#1
Post your "funny" metal conversations or something related to metal that happened to you. You will get what i mean after reading this:

Today at school i was listening to Immortal on my MP3 (at the heart of winter if your wondering) and my completely mainstream friend asked me if he can listen to it.
He listens to anything and he said he likes it.
He was like:
"Is this heavy rock or something?"
me:
"No its black metal, duh. "
And here comes the rather funny/disturbing thing he said:
"Dont you listen to real metal like, Linkin Park etc. ?"
i was completely stunned by his answer and i just said "Nevermind...."
I was going to explain what metal is what but after that i realised that theres no point.

So post your funny metal moments.
#2
Girl I liked and we hooked up : What kind of music do you listen to ?
Me: Metal
Girl I liked and we hooked up : Woah, are you a satanist ? I dont want to get involved with this stuff.
Me: ...

And the point of this thread is exaclty what ? to show how stupid mainstream ppl are ? been there, done that.
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
#5
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Girl I liked and we hooked up : What kind of music do you listen to ?
Me: Metal
Girl I liked and we hooked up : Woah, are you a satanist ? I dont want to get involved with this stuff.
Me: ...

And the point of this thread is exaclty what ? to show how stupid mainstream ppl are ? been there, done that.


Preety much yeah, but i tought it would be amusing to see what kind of funny situations the fellow ´metalheads have been trough.
#6
AirHead: Hey You, I'm Ashley
Me: Seth Sanders, Pleasure to Meet You
Airhead: Sooooo What Music Are you Into
Me: Open Minded About All Metal, But Metalcore is My Favorite
Airhead: OMG IM SUCH A METALHEAD
Me: Really? What's your Favorite Band?
Airhead: Fall Out Boy !!!!! omg and Hedley! Jacob Hoggard Is HOTTTT!
Me: ... *walks away*
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#7
Quote by Seth Shadows
AirHead: Hey You, I'm Ashley
Me: Seth Sanders, Pleasure to Meet You
Airhead: Sooooo What Music Are you Into
Me: Open Minded About All Metal, But Metalcore is My Favorite
Airhead: OMG IM SUCH A METALHEAD
Me: Really? What's your Favorite Band?
Airhead: Fall Out Boy !!!!! omg and Hedley! Jacob Hoggard Is HOTTTT!
Me: ... *walks away*


I have had those conversations many times with chicks.
Very annoying.
Last edited by Evil_Magician at Jan 15, 2007,
#8
I worked in a shop once, and this kind of scene guy comes in, he's an OK dude, but I found this funny.

Dude: You going to Download?
Me: Yeah man, who're you looking forward to?
Dude: Trivium will be cool, Metallica should be sweet too, you?
Me: Strapping Young Lad mainly. Y'know, if you go like you are, I bet you're gonna get your ass kicked.
Dude: Nah, i'll be fine.

After Download

Me: So, how was Download for you?
Dude: Alright, but on Sunday these guys tried imprisoning me in a cage...
Me: Oh, I heard about some of that shit.
Dude, Yeah, then later on i got dumped head-first into a trash-can. I ****ing stunk of shit til I got home.
Me: Still do... Haha
Dude: Oh yeah, funny. it sucks that people give you shit for dressing like this...
Me:..... Told ya so...
Dude: .....Asshole...

Maybe it was one of those 'funny if you were there' things. But I found it humorous at the time.
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#9
Pretty much every conversation relating to metal when your talking to a person who doesn't listen to metal is a funny metal story. And I find it pretty funny when you try to explain something about metal to a grl, the conversation always ends up really awkward... at least for me.
#10
i was wearing a black sabbath shirt and this guy comes up to me and says "ew you listen to metal, go cut yourself you emo fag"

next thing i know hes spreading word im into fall out boy

but anyway his bad karma must have kicked in, since someone found out his cousin was a pornstar and told everyone in school
#11
Quote by aldude
i was wearing a black sabbath shirt and this guy comes up to me and says "ew you listen to metal, go cut yourself you emo fag"

People give me shit about being emo.
LOL I dont care.
Just brush it off.
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#12
I have a really funny story... but you are gonna have to look in one of the other 30,000 "Funny metal stories" threads on UG to find it...
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Dave Mustaine?

Is that the guy who wasn't good enough for Metallica?



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#13
Quote by aldude
i was wearing a black sabbath shirt and this guy comes up to me and says "ew you listen to metal, go cut yourself you emo fag"



Ha, the last guy who did that to me woke up with a broken jaw

Most people think twice nowadays lol