#1
Get this, my dad just made me sign on, and he posted a bitch thread about how he saw a porn ad! OH MY GOD, IT'S JUST FUCKING PORN!

I'm so embarrassed.
#4
kill him
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#7
I don't get ads....


...but I get a ton of porn!
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#11
Dude. Do you honestly think making this thread is going to let people buy your story anymore?

You've just preety much proved how it was you posting those threads, and how you want attention for it.

How would a dad know to post in both The Pit and Site Feedback?

Im sorry if im wrong, but im not coming around on that one.
#12
i occasionally get the "thong" ad, but it's mostly "ShOOt Teh DUXOr 2 wiN a Free PS3!!!!LOLZ"
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#13
This makes me lol

I saw that porn ad, I was left jaw-dropped...and I started to laugh. then i saw this thread.
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#15
oh yeah, and the thong pic...

NICE!!
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#16
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"ShOOt Teh DUXOr 2 wiN a Free PS3!!!!LOLZ"


haha I always get those ads I want the porn ads. ......Tell your dad to have fun calling the cops on a RUSSIAN website.
#17
HAHAH He did HAHA

Tell your dad to loosen up you and your sister are going to be seeing alot of shit like that when your older, its not going to like tramatize you in any way or your sister.
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#19
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its not going to like tramatize you in any way or your sister.

i dont know man, i saw my Dad's Boobs when i was 5, and well... here I am
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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#20
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Dude. Do you honestly think making this thread is going to let people buy your story anymore?

You've just preety much proved how it was you posting those threads, and how you want attention for it.

How would a dad know to post in both The Pit and Site Feedback?

Im sorry if im wrong, but im not coming around on that one.
Ditto.
#21
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i dont know man, i saw my Dad's Boobs when i was 5, and well... here I am


Lmao....That's getting sigged..
#22
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Lmao....That's getting sigged..

oooook............ what does that mean?
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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#23
Quote by BottleOfSmoke
i dont know man, i saw my Dad's Boobs when i was 5, and well... here I am



*backs away slowly*
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#24
I got that pic for the first ime today.

I saved it to images, not cause it's good but you don't get it very often so, I saved it.
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#25
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i dont know man, i saw my Dad's Boobs when i was 5, and well... here I am

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#28
lol well ur dad does have a point. it is illegal for under 18 to view 'sexually explicit' material aka PORN!

but i mean who hasnt seen a pair of boooooobs. even babies do, they get all the action too, sucking and biting etc ill stop there, i personally do NOT, because i am a very good boy

and hes concerned about his daughters mainly so tats okay

i dont think it is really that illegal though, because a few weeks ago i went to the Summernats (biggest aussie car show) and saw quite a few tits there, there was nothing against it. so does that mean i can sue the Summernats for showing me boobs while im 15??????
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#29
You saw boobs at a carshow? Lucky

Here everyone is way too strict over that stuff, only way to see it is through porn or UG...
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#30
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You saw boobs at a carshow? Lucky

Here everyone is way too strict over that stuff, only way to see it is through porn or UG...


i saw boobs by the truckload lol yea all the cars are driving around all day, doin little burnouts, a monster truck or a ute will come past and everyone gets up and yells out "SHOW US YA TITS!!!" and.......they do.....its great
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#32
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']Link to the thread, anyone? I'd love to see this....

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=504857

dont get too excited its been censored
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#33
Its not like people liked you anyway?

How pittiful are you? Are you trying to make your mark here? It was a lame attempt that just makes you look gay. Pretending to be your dad posting about porn? Come on man, nobody belives you anymore. I feel bad for you if your dad is really like that.
#34
Quote by lespaul_rentals
Get this, my dad just made me sign on, and he posted a bitch thread about how he saw a porn ad! OH MY GOD, IT'S JUST FUCKING PORN!

I'm so embarrassed.


...Are you saying I'm your father?
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=503227
Damn, I didn't know I had kids.
Hell, I didn't even know that I've had sex, and this whole time I've thought I was still a Virgin at 14 years old..

EDIT: Oh wait, we're talking about a different thread here.
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