit all over you. Thoughts?



you're supposed...to use...a condom....
EWWWW
#31
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No, there is no thread for uploading porn. Idiot.

Edit: Perhaps the FOTB has one...?


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god intended ass's for descent, not ascent

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#32
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me and my girlfriend have "buttsecks" or anal and well i dont get shit on my dick...the smell really isnt strong unless ur sniffing ur "Mr. Happy" for some odd reason...by the way catch her on a day when se hasn't shit in a while that might help you


Sounds like a fun conversation:

"Hey honey, when'd you poo last?"
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me and my girlfriend have "buttsecks" or anal and well i dont get shit on my dick...the smell really isnt strong unless ur sniffing ur "Mr. Happy" for some odd reason...by the way catch her on a day when se hasn't shit in a while that might help you

You calling your dick "Mr. Happy" screams virginity.
#34
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No, there is no thread for uploading porn. Idiot.

Edit: Perhaps the FOTB has one...?


There was such a thing, but this is almost beyond it.


i bet she wasn't even a girl.

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#35
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what is this forum of the band

god intended ass's for descent, not ascent

hail satan!



forum of the BANNED...as in being banned because of pornography.
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i have 3 balls n no penis..its called flopeouinesinea

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#37
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No, there is no thread for uploading porn. Idiot.

Edit: Perhaps the FOTB has one...?

I'm not an idiot.

The thread wasn't for uploading porn, it was for discussing well..you know... buttsecks...

No joke.
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#39
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I'm not an idiot.

The thread wasn't for uploading porn, it was for discussing well..you know... buttsecks...

No joke.

Oh.
#40
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Your experience probably isn't as gross as this video I saw earlier...


I second that. I saw some video some chick was taking some long dildo up her butt and it was making pop sounds when she took it out and the last time she took it out her butt turned inside out. Most disgusting thing I ever saw in my life.
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