#1
That shit was bomb.

I think Demetri Martin is one of the best comedians out there today.

Did anyone else see the special? It was really good. He plays his instruments really well.

It was kind of disappointing that part of it was an advertisement for Microsoft, but at least the ads were good...

What are your thoughts?
#2
yeah i saw it and im now im watching it again,reminds me of mitch hedburg,but in song/pictures form
#4
Yeah that guy is pretty funny.

"Why do people wear camo in urban areas it's like (shows a pic of a stickman in the city) hey it's an asshole, but when you're in the woods you'd act like....Is there an asshole out here???"
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#7
im literally watching right...noq. i misspelled that word, because i wasnt watching my fingers. IAm actually impressed tho how well he can play while just speaking. I figure its one thing to play and speak in a rythem, but hes just talking. im a bit impressed.
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"Why do people wear camo in urban areas it's like (shows a pic of a stickman in the city) hey it's an asshole, but when you're in the woods you'd act like....Is there an asshole out here???"



stole joke from carlin...maybe he should write his own jokes, then i might try to watch him
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#12
ltmq that was halarious, i love that guy hes such a genius, i mean his material its so original and funny, hes a great mucisian to, i mena, bells, harmonica, and guitar, and piano? and he can do piano/guitar, bells, harmonica at the same time, wow
id love to c him live, the adds wee pretty funny too
#13
PILLOW FIGHTS

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hes so funny and is a great musician too.
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#15
awww no fair , i bet this was an american thing?? you get all the fun. I wanna see
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#16
dudes i watched part of it and now im trying to find my harmonica, and i cant find it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#17
I saw it and thought it was amazingly funny... when I first saw his 30 minute special a while back I thought it blew... but this one was pretty funny...
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#18
origionally posted by silent caution
stole joke from carlin...maybe he should write his own jokes, then i might try to watch him

maybe you should speak in complete sentences, then i might listen to what you say

The part where he went to get hid harmonica and kept playing was pretty funny.
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#19
I just watched it a while ago. I thought it was awesome. I like the rock paper scissors Joke.
I like the way he does it too, He doesn't make each joke flow into eachother, he just says them.
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#20
I Want My Harmonica!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#21
the rock paper scissors thing has always peeved me. paper can withstand rocks? physics dictates otherwise.
#22
I thought it was really funny, but then I was pissed that it was just an ad for Microsoft. Apple has Justin Long, so now Microsoft gets Demetri Martin to try and stay "cool" with the indie kids. What a bunch of posers.
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#23
i watched it with some friends- it was great

I once saw a door that said exit only... so i entered it and i told the guy at the desk, "you severely underestimated that door over there... by like 100%"
#24
game set match = tennis

set match run = arson

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#25
Didn't see this but I've never seen something by him I didn't like.
His Trendspotting clips on the daily show are always hilarious.

And I can't stop watching his "H.A.N.D.T.O.S.S.". Reminds me of so many people
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#26
He's a genius. My favorite part's always the Large Pad gags.

I swear, the Clown Flow Chart, Glass 1/2 Full (BABY BLOOD!!!) part, and the songs aren't ever bad either.
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#27
I about pissed myself. I love Demetri Martin (almost in the gay way as well). "This is a pie chart for procrastination." He's fucking hilarious.
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#29
Is it just me, or are these COMPLETELY random comedians some of the best?

The ones with catchy one-liners, little to no back story to the jokes, and just real mind bogglers the big comedians now?

Sure, there are tons of present day comedians that thrive off of story jokes (George Carlin, Patton Oswalt, Robin Williams, etc.), but I mean, Demitri Martin, Mitch Hedburg, that one weird guy.... I can't remember his name, he's got the bigger hair, he wore a hat, and had a low voice, hardly smiled, just real calm...

Anyway, they really seem to be the drving force of comedy today.
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that one weird guy.... I can't remember his name, he's got the bigger hair, he wore a hat, and had a low voice, hardly smiled, just real calm...

I think I know that guy... Is he the one who sang the songs about how his friends died in freak accidents?

On topic: Demetri Martin is hilarious. I watch his stand-up whenever I can. I loved his Large Pad segment.
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#31
Saw it twice tonight and I was lqtm.
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#33
Does anyone think they can tab out what he was playing?
haha.
I just got done watching it and am thinking about tabbing it out.
But it would be cool if someone beat me to it :]
Cuz I'm lazy and stuff.
K, cool.